One day, Harry Potter was trying to make up an excuse to leave his room, as he was sick and tired of dumbledore looking through the reverse peephole he had recently installed on the door. Harry thought and thot, but he couldnt come up with an excuse. Suddenly, Ron flew in the window. " hi hairy" Ron said cheerfully. "What are you up to?" Before Harry could respond, dumbledore bursts through the door wearing nothing but socks. "I can finally fiddle diddle with real bios!" he yelled. Everyone gets super passionate as they make sweet love on Harry's bed. Hermony walks in on them but they don't giva shit because they are too busy gaying. She jumps in too. As they all get mixed up in the pile, dumbledore accidentally penetrates Hermione. "NOO!" He yells. He dies. Voldemort fly's in and is so flabbergasted by what he sees. Who killed my husband? He exclaimed. "It was Hermione", says Ron. " fuck you you twat" she says. "What the fuck did you call me bitch?" He responds.
"You're a fucking twat you wanker."
" go fuck yourself you slut"
"You blody faggot"
" O why don't you go sucj my cock"
"OK I will"
So Hermione goes right at Ron and begins blowing him. She gets pregnant and gives birth to dumbledore. "My lover!" Exclaimed voldemort. "You were gone for so long I missed you"
"I missed you too"
"Let's start gaying"
OK
And they start gaying. Harry was so amazed by what he saw, and he joined in. Ron thought it looked fun, so he also joined.