Okie peeps! This is my first fanfic.EVER!!!! Hope ya like it! It's based
on "The Ocarina of Time" which is not created by me so I don't own any of
the characters except the one I made up, Hartena! Oh yeah, it's change a
bit to! Same story line but changed with my imagination! Oh, and Nintendo?
PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! I'M JUST A GIRL THAT LOVES YOUR VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!
Ahem.well let's get on with the story shall we? Oh yeah and when you see
these things: //\\ that means I'm interrupting! Yeah.so umm.ok.
~~~~~~~~~~~BUMBUMBUM!!!!HERE WE GO!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It all started one morning at the mall, a ten-year-old girl by the name of Hartena was shopping for her sister's birthday gift. She bought her some really cool gothic clothes, like what she wore. Well, anyways, she walked into an elevator, pressed a button, and waited. But, what she didn't know was that the elevator was currently a time portal! //hey! I had to find some way to get her back in time!\\ The elevator/portal glowed blue and the next thing she knew, POINK! She was back in time!
When she opened her eyes she saw three ghoulish faces were hovering over her.
"HOLY SHIT! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!? AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINGS?!?!" she yelled. //*gasp* such a dirty little mouth! \\
"doesn't matter what we are, what DOES matter is how you're going to taste!" the first Stalchild said. //get your minds outta the gutter! It's blocking my view!\\
"What are you talking about!?" she snapped.
"Hahaha! You see, we eat children." The second one said. //hmm.I wonder if they taste like chicken.\\
"Well you're nothin but bones! Ya must not get very many meals! It was luck ya found me!"
"Hey! We're not the ones about to be eaten so I would advise you to shut your trap unless you wanna be eaten alive!" the third one snapped.
The first one looked at her and was about to say something when.SHLEENK! His head flew off and rolled into the river. The other two wasted no time burrowing under ground.
"Hmph, that'll teach'em." Her hero turned to her and continued, "Are you ok?"
She looked in awe at him 'Wow.he's amazing! And not bad looking!' she thought to herself.
"Well, are you?" he said a little louder.
"Uhhhhh.y-y-yeah.I'm fine"
"just to be safe you'd better stick with me until morning. I'm Link, what's your name?" he said reaching his hand down to help her up.
"M-m-my name, well it's uhhh," she stammered on, taking his hand and grabbing her bags of clothing she recently bought.
"Do you have a name?" he teased.
"Yes I do in fact have a name and it's Hartena!" she snapped.
"Well finally!" he laughed, "Well come on HARTENA!" he said mockingly.
"Whatever! *scoffs*"
"Well, in you go!" he said, pushing her in the river.
"*Gasp* what the hell did you do that for?!?!"
"*Sigh* don't you know anything?" he said joining her in the water, "Those things hate water! I thought you knew that."
"Well I've never encountered those things before! GAWD!" she snapped.
Still in the river they spent the rest of the night in silence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MORNING! WHOO-WHOOO!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well it's safe to come out Hartena."
"."
"Hartena?"
"."
"OH NO! SHE DROW."
"*Snore*"
"*Sweatdrop* *sigh* well at least she's not dead." Link got a little closer and licked her ear.
"*Blue face* *gasp* AHHHH! SOMETHING ICKY TOUCHED MY EA-HE-HEAR!"
Link staggered out of the river laughing.
"Oh sure laugh at my expense ya little."
Hey! Watch your mouth! HA!" Link said while wiping a tear from his eye. "Come on let's go I have to go see the princess,"
"I'm coming, hold ya horses!"
"But I don't have any horses.what do you mean by that?"
"Nothing, never mind."
As they walked into the town, Link looked over at Hartena as her eyes widened and her jaw dropped open.
"Where are we?"
"Hyrule market place of course! Where did you think we were?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well.I thought.that we.were in.I DON'T KNOW! I JUST GOT HERE! GAWD!"
The whole town stopped what they were doing and stared in disgust at the little girl with the big mouth.
"What's everyone looking at?" she asked fanning her hands, "Go back to what you were doing before, nothing to see here!"
"Hmph! What a rude child!" one old lady said.
"Yes, you would think she was brought up with better manners then that!" a younger woman chimed in.
"They're right, that was VERY rude!" Link said in a mocking voice.
"Shut it up Link Sausage!"
"I should have left you for the Stalchildren to eat."
"Well you did save my life and all. I guess I shouldn't mess with you. I'm sorry!" she exclaimed, jumping on him and hugging him.
'*drool* OH YEAH!' he thought, "Hey get off me!" he yelled, acting like he didn't like her. //OH YAH! PUPPAY LUV! *squeals* *does the happy dance*\\
They go through the process of dodging the guards and making it to the "garden."
