Me: HELLOOOOOOO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET~! This is my first time i've actually written this type of writing. But who cares~! At least I can speak to the other characters of this dumb fanfic~!
RWBY: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU... black... mechinal... dinosaur robot thing with cannon...
Me: Me? *point at myself* I am the writer and auther of this ripoff fanfic! DR. GAIRYUKI~!
Random Idiot: Why are you call-
Me: DR. GAIRYUKI! *firin mah lazer* BRAAHHHHHHHHH! *after killing the idiot with mah lazer* ENJOY~!
RWBY: HUH?!
Weiss Schnee, who was a 23 years old CEO of the Schnee Company and officed hunter, along with her partner and girlfriend, Ruby Rose, a Alpha beowolf with a soul who is over 7 feet tall, has massive boobs, and is also a officed hunter, were eating at a bar family restaurant in a city, called Salem, in the desert kingdom of Vacuo. While Weiss eat, they heard a priest telling a poem out loud from a book full of quotes about the God of Light, on not only the bar's radio, but everyone who own a radio in this town. "Children of God of the Light who lives on this earth, have faith, and thou shall be saved. The God of the Light, Leto, enlightens thy path. Behold, having descended from his throne, the grand lighten lord shall save thee from the sins of darkness. As a messager of the Light God Leto, I am your Father."
Ruby was silent before she spoke. "... A radio broadcast of a sermon?"
"A messager of God...?" Weiss spoke. "What's that?"
The bartender then spoke to them with a raised eyebrow and confused look. "I think ought to be the one saying about you. What are you? Street performers? As you do have a... talking... beowolf with you?"
Weiss just give him a look at him for suggest that she is her pet.
"Okay, old guy. 1. What parts of me look like a street performer? And 2. Ruby is not my pet, she my partner and girlfriend." Weiss told him while people, including a few children, around the place where the bar is at were looking at them, but more specifically, Ruby.
"A big doggie!"
"Wow!"
"Huge!"
"I don't see people with faces or having a beowolf with boobs as a partner or a girlfriend like you around here." The bartender reply his answer to Weiss' question before he ask her. "Tourist?"
"Yeah, we're just looking for something." Weiss answer his questiion before she ask him with a question. "Anyway, what's with this broadcast?"
"You haven't heard of Lord Urban?"
"... Who?" Weiss ask him, as they never heard of him.
"Founder Urban! The messager of the Light God, Leto!" The bartender stated to Weiss and Ruby before he went on explaining of who he is to them. "The founder of Letoism, the one with the 'Power of Miracles'. He's this really wonderful man who came to this city couples of years ago after the city went into panic went the communications of this were mysterious not working and he showed us the way of god!"
The bartender then notice that Weiss wasn't listing a single bit of what he was explaining to her. "... Aren't you listing, woman?"
"Nope. I'm not interest in religion." Weiss said before she got up from her stool. "I'm stuffed. Let's beat it, Ruby."
"Yep." Ruby said to her girlfriend... only for her head to hit the ceiling and causing the bartender's radio to fall from the roof of the bar and onto the ground, breaking it into pierces from the falls, which one of the people obiviously point it out. "Oh the radio is broken."
The bartender shouted at them. "HEY! Don't cause any problem here! It's all because you're walking around with your talking beowolf!"
"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT WAS A ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!" Ruby apologize to the raido's owner while flinging her arm around in the air as she apologize to him as she didn't mean it. Which Weiss was walking toward the shattered remain of the radio while she spoke. "Relax, Ruby, I got this. I'll fix it right up."
"Fix how...?" The bartender ask her.
"Just watch." Ruby said to him before her girlfriend place both of her above the shattered pierces. Then she focus her semblance and the radio pieces glowed before the smoke clear and reveal radio is instantly fixed and look how it is as it play a song on it. Weiss then ask him. "How's this?"
"... I'm totally stunned." He said before he ask Weiss. "You can use the 'Power of Miracles'!?"
"Say what?" Ruby ask him, as she was confused what that means before Weiss spoke to them and explain it. "No, that was just my semblance. We're hunter. I'm Weiss Schnee, the CEO of the Schnee Company, and this is my partner, Ruby."
"Hi!" Ruby said to them as she wave her hand to them.
