Disclaimer: I (sadly) don't own Kingdom Hearts (ROXIE-POO!). Calvin and Hobbes aren't mine either.
Another parody.
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"Hey Demyx," said Roxas.
"What?"
"Are you sure you buried it here?"
"Yep." The Melodious Nocturne shifted his shovel and continued digging.
"Hey you guys, whatcha doing?" A red-haired pyro skipped over to them..
"Demyx said that there was buried treasure here."
Axel started digging madly with his chakrams.
"Let's sing a song!" yelled Demyx. "Just keep digging, just keep digging, just keep digging, digging, digging…"
Thunk. A wallet decorated with martinis came spinning out from the hole.
"Wow Demyx! You did know EXACTLY where it was!"
"Duh. I hid it yesterday!"
Sweatdrop.
"Um…whose wallet is it?" asked Roxas.
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Luxord was searching frantically for his wallet. "Where IS my booze wallet? It's got martinis on it…" Then he saw the traces of water. "DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Luxord has learned a lesson. Lalala. Review please!
-Rin