Here's My Challenge:
I am going to put up each quote from breaking dawn and I want you to write a one shot from one of them. You can do as many as you like. Submit by July 30, 2008.
So far the quotes are:
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."
Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
Edward: "Oops."
Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."