"Weiss Schnee?!"
"I've heard of her before!"
"The white hair girl is the owce-known heiress..."
"The CEO of the Schnee Company herself! WEISS SCHNEE!"
Weiss was expect that either the peoples of this city would swarm over her or Ruby. The people did the latter as they were amazed by her, might to her relief as Ruby called Weiss for help. "Uhh... Weiss? Help me."
"Woah."
"I didn't think she own a beowolf."
"A talking one at that."
Then they look at her when someone accidentally all press all 3 of her trigger words and one of her berserk buttons. "She is quite the nice pet beowolf with big boobs."
Weiss thash at them while she yelled at them as her anger make even Yang look tame by compansion as she exaggerating of what they actually said. "YOU CALLED MY GIRLFRIEND AN OVERSIZED BOOB MONSTER PET?!"
"WE DIDN'T SAY THAT!" They shout in unison.
After Weiss is finish thrashing them (and Ruby calming her down), a young woman was running toward the bar while she spoke. "Hello! It's a little lively today!"
The bartender recongize her and greeted her. "Oh, hello June."
The bartender give her some stuff while she pay for it. "Going to church, again?"
"Yes, I need to make some offering. Same stuff as usual." June said before she notice Weiss and Ruby while Ruby was picking up the radio and putting it on the counter of the bar. "oh, I haven't meet you before."
"She's Weiss Schnee, the CEO of the Schnee Company. She and her beowolf partner are looking for something." The bartender explain to June before he give her the bag of stuff and she spoke to them. "I hope you find what you're looking for! May Leto protect you!"
June then left and head toward the church while the bartender explain to Weiss and Ruby of who June is. "June has become alot more energetic. And it's all thank to the founder."
"Huh?"
"That girl, she aren't got no relatives, but on top of that, her boyfriend died in an accident this years, coulpe of months ago to be precise..." The bartender said before some other guys took it over to explain it to them.
"Yeah, you'd think she'd be sad, but she didn't look so down."
"What saved her were the teachings of Urban, the messager of the Light God, Leto!"
"He who give everlasting life to the living and rebirth to the dead. The 'Power of Miracles' prove that. Miss, you should take a look too! That's definity the power of god himself!"
"'Rebirth to the dead', huh...?" Weiss said as she thought about it as sound... quite suspicious for a church. "This smell fishy."
Meanwhile... at the Church's main office...
Urban then finish his quote from the book before he turn off and stop the broadcast. His men congratulated him. "Wonderful job, founder."
"Founder, we are graceful for your precious words today as well."
"FOUNDER!"
Urban saw June coming in and give her stuff to the mens, so he got up from his chair to greet her. "Ah, June. Good as always. Wonderful job!"
"No, it's only the usual." June said to him. "And... if it happens... somedays..."
Urban smile at June and then spoke to her. "I understand quite well what you're trying to say. After all, Light God Leto has been observing your good conduct."
"Then-!"
"But June, it is not yet the time for that. Do you understand? Yes?"
"... That's... that's... right... not yeat..."
"Good. You're a good child, June."
Meanwhile... at the church's nave...
Weiss and Ruby were at the nave and they just recently run into Yang and Blake. Yang give her beowolf sister a hug of not seeing her for so long and see what happen to her while Blake notice Weiss looking at the staute. All before June enter it and saw them. "Oh? Didn't I meet you two earlier?"
"Yeah." Ruby said before she introduce June to her sister and her girlfriend. "This is Yang, my older sister, and Blake, her girlfriend and she a cat faunus."
"Hey." Yang said to her while her girlfriend, Blake, was silent. June the notice Weiss looking at the staute before she ask her. "Do you want to learn about Letoism?"
"Sorry, but no thank. I'm an atheist." Weiss said to her.
"That's not good! By beliving in god, you'll live with daily gratitudes and hope... isn't that wonderful?!" June spoke to them before she give major emphasis to them. "If you have faith, then you'll girlfriend wouldn't be a gigantic boob beowolf!"
"WHAT?!" Weiss and Yang shouted in unison at her. "Why you little...!"
"She didn't mean like that Weiss and sis." Ruby said while both she and Blake are keeping their respective girlfriends from killing June. Weiss calm down enough before she sit down on a bench and spoke to June. "Jeez, how can you believe in something like that? Pray to god and expect the dead to come back to life... huh?"
