Hi, Captain Aron here. Here's the G1 Transformers and Class 3E crossover. This is technically rewrites of the original 1984-1987 episodes.

This is the first part of Episode one, in its original sequence. The time millions ago in the past will be the same, but after that, it will be different.

Enjoy the Transformers Classroom!


Episode 1: More Than Meets the Eye Time: Part 1A

(You All Should Know the Original G1 Opening Song …) -Narrator

-Many millions of years ago, on the planet Cybertron, life existed. But, not life as we know it today. Intelligent robots, that could…

Prime: Wait, are we really going to use that line again? I mean, come on.

Megatron: FOR CYBERTRON'S SAKE, THAT LINE IS SO SLAGGING OLD!

Korosensei: "Nururururururu…I think it's fine!"

All 3E Students: (Eyes bugging out) "WILL YOU SHUT UP!"

Korosensei: Nyaaaaaa Hyaaaa!

Narrator: Well, what did you lot have in mind?

Prime: *Ahem* BEFORE TIME BEGAN, THERE WAS THE CUBE…

(The Narrator, Autobots, Decepticons, and 3E are silent, sweatdropping and facepalming, seemingly not wanting a reference to the 2007 movie. Shot of Cybertron then pans over to Fuwa.)

Fuwa (sweatdropping and pointing towards offscreen): Just go to the first scene…


On Cybertron:

A gully comes into view after we zoom in on Cybertron. At the bottom of the gully, two hands grab a metal grate from underneath, pushing it up and moving it aside. Up comes the Autobot engineer, Wheeljack, grabbing neon-orange conductor rods from in the shaft he just came out of.

WHEELJACK: There's not enough energy in these conductors to last a quartex.

As he grabs the last one, he grabs a hand and pulls up fellow Autobot Bumblebee.

BUMBLEBEE: Well, at least we found these, Wheeljack.

WHEELJACK: And when these run out?

BUMBLEBEE: Can't worry about that now. Hey, let's get back to Iacon.

As soon as Bumblebee finishes, Wheeljack transforms: His head disappears into his body, as the arms rotate upwards, the forearms folding down onto where his head was. Two side panels extend downward on his shoulders, with the upper section of the vehicle folding towards Bumblebee. His legs then fold sideways, with the feet folding upside-down as the legs fold up to form the rear, with two other panels expanding and forming a spoiler. The end result is a bulky, Cybertronian hovercar.

WHEELJACK (In vehicle form): Load up!

Bumblebee starts loading the conductor rods into the back of Wheeljack. He then proceeds to get in and the rear door shuts. Wheeljack drives off towards the city of Iacon, home of the Autobots.

BUMBLEBEE: I bet Optimus Prime will be glad to see us.

WHEELJACK: We're nearing the bridge to Iacon. One mega-mile to go.

BUMBLEBEE: Ahh... home, sweet home.

However, through Wheeljack's windshield, looking at a checkpoint one mega-mile from Iacon, five unknown figures stand blocking the road.

WHEELJACK: Uh-oh. A Decepticon welcoming committee!

The Autobot deploys a black deflective shield, as he continues towards the group of Decepticons ahead of him.

STARSCREAM (with a different voice): Autobots! Stop them!

The other four Decepticons starts to open fire on the Autobot duo.

Wheeljack stops sideways, as Bumblebee gets out of the rear, draws his rifle and starts to fire. He then takes cover behind Wheeljack.

BUMBLEBEE: Prime told me there'd be days like this!

WHEELJACK: Heh, and you didn't believe him?

BUMBLEBEE: I do now!

A purple clone of Starscream, equipped with a flamethrower, launches a jet of flame that forms a ring of fire around the two.

WHEELJACK: We've gotta get these energy conductors back to Iacon!

BUMBLEBEE: I'm right behind ya!

The yellow bot contracts his forearms up into his shoulders, as his head disappears into his body. He starts to fold downward, while long hoverflaps expand out from his folded arms, and the side of his knees. A sleek-looking hovercar sits where Bumblebee stood.

Wheeljack, in his vehicle form, protrudes two spinning fans from his front bumper.

WHEELJACK: Mind if I cut in?

The two Autobots proceeds to get through the fire, speeds towards the Decepticons, and breaks through their 'roadblock'.

SEEKER: After them!

Thundercracker and Skywarp transform, compressing their metal bodies into two triangular-shaped Cybertronian jets. They chase the two Autobots, firing at them, until one stray shot hits and flips Bumblebee in a forwards barrel roll, the rear of his vehicle mode smoking from the hit.

