First chapter of my first fic! I guess we'll see how well things go! I'm a slow writer so you might only get a chapter from me once every couple of days. Enjoy!
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"I bet you can't get this one," Charlie said, a smirk lingering at the corner of her mouth. Dean cracked his knuckles.
"Try me padawan," he said, staring Charlie straight in the eye. Charlie scoffed and said,
"That's Princess Leia to you, sculag." Sam started laughing from his spot in the corner.
"Need some ice for that burn?" he chuckled, smirking at Dean. Dean huffed indignantly.
"Shut up," he said. "I don't even know what a sculag is."
"It's a Chiss term referring to someone who is weak-minded," Charlie said. "Much like yourself when it comes to Star Wars insults." Dean scowled.
"Yeah, well you're a... a... a..." Dean found himself at a loss for words. "I don't have a good answer for that," he said.
"Haha! You surrender! Now you must admit that I am the alpha geek," Charlie said, beaming from her spot on the bed.
"Fine," Dean mumbled.
"Fine what?" Charlie replied.
"Fine you are the alpha geek." Dean answered.
"That's much better," Charlie said, patting Dean on the head.
"You better watch out though alpha geek," he said, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "I will have my revenge." Sam and Charlie chuckled.
"Sorry Dean, that might have to wait," Sam said. "I got wind from Garth about a case in the area, and I have to say, it definitely sounds like our sort of thing."
"What's the story?" Dean asked, his expression changing from easy-going to serious in a split second.
"Two hikers were found dead at a campsite," Sam started. "Their bodies were drained of blood and police found two neck punctures in both victims."
"Sounds vampy," Dean said. "Got anything else?
"Not really," Sam replied. "But I still think we ought to check it out."
"Hold on a minute," Charlie said. "You guys hunt vampires too?"
"Yeah," Sam said. "They're not the type you're probably thinking of, but yes, they do exist."
"All this time I've been watching Buffy and I could've actually been out there slaying vampires," she said. Dean chuckled.
"If you'd like," he said. "You can come with us on the investigation." Charlie lit up like a christmas tree.
"Really?" she said.
"Sure," Dean replied. "You've already been up against Dick friggin' Roman after all, and it's not like you have to do any of the actual hunting."
"Sweet," Charlie said. "Let's go kick some vampire ass."
The boys and Charlie climbed into the Impala and Dean stuck the key in the ignition. The engine purred and Charlie smiled. Even though hanging with the Winchesters was dangerous. She couldn't stop herself from coming back to them every time they called for an adventure.
When they arrived at the morgue, the bodies had just been brought in. The coroner directed them to the autopsy room and left them alone to investigate.
Dean examined the neck of the first victim.
"Oh yeah," he said, looking closely at a purple, bite-sized mark. "That's definitely a vampire bite." Charlie peered over Dean's shoulder to get a look at the bite.
"Ouch," she said, grimacing at the discolored flesh.
"The question is," Sam said. "Is it just the one vamp who's killing or is it a whole nest of them working together?" Sam uncovered the second body and examined it.
"Dean, come look at this," he said, lifting up the arm of the corpse. "Isn't this the same tattoo that the first victim had?" The tattoo was a red star with black vines growing out of it. Underneath, the word "Twilight" was inked in black.
"Oh no," Charlie said in horror. Both boys turned towards her.
"You know what this is?" Dean asked. Charlie looked him straight in the eye.
"Boys, prepare yourselves," she said. "This is the invasion of the sparkly vampires."