"Yes." June give her answer to Weiss without hesitation or thought. "Without a doubt!"
Yang and Blake were worry she was not thinking right when Weiss suddenly pull out a note book and read the note in it out loud. "35 liters of water, 25 kilograms of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorous, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of saltpeter, 80 grams of sulfur, 7.5 grams of fluorine, 5 grams of iron, 3 grams of silicon, and a little bit of 15 other elements."
"Huh?" June and Yang said in unison, as they have no clue of what she saying, but Blake knew what she is saying before Weiss spoke to June. "These would be the calculated chemical components that make up the body of a human, faunus, and other lifeforms on this planet and possible other planets as well. We already know that in modern science, but the grimms on the other hands... there is no successful report of what Grimms even are made from since they evaporize in a few minutes. There's not enough information of the grimm. For hundreds of years, maybe even thousands, scientist have been researching and researching, but they haven't been able to grasp what a grimm is made of up. So you could say it's a wasted effort, but I think it's alot more useful than just praying and waiting. Oh, right, and the ingredients for these parts? You can pick all of that at a market-place even with the pocket of money of a little kid. It's really cheap to make another lifeform."
Weiss laugh at her own joke as June angrily shouted at her. "A person isn't a thing! You're being disrespectful to the creator! You'll get the wrath of the heavens!"
Weiss ignore what she said as she continue to explain it to her. "It's ironic really, the ones who are closet to gods are the ones who hunt grimms, the Hunters."
"That's arrogant." June said to her spitefully. "You hunters think yourself as God's equal?"
"Oh right. I've heard of this legend before." Weiss said while she smirk as she and Ruby knows. "'There was once a hero who flew too close to the sun. His wings of wax fell apart and pummel to the earth."
June was confused of what that suppose to means.
Later... at a gathering...
Urban transform a rose into a sunflower to show the crowds as they cheer for him. Team RWBY was watching him as Ruby spoke to her girlfriend about the thing they were searching for over 2 years with no luck. "Weiss, do you think...?"
"Yeah maybe it is." Weiss said. She saw his ring on the middle of his left hand and instantly knew how he was able to transform the rose into a sunflower without a type of semblance to do it. "Bingo."
Weiss then spoke and easily trick to June, who was in the crowds as right before Weiss spoke to her. "Miss~! I'm interested in this religion~! I want to talk to this founder guy, so could you give me some information~?"
"Oh, you're finally becoming a believer!" June said, not knowing she was easily tricked, which Ruby and the bumblebee react with just a sign of her oblivious-ness.
Later... at the main office of the church...
Urban was enjoying his tea time when one of men came into the office so they can tell him something important. "Founder, there is someone requesting an interview. A girl with white hair and blue eyes that she is name Weiss Schnee and she brought along with some other peoples."
"What? I'm busy. Tell them to go home." Urban said... only for him to realized of what one of his men has just said. "Wait. Did you say Weiss Schnee?!"
"Yes, i'm sure that was the name of the woman... do you know her?"
"Ohh, this is extremely bad!" Urban said to one of his men. "She's the hunter that has the nickname of the 'Frost Knight' of Team RWBY, Weiss Schnee!"
He was shocked of what Urban has just said. "You mean that small girl and those other 3!? This is a joke, right!?"
"IDIOT! She was the heiress and now the CEO of the Schnee Company. She was easily one of the most powerful hunter on one of the most powerful teams of her generation when she graduated!" Urban said to his men.
"Why is a graduated hunter team are here?!" His men asked him. "Could it be that he knows about our plan?!"
"I don't know, but if they do know about it, then it seem that those wolves have excellent noses." Urban said.
"You want me to send them away?" He ask Urban, which he declined.
"No, doing that would be too suspricious. They might return if we turn them away." Urban stated to him, but then he got an idea and give him an hint of his idea as he grin. "... They never came here. How does that sound?"
His men was confused at first, but then he got his hind of his idea and grin about it. "As long as god is content."
Later...
"Now, please enter." He told them as they enter the room with a couple mens, like 7 of them, in it and an Paladin suit, which is unknown to them, is piloted by one of the men. "The founder is very busy person and thus does not have much free time, but you ma'ams have good luck."