Wheeljack's rear door opens, a ramp extending from his rear bumper, scraping on the ground.

WHEELJACK: Bumblebee! Get in, quick!

Bumblebee drives up the ramp and into Wheeljack's rear compartment, the ramp contracting back and the door closing as he stops.

You all right? (Hexagonal panel inside 'Jack' lights up on and off as he talks)

BUMBLEBEE: Yeah. I th... think it's my rear axle.

WHEELJACK: Well, hang on to your crankshaft! I'm shiftin' into overdrive!

Wheeljack suddenly starts moving faster, and disappears into an underground roadway. The seekers fly off.

THUNDERCRACKER: They've gone underground. We'll never catch 'em now!

SKYWARP: We've gotta report back to Megatron.

*The Decepticon symbol switches to the Autobot symbol, with the familiar "DUN-DA-DUN-DA-NAAAAAAA!"*


At the gate entering Iacon city, a gap exists between a bridge and it. An oddly-colored lightpost stands near. Wheeljack approaches, radioing to Iacon City.

WHEELJACK: Wheeljack to Iacon. We're comin' in!

Almost immediately, a platform extends from the Iacon side, and the gates open, letting Wheeljack enter the city. As soon as the platform contacts back and the gates close, the lightpost extends its lights, folding downwards. The base of it compresses panels and splits, hands popping out of the lights and a head coming out of the midsection, revealing it to actually be Decepticon communications specialist, Soundwave.

SOUNDWAVE: Laserbeak, prepare for flight. Destination: Iacon. Operation: assimilation.

He presses a button near his left shoulder, causing a panel on his chest to open, shooting a cassette-like rectangle out of the cavity. The rectangle sprouts wings, two suppressing lasers, feet and a bird's head. The bird's name is Lazerbeak.

The bird glides over to a dome over Iacon, where three Autobots are shown. Two recording devices extend out from panels on each side of his head, and begin recording.

However, a button on Soundwave's left chassis starts flashing red…

Laserbeak, Autobot alert!

Soundwave transforms back into his lightpost mode, and just as a white-colored Autobot hover car zooms by.

After the car is gone past, Soundwave transforms back to robot mode.

Disclosure averted. Continue observation.

Inside Iacon, the same white hover car stops on an elevator lift, then turns around. The lift moves up and stops next to Autobot leader Optimus Prime and fellow bots Prowl and Trailbreaker. The white hover car splits in half, with legs lifting it upwards, the front splitting to form arms and a head pops out where the front was, forming Autobot warrior Jazz.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Any luck, Jazz?

JAZZ: (Walking up to Prime) Negative. The north side of Cybertron's blacker than the inside of a driveshaft.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Unless a new supply of energy is found, nobody is going to win this war.

PROWL: When do we start the search mission?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Soon as you're ready to launch.

Laserbeak returns to Soundwave, transforming to cassette mode as he enters Soundwave's chest. A moment later, he takes off.

At the Decepticon base, the tyrannical leader, Megatron, with Seeker leader Starscream in company, rambles to himself.

MEGATRON: If there's a new source of energy to be found, the Decepticons must find it first.

SOUNDWAVE: Autobots are set to launch, Megatron.

MEGATRON: As are we.

The Decepticon leader looks up at a purple and light-purple laser cannon.

Shockwave!

The cannon's barrel splits into two arms, the right one featuring a laser. A single yellow reticle appears on a small boxy head with antennas, and the base of the gun extends to form legs, revealing it to be the Decepticon mad scientist, Shockwave.

SHOCKWAVE: What is your command, Megatron?

MEGATRON: You are to stay behind. I entrust Cybertron to you, Shockwave.

SHOCKWAVE: Fear not, Megatron. Cybertron shall remain as you leave it.

MEGATRON: Excellent. Now it's only a matter of time until Optimus Prime admits defeat.

STARSCREAM: The Autobots would have lost eons ago if I'd been calling the shots.

MEGATRON: Starscream, only a select few ever lead.

STARSCREAM: My time will come, Megatron.

MEGATRON: Never. Never! Prepare to blast off!

"DUN-DA-DUN-DA-NAAAAAAA!" (Decepticon to Autobot)


The interior of the Autobot's ship, the Ark, shows the Autobots who volunteered to go with Prime: Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Mirage, Hound, Bluestreak, Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, Trailbreaker, Gears, Brawn, Windcharger, Huffer, and Cliffjumper.

