"Any doubts I had about you being Italian are now gone." Tito said, surprised at how much of a magnum dong Luigi had.
"And they don't call you Dickman for nothing." Luigi replied, seeing Tito's schlong unfurl before his eyes.
"I know. I put the Richard in Richard Cabeza." Tito smirked.
"And The Nut in The Nutshack." Luigi smirked back. TIto, however, dropped his grin briefly in confusion, unaware as to what Luigi was referring to, as 4th wall meta jokes were too complex for a man with the nickname, "Dick".
"Well, we better get started, huh?" Tito prodded.
"You're sure Phil and Jack won't be back any time soon?" Luigi always liked to cover his bases when dealing with men with baggage.
"They're out on the town, probably harassing Cherry Pie, or attacking someone with Horat. What about your partner?"
"Toad's out, probably fucking Princess Peach. He thinks he's so clever, but he wouldn't in a million years imagine that I'm here. He probably thinks I'm at home, mourning Mario's death." Luigi answered. Before Tito had a chance to let out his hearty Filipino laugh, Luigi had already slipped his "Italian Sausage" into Tito's ass.
"Oooohhhhhh." Tito groaned. "That feels so good. But now it's my turn."
I'll take a moment hear to mention how terrified Luigi was, as he witnesses Tito's monster dong harden and become what the legend was known for. No longer a bulge, now a masterpiece of God's creation.
"Oh god." Luigi braced himself, as he could feel Tito enter him and rip his asshole apart, inch by inch. "This must be what birth feels like." Luigi spoke under his breath, as to not let Tito worry about his health too much. Luigi and Tito had been secretly dating for months now, and were finally engaging in the act of lovemaking. Although lovemaking doesn't normally involve an interuniversal 38 inch penis.
Having now fully taken a 54 inch penis (a 4 1/2 dick), Luigi was slightly uncomfortable, and now understood the full pain of the world. He attempted to switch positions to instead feel slightly less in constant hellish pain, but instead just made himself ejaculate almost instantly.
"Haha! Still pretty new, huh?" Tito chuckled at Luigi's inability to last in bed. "Well, it ain't over till the fat chub sings!" Tito shouted to the heavens as he went balls deep into Luigi, somehow managing to penetrate Luigi's soul even further. Luigi could feel Tito coming back up through his throat at the end, and knew that Tito must have no trouble sucking himself off. Luigi somehow managed to withstand another 16 minutes of just constant shredding of his vital organs, and slid his dick out of Luigi's anus over another 30 seconds of torture for Luigi. Once Luigi was free of the rod inside him, he fell over onto the floor, weak from the hell of taking in Tito's titular Dick. His asshole was now so massive that Luigi could feel his intestines slide out the bottom, and his other organs soon followed. Tito noticed this occuring, and walked over to examine Luigi's corpse.
"Huh, it usually takes longer for that to happen." Tito observed. "Oh well, he'll go with the others." Tito sighed. Tito picked up Luigi with his raging boner and carried him out to the back where he dug yet another hole next to the thousands of others to bury Luigi. Luigi's body was never found again.