One of the men closed the door behind them as Weiss spoke to him. "Sorry, I don't plan on talking to him for too long."
"Yes, we'll end this quite soon." He spoke to them while he grin behind their back as he put out a Charter Arms Bulldog armed with aura-piercing .357 Magnum cartridges before he point it at the side of Ruby's head. "JUST LIKE THIS!"
He then shoot the bullet her through her skull, destroying her jawbones around her mouth into many pieces as her body fell to the floor. They were shock of what they just saw as Yang shouted. "RUBY!"
Then the 6 mens point their halberd at them and the Paladin suit then actived and pointed it's laser cannon at them to make they sure they don't move. June was shocked of what's going on. "BROTHER! What the meaning of this?!"
"June, these women are heretic that were going to seduct the founder."
"WHAT?!" Yang shouted at them.
"Okay, that's just sexist." Weiss said, which Blake nodded in agreement.
"NO! If that's why, the founder surely wouldn't have allowed th-"
"The founder has allowed this!" He told June before he aim his gun at Weiss' face, preparing to kill her. "The words of the founder are the words of god himself... THIS IS THE WILL OF GOD!"
Then... somebody 'oh' before a clawed hand grabbed his gun and crushed it with it's strength. "That's a mean god."
When he turn to his left, he saw Ruby, whose side of her head is regenerating from the bullet that went through her skull and reveal that there was a normal jaw under benearth the jawbone mask. Before he could scream, Ruby punch him in the face before the rest of her teammates grabbed one of their capturer and flip him on their buddy, knocking them out. The Paladin suit attempt to shoot, but Weiss then summon the Knight, command it to punch through the armor around the cockpit, and knock out the pilot. The eighth guy attempt to run away, but Weiss kick the Knight's helmet and knock him out, which her teammates and the Knight give her 10 points. "STRIKE!"
Junewas freaking out and pointed at Ruby. Which Yang and Blake... until they remember that Ruby was shot through the head, which cause Yang to freak out as well as June spoke. "Wh- wh- WHA! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
"She always has this ability for 2 years now." Weiss explain to them, which make alot more sense, but they were still confuse as Jaune. "HOW?! Grimm don't have that kind of a ability!"
"Oh, you mean this body?" Ruby said as her regeneration finish healing her side of her head and closing the wound. "This is something that when someone who has stolen my own original body."
"Some stolen your original body?" June said, with Yang and Blake realizing of what is going, why they didn't visit or reply to them in such a long time, or what happen to Ruby. But June refused to believe it. "NO! There has to be some mistake!"
Weiss was, understandly, was getting annoyed by her stubborn-ness to see the truth with Yang lampshading this. "Geez, this lady has already seen this much and yet she still believe in that fraud of a founder."
"Thank you, Yang." Weiss said to her sarcastically before she turn to face June. "June, do you have the guts to see and face the truth?"
Later...
Weiss and Ruby (with her jawbone mask replace with another one), along with Blake, Yang, and the Knight, were at the metal door to Urban's room. "So this is the founder's room that June told us about? Oh well..."
The metal doors then creak open, which lead to a dark room that only lit by a few fire dust lamps. Weiss then made a sarcastic joke. "Hmm... you're supposed to say 'Welcome'."
They went in to the room before the metal doors suddenly closed on them and there walking on the stair before they turn and saw Urban as he spoke. "Welcome to our holy church. Did you come to learn our teachings?"
"Yeah, I want you to tell us a bunch." Weiss said sarcastically to him with a cocky smile that would make Yang proud before she get a tab bit more serious. "Like this rule about tricking your believers with some cheap semblance tricks!"
"... Hrm, I wonder what you might be speaking of... grouping my 'Power of Miracles' with some semblance tricks would pose a bit of a problem." Urban said to them in a innocent tone of voice. "If you saw it once, you would understand-"
"We've already seen it." Weiss interrupted before she spoke to him. "The thing I don't get is how you able to transform without a special kind of semblance."
"That's why I said it wasn't a semblance trick." Urban said to her.
