"Don'tcha love me anymore, Mistah J? Don'tcha want me anymore?" Joker kept Harley around as a medal on his sleeve, a badge on his coat. She'd been the city's most prized psychologist, and he'd turned her into a prize of his own: A trophy, polished and shining in Gotham's face as yet another great mind melted down and reshaped into a statuette of insanity.
"Won't you smile for me, Mistah J?" But Harley had a bad habit of being a pun stretched too long. She just wasn't… funny. She tended to ruin every joke and drag down every scheme. Y'know, stood strong when she needed to break a fall, and fell down when she needed to take a stand. Nothing made The Joker a sad clown more than a bad act.
"Can't I take your mind of that silly Batman?" And did she even try to understand the humor of a corrupt society? Did she even see the joke in Gotham's police farce working so hard to protect bankers who robbed citizens while fighting criminals who robbed from bankers? Would she even giggle at the term 'police farce'? She didn't care about the crimes, the thrills, the fights, not really.
"Where's your passion, Mistah J?" Where was her passion?! All she wanted was someone filling her empty heart and keeping her bedside warm. Someone to satisfy her animalistic needs. The only time she peaked human's purest feeling, insanity, was when Batman became the blame for her dry panties. Then it was kill, kill, kill the Batman! Kill the Joker's best toy so that she'd get played with the most! There was no passion there, only jealousy and desire.
"Where's your lust, Mistah J?"
Batman's body pressed Joker's hard against the wall. Hearts were rushing, lungs were aching, minds were racing, and senses were peaked. Both covered in sweat, both filled with adrenaline. Both raging with tension, both letting it out. One laughed hystericly as he was pulled forward;One yelled as he slammed the other back against the wall. Joker's lust was for violence, chaos, and challenge, and fighting Batman was all the sex he needed.
A.N.: Just a reminder, this isn't really slash, but can easily be taken either way and I don't mind. Please, please, PLEASE review. Sorry it's soooo short, but I'm tired, sick, and in pain, and I just wanted to scribble something that would take my mind off it.