The Resurrection A Comedic Parody

by Trixi-Bela Emma Meyhr

This is a comedic parody of the resurrection in an easy-to-read format. Please take no offence to my representation of God, Gabriel, Jesus or any other characters- as a devout christian this is how I see God.

1. Prologue

The Resurrection – A Comedic Parody From God's View!

A/N: This story was part an RS project I did last year. I thought it was quite funny, so yeah. Enjoy!
Please note that the text in bold is a quotation from the Bible.

Prologue

I watched him being carried to his tomb, and I couldn't bear it. He was my son after all. I knew I had promised him a resurrection, but I still didn't know how I could help the people on earth to believe.

"Sir?" Angel Bob asked me. "Yes," I answered wearily. Being God wasn't always great. You had to make tough decisions, and cater for all beliefs. The dead people were also quite often infuriating because they expected more from heaven that there actually was. "God, Mary Magdalene is approaching the tomb." I turned on the satellite TV and zoomed in on the situation. "Is it morning already? There's never any rest around here," I grumbled, and Angel Bob shrugged. "Oh well," I sighed, and turned on the sound.

One of the perks of living in Heaven is that you have unlimited technology, and luckily some clever person had invented surround sound, so it was like being in an iMax 3D cinema. On the screen Mary Magdalene was walking with the other Mary portrayed against a (even I have to admit) stunning sunrise, carrying bowls of spices. "What are they doing Sir?" Angel Bob asked. I patted the white sofa, and Angel Bob sat down next to me. "Angel Bob, my friend, she is going to mourn over my earthly son." Angel Bob nodded, and fixed his gaze upon the screen. Now, Angel Bob was my butler, waiter, cook and best friend, so he was always was by my side. I'm kind of assuming here, that you know the biography of my son, so you will have been introduced to Angel Gabriel my field angel and spy, from special interceptions HI6 (Heaven Intelligence sector 6). He was rather annoying sometimes, as after each mission he demanded a pay rise. "It's time," I said, and Angel Bob got up and called Angel Gabriel's mobile. They had a short conversation, and Angel Bob snapped his mobile shut. "He's on his way," he confirmed, and I leant back to enjoy the show.