AUTHOR'S NOTES: This fic was to try to stop people from writing bad SI fiction. Although this is probably not the best one, beacuse it technically IS SI, my characters are not infinitely powerful, etc. as a lot of SI is. (Hey, there are quite a few good ones, but there aren't as many, unfortunately.) BTW, SI means "Self-Insertion". Also, when the characters act OOC, it's to reflect the imaginary SI author's influence. Well, here we go!
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as
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FANFICTION PATROL, PART 1: NO NEED FOR A FANFICTION PATROL!
THE PLACE: THE MASAKI HOUSEHOLD
THE TIME: PRESENT
A mysterious figure had been causing havoc throughout the Masaki Household. He had defeated Tenchi, Katshuito, Kagato, Dr. Clay, and every person who would challenge him. He had also, using the 'Aura of Smooth', gotten every female character of the cast to fall in love with him, etc. He had even outsmarted Washuu and improved on all of her designs. Luckilly, Noboyuki, the only one not affected at all by any of these factors, had consulted Washuu as to what he was.
"Washuu, who was that strange person who seemed to be all powerful?" asked Noboyuki.
"He said his name was SRET328," said Washuu, dreamily, who unfortunately was also under the author's spell.
"Well, I think that we should probably do something to stop him. He's already taken over all of Japan, and is ordering the Japanese populace to erect a statue dedicated to his greatness..." said a wary Noboyuki.
"Who cares?" asked Washuu.
"...Ok... Washuu, can I use one of your trans-dimensional messangers?" asked Noboyuki
"Sure..." stated Washuu, not really listening to what he had just said.
*Noboyuki finds the Trans-Dimensional-Messenging-Device (TDMD) and activates it*
"Help, anyone?!? There is some guy who's extremely powerful and he's ripping the world apart! Please help!"
Luckily, this frantic call for help was heard by the Fanfiction Patrol...
Yes, the Fanfiction Patrol! Made up of the Author Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as and various anonymous authors, they strive to keep all Fandom from bad fanfiction. Unfortunately, their forces are strained, so they can't always prevent it from going out.
"Sir, we've got a class-three SI author invading the Tenchi Universe sector." said a lieutenant at the FFP headquarters in a secret facility near Quantico, VA.
"Ok, prepare the Dimensional Teleporter. I'll get that scum..." declared Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as.
JDK then stepped into the teleporter, and unfortunately, did not teleport to the fic. In fact, he had just teleported into the living room of the author's house.
"What the hell?!?!" screamed Joel the author.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?" screamed JDK back.
"I'm the author of this fanfiction," replied Joel.
"You mean I'M a work of fiction?!" asked JDK, unbelieving.
"Well, you are," said Joel.
"I'm getting out of here...." said JDK. He then was teleported out of the place.
"Hmm. That was interesting." Joel said, and then went back to typing.
*At the Masaki Household, approx. 5 hours later*
"Geez, we really have to get that teleporter fixed..." thought Joel. "I've even been to an alternate dimension where I was writing this fanfiction! Weird!" (Yes, weird, huh? -Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as ^-^;;)
Unfortunately, at just that moment, it appeared he had teleported into the worst place imaginable to be if you're a threatening looking stranger: Washuu's lab...
*END OF PART ONE*
JDK: Well, it's certainly been a weird day!
Washuu: I'll say... who are you?!? And what are you doing in my lab?
JDK: Oh no. Well, stay tuned for the next episode in the New Fanfiction Series: No Need For Authors!
Ryoko: It's unquestionably weird!
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Author's Notes: Well, how'd you like it? I thought I was being original in this kind of story at first, but then I saw several similar fics... I'm just saying this so that you know I wasn't trying to copy off them.
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as
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FANFICTION PATROL, PART 1: NO NEED FOR A FANFICTION PATROL!
THE PLACE: THE MASAKI HOUSEHOLD
THE TIME: PRESENT
A mysterious figure had been causing havoc throughout the Masaki Household. He had defeated Tenchi, Katshuito, Kagato, Dr. Clay, and every person who would challenge him. He had also, using the 'Aura of Smooth', gotten every female character of the cast to fall in love with him, etc. He had even outsmarted Washuu and improved on all of her designs. Luckilly, Noboyuki, the only one not affected at all by any of these factors, had consulted Washuu as to what he was.
"Washuu, who was that strange person who seemed to be all powerful?" asked Noboyuki.
"He said his name was SRET328," said Washuu, dreamily, who unfortunately was also under the author's spell.
"Well, I think that we should probably do something to stop him. He's already taken over all of Japan, and is ordering the Japanese populace to erect a statue dedicated to his greatness..." said a wary Noboyuki.
"Who cares?" asked Washuu.
"...Ok... Washuu, can I use one of your trans-dimensional messangers?" asked Noboyuki
"Sure..." stated Washuu, not really listening to what he had just said.
*Noboyuki finds the Trans-Dimensional-Messenging-Device (TDMD) and activates it*
"Help, anyone?!? There is some guy who's extremely powerful and he's ripping the world apart! Please help!"
Luckily, this frantic call for help was heard by the Fanfiction Patrol...
Yes, the Fanfiction Patrol! Made up of the Author Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as and various anonymous authors, they strive to keep all Fandom from bad fanfiction. Unfortunately, their forces are strained, so they can't always prevent it from going out.
"Sir, we've got a class-three SI author invading the Tenchi Universe sector." said a lieutenant at the FFP headquarters in a secret facility near Quantico, VA.
"Ok, prepare the Dimensional Teleporter. I'll get that scum..." declared Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as.
JDK then stepped into the teleporter, and unfortunately, did not teleport to the fic. In fact, he had just teleported into the living room of the author's house.
"What the hell?!?!" screamed Joel the author.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?" screamed JDK back.
"I'm the author of this fanfiction," replied Joel.
"You mean I'M a work of fiction?!" asked JDK, unbelieving.
"Well, you are," said Joel.
"I'm getting out of here...." said JDK. He then was teleported out of the place.
"Hmm. That was interesting." Joel said, and then went back to typing.
*At the Masaki Household, approx. 5 hours later*
"Geez, we really have to get that teleporter fixed..." thought Joel. "I've even been to an alternate dimension where I was writing this fanfiction! Weird!" (Yes, weird, huh? -Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as ^-^;;)
Unfortunately, at just that moment, it appeared he had teleported into the worst place imaginable to be if you're a threatening looking stranger: Washuu's lab...
*END OF PART ONE*
JDK: Well, it's certainly been a weird day!
Washuu: I'll say... who are you?!? And what are you doing in my lab?
JDK: Oh no. Well, stay tuned for the next episode in the New Fanfiction Series: No Need For Authors!
Ryoko: It's unquestionably weird!
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Author's Notes: Well, how'd you like it? I thought I was being original in this kind of story at first, but then I saw several similar fics... I'm just saying this so that you know I wasn't trying to copy off them.