Title: How Naruto Found Out About His Parents
Summary: Give Tsunade a little sake.
Disclaimer: Is this even necessary? I obviously don't own Naruto!
"Hic! I can walk by myself! Hic!" Tsunade mumbled, and immediately crumpled on the floor.
"Tsunade sama!" Sakura squealed in surprise. "What are you doing? You're not supposed to drink for an entire month, this goes against your doctor's orders!"
"I AM A FREAKING DOCTOR! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Tsunade yelled, and then hiccupped again.
Naruto closed his eyes in horror. Sakura and he had been walking towards Ichiraku this night after a successful mission. (Kakashi had run off to read Icha Icha.) They had been having a nice conversation when suddenly Tsunade appeared when they turned a corner. A very drunk Tsunade.
Sakura helped support her teacher. She shot a death glare at Naruto, who sighed and helped pick up the fifth hokage.
"You're going to have one hell of a hangover tommorow." Naruto remarked casually.
Tsunade hiccupped again, and looked at Naruto. "Don't say that Naaaruuuto." Her words were slurred. "I dooon't care what yoooouuuuu saaaay, even if yooouuuu loook a lot like your faaather."
"My father!" Naruto nearly dropped Tsunade. "What!"
"Yuppers! That Minato Namikaze suuuure was one good looking guy." Tsunade laughed (in a drunken way). "Became fourth hoooookage because of his looooks. That's hoooow he hooked up with the preeeetiest girl around, Kushina Uzumaki."
"I'VE BEEN LIED TO ALL MY LIFE!" Naruto screamed, waking up everyone in Konoha.
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Jiraiya, who was writing the next Icha Icha novel looked up at the noise. "Wow, I sure got a lot of explaining to do."