Calling for an Argument

"shut the fuck up, Bel!" Squalo yelled in the phone.
"No! Say you're sorry, now!" Belphegor yelled back at the top of his lungs into his cellphone.
"I won't say that, 'cuz I'm not"
"Just say it Squalo!" Belphegor glared towards the opposite wall.
"What are you two yelling about?" Xanxus asked as he entered the room, looking at the two in it.
Lussuria came in behind him, Levi and Mamon following him into the room.
"Can you shut it? I need my beautysleep." Lussuria whined, Levi agreed that he (Lussuria) really did.
It seemed neither Squalo nor Belphegor had heard them. They kept on yelling at each other.
In the phones.
While in the same room.
"Just fuckin' do it, Squalo!" Belphegor was outraged.
"I can't help I'm the first one who fucked you!" Squalo yelled, makingblush, and sharp intakes of breath coming from the others (And a snort from Xanxus.
"You're the one that got me drunk, you asshole"
Squalo smirked.
"No, the asshole's your job! And you can blame me all you want, but to see you drunk is worth it"
Now Xanxus got tired of the argument.
He walked up to Belphegor, putting a big piece of duct-tape over his mouth.
Then he quickly walked over to Squalo, doing the same with him.
"Shut up, we don't care id you fucked each other, just shut up, or I'll hit you so hard where the sun don't shine, so that you'll not be able to walk for a year!

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