Dave lay back in his seat and watched the teacher talking. At least he thought she was talking, couldn't make it out, his mind was a little foggy from blasting music at max volume yesterday. He chucked a wad of paper at her. "Dave! You stop goofing around and pay attention to this lecture!" she yelled. Yup, she had been talking all right. Bringgggg. Ahh the bell, the sound of freedom. Actually it was the sound of a bell but that's beside the point. Dave stiff-armed his way out the door, knocking over several students in the process. Outside Dave found a red playground ball.
"Target practice!" he yelled and punted it into a large crowd of his classmates. "Head shot! 50 points!" he yelled as one of his fellow students fell down unconscious. He then went into the victory dance and proceeded to load onto the bus.
"Hey Dave, you suck!" yelled a kid. Dave responded by phwaping the kid in the head with his rubber band shooter. He looked it over. 'So much fun for only 50 cents' he thought. The bus was nearing his stop so he smacked the bus driver in the back of the head with another band and sent the bus into a screeching halt, right in front of his house. He jumped off and ran inside.
Ahh home, sweet bliss. He walked past his mother who was spouting some nonsense about him getting a job. Why the hell did he need a job when he was already making more than enough selling off his Ritalin to druggies? Yes, Dave did have A.D.D. and was pretty happy about it. Basically A.D.D was a license to act like an ass, wreak havoc, and not get in trouble for it. She then said something about having goals in life. He did have goals. He wanted to be a mole person who lived underground and plotted world domination. Realizing that he wasn't going to get any quiet at home, he fired a few rubber bands at his mom and then ran outside. Outside he saw the postman delivering his mail. The guy took one look at Dave and started running. Dave quickly grabbed a soccer ball and punted it at the guy. "NUT SHOT! 100 POINTS!" screamed Dave, and did a few backflips in his enthusiasm as the postman fell to the ground holding his *ahem* jewels. All of a sudden a large shadow loomed overhead. Dave looked up just as a blue light picked him up and into the craft. Dave looked around until his eyes stopped on something. "Holy shit, it's Clefairy!"
"Target practice!" he yelled and punted it into a large crowd of his classmates. "Head shot! 50 points!" he yelled as one of his fellow students fell down unconscious. He then went into the victory dance and proceeded to load onto the bus.
"Hey Dave, you suck!" yelled a kid. Dave responded by phwaping the kid in the head with his rubber band shooter. He looked it over. 'So much fun for only 50 cents' he thought. The bus was nearing his stop so he smacked the bus driver in the back of the head with another band and sent the bus into a screeching halt, right in front of his house. He jumped off and ran inside.
Ahh home, sweet bliss. He walked past his mother who was spouting some nonsense about him getting a job. Why the hell did he need a job when he was already making more than enough selling off his Ritalin to druggies? Yes, Dave did have A.D.D. and was pretty happy about it. Basically A.D.D was a license to act like an ass, wreak havoc, and not get in trouble for it. She then said something about having goals in life. He did have goals. He wanted to be a mole person who lived underground and plotted world domination. Realizing that he wasn't going to get any quiet at home, he fired a few rubber bands at his mom and then ran outside. Outside he saw the postman delivering his mail. The guy took one look at Dave and started running. Dave quickly grabbed a soccer ball and punted it at the guy. "NUT SHOT! 100 POINTS!" screamed Dave, and did a few backflips in his enthusiasm as the postman fell to the ground holding his *ahem* jewels. All of a sudden a large shadow loomed overhead. Dave looked up just as a blue light picked him up and into the craft. Dave looked around until his eyes stopped on something. "Holy shit, it's Clefairy!"