"I thought so." Weiss said, figuring out of how he was able to do that without a special kind of semblance as she look at the ring as she spoke of the item that both she and Ruby were looking for these 2 years. "It's one of the legendary and mysterious stones that we've been looking for called the 'Philosopher's Stone'. You're using that, aren't you? It's that ring isn't it?"
Urban was impress that she was able to figure it out. "I expected no less from a hunter, much less a Schee as well. It is exactly as you said. But you are correct! This is one of mysterous and legendary power amplifier stones that was only found in legends... if we mankind can harness the power of the stone, we can grant any of our wishes!"
"... We've been looking for one of them!" Weiss said to him. Which Urban merely make a huff about it.
"HMPH! Why do your eyes look like they want it!?" Urban ask her as he contine. "What would you wish for by using one of these stones for? Money? Fame? You already have those."
"You too. You've made a religion through fraud. What do you want?" Weiss ask him with the smae question he said before. "If it's money, you can use this stone to get as much as you'd want."
"It isn't money." Urban said to her before he went on explaining to them. "No, I want money, but even if I remain silent, it will enter my wallet in the form of donations from my believers, you see. On the other hand, I need obedient believers who would happily to throw away their lives for me. It's wonderful! THE GREATEST ARMY IN THE WORLD! ONE WHICH DOESN'T FEAR DEATH ITSELF! I've steadily advanced my preparations! BEHOLD! After several years, THIS COUNTRY WILL BE MINE!"
Urban let out a laughter, sounded like a madman. Weiss just... give him a bored look before she inturrupted him, along with her girlfriend and teammates giving the same expression as her because they saw the 'Taking over world' pilot cliches way too many times they saw that it has become rather annoying. "Nope, don't care about your taking over the world stuff."
"WHAT?!" Urban said in shock of what he just heard. "DON'T SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS ABOUT MY PLANS LIKE 'DON'T CARE'! AREN'T YOU FROM THE NORTHEN KINGDOM AND ARMY OF ATLAS?!"
Weiss give her answer to him. "Nah. I guess you could say that. But kingdom and the army? I don't really care about those kind of stuff like that since i'm a business woman. Look, i'll get to the point. Gimme the Philosopher's Stone, do that and I won't anything about your fraudulence of a religion to the people of this city."
"HA! You're trying to bargain me... my believers won't believe a word from the likes of you!" Urban stated to them as he go on a rant. "I AM LOVED BY THEM! THEY ARE MY FAITHFUL SERVANTS! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL, THEY WON'T LISTEN! THAT'S RIGHT! BECAUSE THESE STUPID BELIEVERS HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY ME!"
Weiss was... not impress by him as she give him a deadpan clap.
"Well, I didn't expect anything less from the founder himself! Thank you for letting us hear such a spendid speech of your from you!" Weiss said sarcastically and snark at Urban as she spoke. "Yeah, that maybe true. Maybe the believer won't listen to anything we'll say. But..."
The Knight unstrap it's plackart and cuirass before it's put them on the floor, revealing June inside of the Knight all this time as she get out of Knight before it disperse as Weiss spoke to him. "How about the stuff she'll say?"
"ROSE?!" Urban said in shock of seeing one of believers. "What is the-"
"FOUNDER!" June interrupted him and shouted at him. "Is what you just say is true!? You have tricked us?! The 'Power of Miracles', god's power... you weren't gonna grant me my wish?! YOU WEREN'T GONNA BRING HIM BACK?!"
Urban flinch at that, but decide to take adavantage of her oblivious-ness to tricks. "Hmm.. perhaps being a god's messager was a lie. But with this stone, having the abilities to grant anything you want, there is the possiblility of that your lover can be resurrected!"
June didn't know what to do at that point or what she will choose.
"JUNE! Don't listen to him!" Ruby said to her.
"Yeah! My little sis is right!" Yang said, agreeing with Ruby.
"Be a good child and come here." Urban said to her.
"If you go, you won't able to come back!" Weiss said to her.
"She's right, as I did that before and I regreted it." Blake said, agreeing with Weiss as she experience it because she didn't leave the White Fang with her parent.
"What's wrong? You are one of us." Urban said. "Am I not the only one who can grant your wish? Well!"
Rose then made her choice... as she walk toward Urban, but she apologize to them. "I'm sorry, you two."