JAZZ: All systems go!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Ignition!

The Ark's thrusters ignite and flames shoot out as the ship takes off. In the distance, however, lies the Decepticon ship, the Nemesis.

SOUNDWAVE: Contact.

MEGATRON: Blast off!

The Nemesis takes off, pursuing the Ark.

Aboard said Autobot ship….

PROWL: Look! (Pointing to the ship's windscreen)

OPTIMUS PRIME: What is it?

PROWL: An asteroid.

A big asteroid comes into view of the bridge. Then…

MIRAGE: There's another one.

OPTIMUS PRIME: They're going to collide!

Both asteroids collide, sending chunks of them scattering, some hitting the Ark. This causes Ironhide's right shoulder to leak oil.

IRONHIDE: Leakin' lubricant!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Hang on, everybody!

Aboard the Nemesis…

SOUNDWAVE: Meteor shower! Meteor shower!

MEGATRON: We're... we're losing our power!

Back on the Ark, the meteors hitting the ship causes Jazz to be thrown out of the control seat.

OPTIMUS PRIME: Jazz!

Ironhide, man the laser gun!

Said Autobot grabs a gun's trigger housing.

IRONHIDE: Got it!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Fire!

A orange-yellow beam of energy shoots from the front of the Ark, obliterating any asteroid debris in its path. The crew of the Nemesis notices.

MEGATRON: Follow them, follow them!

As both ships clear the field, Prowl notices something on his Viewtrex…

PROWL: Viewtrex report. We are being followed!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Decepticons!

Prime grabs the controls of the Ark and attempts to shake the Nemesis off their tail.

SOUNDWAVE: We have been detected.

MEGATRON: Stay with them!

Both ships start flying around, the Ark trying to shake the Nemesis off. Up and down, left and right, it continues for several minutes.

STARSCREAM: Let's just blow 'em away! They've seen us!

MEGATRON: No... I want to know what they're after. Prepare the tractor beam!

The Decepticon ship flies alongside the Ark, and as it gets beside the ship, two light-purple laser beams shoot out, connecting to the Autobot ship.

JAZZ: They've made a magnetic junction! I can't shake them!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Fire the laser!

IRONHIDE: Nothin'. Power's used up.

MEGATRON: Release the boarding chute!

As if on cue, a tubular gangway extends from the side of the Nemesis, latching onto the side of the Ark.

Orange smoke begins to accumulate at the wall where the chute connected to. The wall happens to be part of the Ark's command center.

PROWL: They're coming aboard!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Prepare for battle!

The portion of the wall cut through falls, revealing Megatron and his men.

MEGATRON: Attack! Attack!

All hell breaks loose on the bridge as both Autobots and Decepticons clash: Soundwave takes on three Autobots at the same time, shoving Jazz, tossing Prowl over his shoulder, and kicking Sideswipe, before getting dropkicked in the back by Ironhide. Ratchet then punches him in the chest, before grabbing and tossing the former into an electrical board. Optimus gets the upper hand on Megatron, pressing the latter against a computer display.

Suddenly, the ship starts shaking.

OPTIMUS PRIME: What's happening?

PROWL: G-forces... they're dragging us down!

All remaining standing Autobots and Decepticons are forced to the metal floor,

OPTIMUS PRIME: We're out of control!

Prime pulls a lever, trying to reduce the ship's gravitational fall. The G-forces are too strong for the magnetic junctions connecting both ships, and with the last one gone, both the Ark and the Nemesis begin their descent towards an unknown green and blue planet, the fate of the latter being unknown.

On the planet, known as Earth, a large, grassy plain, surrounding a big, foliage-covered mountain comes into view.

Without warning, a large orange spaceship flies past, slamming head-on into the mountain. The impact causes a loud thunderous explosion of flames, trees and dirt, as the odd ship buries itself into the mountain.

As the dust settles, only the rear of the ship is left. Then, as if nothing happened, part of the mountain collapses, burying what's left of the ship.

And for the next four million years, all is quiet on the planet Earth…


(Screen cuts to an Autobot symbol. Jazz drives out from behind and transforms into robot mode. But before he can pull his rifle out, a yellow octopus in a teacher's uniform dashes fast across the screen, a mob of what appears to be his students shooting bb-guns and wielding knives at him. Instead, Jazz simply scratches his head, confused).

-The Transformers Will Return After These Messages…?…-


And there you have it! Stay tuned for Part 1B of Episode 1 of… The Transformers