So, after talking with Dongu and Beaker77 a little bit (not about this, just casual talking), I came to the conclusion that I have SOOOOOO many conversations on hand that I could write a book. Not gonna write a book, but it's funny dialogue. The names have been changed, but most of these will be conversations between me and my real life friends.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the conversations
Jade driving Tori home from school.
Jade: *Randomly starts moaning*
Tori: Jade...just because we're in the car and I can't jump out doesn't mean you can make sexual noises.
Jade: *Starts eating a doughnut sexually*
Tori: It looks like you're making out with that doughnut.
Jade: *Starts laughing* I am.
Tori: Are you imagining it's Beck? *Raises an eyebrow*
Jade: No, I'm imagining it's your sexy face. You're really cute. *Starts moaning again, resuming making out with the doughnut*
Tori: *Blushes uncontrollably and laughs nervously* You're getting really sexual with that doughnut...AND YOU'RE DRIVING FOR GOD'S SAKES!
Yeah, this one was short, but it's the first conversation that came to mind. Hasta Luego mi pastelitos, good damn bye.