Rose turn to face them as she have a face of hating herself for making this choice. "But this is the only thing I can... this is the only thing I can rely on."
"Good child... really..." Urban smile at her choice as he touch a switch behind him. "Now, I will have to purge these heretics that threaten the future of my religion with haste."
Urban flip the switch and they hear a cage door opening before they heard a growl as he spoke to them about the 'Philosopher's Stone' he had on his ring. "This 'Philosopher's Stone' is a really impressive thing. It can make things like this."
The four turn around to see a grimm, having both of a Alpha Creep and a Alpha Beowolf, as it growled at them. "Is the first time you've ever saw a chimera grimm? I've have added a bit of human dna to it."
Weiss... sighed with bored and annoyed look on her face. "It's a little hard to fight umarmed, but..."
Weiss then clapped her hands together and summon a hunting rifle out of ice before aiming the gun at the Chimera Grimm, which has an 'O.O'! look before Weiss start shooting at it until it's got closed and slashed the barrel of the gun before it attempt to slash her left leg, which cause June and Yang to grasp and shouted with Blake a little worry, but Ruby is not so worry about as she know something that they don't. "WEISS!"
Urban to laugh at her. "How is that?! How do claws that can cut through steel feels?!"
"What was that?!" Weiss say while sporting a cocky grin before the most of chimera grimm's left claws suddenly broke off, shocking both the grimm and Urban, as Weiss revealing she was wearing greave and gaunlets as she pull off her over coat and overpants, protecting her legs, before she kick the chimera grimm in the face and told sarcastically to Urban. "Sorry, but it's made a bit special."
Urban immediately order the chimera grimm. "If claws don't works, then bite her!"
The chimera grimm charge and bite her... only to reveal it's actually bite Ruby's right arm as she protected Weiss from the chimera grimm's bite as she spoke to it. "What's wrong, you stupid lizard? Get a real good taste."
Ruby then transform the red-color braces on her arms into titanium-made, origami-like claws weapons before she killed it by ripping its own head from its own boy. Urban then immediately recongize as he growl in anger. "Ah, I see now... you the 'Frost Knight's' partner... THE RED HELLHOUND, RUBY ROSE!"
Weiss/Yang: *stare in shock before they at shouted at me in anger for turning Ruby into a beowolf in this* WHY DID YOU ****ING TURN MY GIRLFRIEND/SISTER INTO A GRIMM IN THIS STORY?! WHY?!
Ruby: *angsty* Guys~! I'm a grimm! ... not that it too bothersome or that I like it actually through.
Me: Because it wouldn't be a FMA AU without someone being Al, which is Ruby. Plus, I love the Grimm Ruby idea way too much that i've become a addicted to it, not that I mind really. It's just that I like it way too much.
Blake: *confused* Why do I have only one line in this chapter?
Me: Because you talk if you want and plus it save me of writting alot. So you're going to be quite... forgettable in this, although doesn't you will have important role in certain chapters through. But then again, you don't make being in the background... do you?
Blake: Of course not.
Me: Well, good for you. Because your own girlfriend will have Edward's butt monkey role.
Yang: *shocked* WHAT?! WHY DO I HAVE THAT?!
Me: Because you have a robot right arm kinda like Edward does (except for some thing obiviously)... and for irony because of your semblance.
Yang: *sarcasm* Thanks.
Me: *happy* YOU'RE WELCOME!
Ruby: WAIT! WHAT HAPPEN TO MY PREICOUS CRESENT ROSE?!
Me: It got rebuild into the origami claws weapons i've written up above by you...
Ruby: Huh? Why...?
Me: Because you think anyone would see a beowolf with a scythe?
Ruby: Good point... so what it's called now?
Me: Cresent Rose: Gibbous Claws
Ruby: AWESOME NAME! *screaming like a little excited girl*
Me: Right... *remember other things* Oh yeah. I need you! The people who are reading this! To put some jokes about either Ruby's her huge size, gigantic boobs, being Weiss' pet, or even both!
Weiss: HEY! ):(
Me: And also, I will a chapter every few days, but also expect omakes based on the FMA Koma theater as well! Also, once every 2 chapters (including omakes), I'll either post chapters on other stories or special one-shots or other things or some other... things... as well. Sooo... SEE YA!