It's better to keep your mouth shut and sound like an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt- MERLIN!

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, but, it turns out, I was mistaken.

Never argue with an idiot. They only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

A knight is there to help you when you fall, but your manservant will laugh in your face as they're the one who tripped you.

All your subjects want to ride with you in the carriage, but what you want are people who will walk with you when the carriage breaks.

I'm not arrogant! I've just got much more natural confidence than you.

Some people stay in our lives then quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts- and we are never ever the same again.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A stranger stabs you quickly,

An enemy stabs you then twists the sword,

A bad friend quietly stabs you in the back,

An old lover stabs you straight through the heart,

But, best friends only poke each other with training sticks.

If no one's perfect, then I'm no one.

Here I am! So, what are your other two wishes?

My servant's like a Slinky. Completely useless unless you want someone to push down the stairs.

Sometimes Merlin's mind's like lightening. One flash then it's gone.

I don't have an ego! I just love how awesome I am.

If life thinks a lemon is an acceptable gift to the future king, it's sorely mistaken.

I would kill the hottest person in the universe- but I wouldn't want to deprive you of your future king.

I talk to myself because my father told me you learn a lot from wise people.

If common sense is so common, then how comes I'm the only one who has it?

My future's so bright! Someone needs to invent dark glasses.

Wait a couple more years to do magic in Camelot. You never know, someone might scrap the rule… *cough, cough*

Without ME, the word is 'AWESO-'.

A goblet a day keeps the servant away- if you have my royal aim.

When God made me, he was just showing off.

RULE #1- I'm always right.

RULE #2- If I'm wrong, please look at rule one.

If I'm fat, then he's ugly. At least I can diet.

I dream of a better tomorrow for all of Camelot-

Where I can eat a full breakfast and not have my motives questioned!

Note to self-

Don't kiss Gwen by her front door.

Love is blind… her neighbours aren't…

I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. So don't ask, or you'll get thrown in the stocks.

Behind the greatest king is a terrible manservant.

There we go! These were the ones I thought reflected Arthur the most, though I had to change some slightly so they fit the show. I got them all off a website, and around places, so no credit!

Hopefully there'll be a couple more chapters depending on response, so look out for this!