~Author's Note~ Okay! So we're at the part where they meet the princess. I know I know! Things are pretty boring now, but wait until they get older kay! (~.^) Oh and Hartena meets Navi for the first time in the next chapter!
~~~~~~~~~~~BUMBUMBUM!!!!HERE WE GO!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It all started one morning at the mall, a ten-year-old girl by the name of Hartena was shopping for her sister's birthday gift. She bought her some really cool gothic clothes, like what she wore. Well, anyways, she walked into an elevator, pressed a button, and waited. But, what she didn't know was that the elevator was currently a time portal! //hey! I had to find some way to get her back in time!\\ The elevator/portal glowed blue and the next thing she knew, POINK! She was back in time!
When she opened her eyes she saw three ghoulish faces were hovering over her.
"HOLY SHIT! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!? AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINGS?!?!" she yelled. //*gasp* such a dirty little mouth! \\
"doesn't matter what we are, what DOES matter is how you're going to taste!" the first Stalchild said. //get your minds outta the gutter! It's blocking my view!\\
"What are you talking about!?" she snapped.
"Hahaha! You see, we eat children." The second one said. //hmm.I wonder if they taste like chicken.\\
"Well you're nothin but bones! Ya must not get very many meals! It was luck ya found me!"
"Hey! We're not the ones about to be eaten so I would advise you to shut your trap unless you wanna be eaten alive!" the third one snapped.
The first one looked at her and was about to say something when.SHLEENK! His head flew off and rolled into the river. The other two wasted no time burrowing under ground.
"Hmph, that'll teach'em." Her hero turned to her and continued, "Are you ok?"
She looked in awe at him 'Wow.he's amazing! And not bad looking!' she thought to herself.
"Well, are you?" he said a little louder.
"Uhhhhh.y-y-yeah.I'm fine"
"just to be safe you'd better stick with me until morning. I'm Link, what's your name?" he said reaching his hand down to help her up.
"M-m-my name, well it's uhhh," she stammered on, taking his hand and grabbing her bags of clothing she recently bought.
"Do you have a name?" he teased.
"Yes I do in fact have a name and it's Hartena!" she snapped.
"Well finally!" he laughed, "Well come on HARTENA!" he said mockingly.
"Whatever! *scoffs*"
"Well, in you go!" he said, pushing her in the river.
"*Gasp* what the hell did you do that for?!?!"
"*Sigh* don't you know anything?" he said joining her in the water, "Those things hate water! I thought you knew that."
"Well I've never encountered those things before! GAWD!" she snapped.
Still in the river they spent the rest of the night in silence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MORNING! WHOO-WHOOO!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well it's safe to come out Hartena."
"."
"Hartena?"
"."
"OH NO! SHE DROW."
"*Snore*"
"*Sweatdrop* *sigh* well at least she's not dead." Link got a little closer and licked her ear.
"*Blue face* *gasp* AHHHH! SOMETHING ICKY TOUCHED MY EA-HE-HEAR!"
Link staggered out of the river laughing.
"Oh sure laugh at my expense ya little."
Hey! Watch your mouth! HA!" Link said while wiping a tear from his eye. "Come on let's go I have to go see the princess,"
"I'm coming, hold ya horses!"
"But I don't have any horses.what do you mean by that?"
"Nothing, never mind."
As they walked into the town, Link looked over at Hartena as her eyes widened and her jaw dropped open.
"Where are we?"
"Hyrule market place of course! Where did you think we were?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well.I thought.that we.were in.I DON'T KNOW! I JUST GOT HERE! GAWD!"
The whole town stopped what they were doing and stared in disgust at the little girl with the big mouth.
"What's everyone looking at?" she asked fanning her hands, "Go back to what you were doing before, nothing to see here!"
"Hmph! What a rude child!" one old lady said.
"Yes, you would think she was brought up with better manners then that!" a younger woman chimed in.
"They're right, that was VERY rude!" Link said in a mocking voice.
"Shut it up Link Sausage!"
"I should have left you for the Stalchildren to eat."
"Well you did save my life and all. I guess I shouldn't mess with you. I'm sorry!" she exclaimed, jumping on him and hugging him.
'*drool* OH YEAH!' he thought, "Hey get off me!" he yelled, acting like he didn't like her. //OH YAH! PUPPAY LUV! *squeals* *does the happy dance*\\
They go through the process of dodging the guards and making it to the "garden."
~Author's Note~ Okay! So we're at the part where they meet the princess. I know I know! Things are pretty boring now, but wait until they get older kay! (~.^) Oh and Hartena meets Navi for the first time in the next chapter!