i really wanted like a modern-ish au where sebby and ciel are roommates and bffs fo life and this happened im so sorry pls dont stab me (and i realise theyre completely ooc so pls dont kill me but i cannot write them well ok iM SORRY,,,,)(and also i am generally unable to spell so im sorry for that too idk)
Studying.
The entire room was silent, save for the ticking of the clock and the every annnoying tapping of a pencil on the desk. Letting out an irritated sigh, the eldest of the two boys slammed his hands on the desk and sat up. "Ciel, please, for the love of god please, stop tapping your fucking pencil before I start crying." Ciel spun his chair around, and flung a pencil in Sebastians direction. "I don't want to, it helps me focus." "Yeah, well it's annoying. And wipe that shit eating grin of your face before I slap it." Ciel just continued to smirk as Sebastian got more and more frustrated with him, and oh, theres the tapping again. "Oh come on! You know I've gotta do good on this final, or else I'm fucked!" "Your fault for getting kept back then, should've studied in the first pla-!" And Ciel got a pillow to the face. "Oh, so that's how you wanna play, huh?" "Sure, bring it you little shit!" Letting out an intense battle cry, Ciel leapt from his chair and charged.
"Nonononoonno- Shit!" Sebastians chair toppled over, sending both boys to the floor. Grabbing a pillow from the bed, Ciel proceeded to mercilessly beat the elder with it, who was shrieking all the while. "Never thought someone like you would squeal like a girl, Sebastian." "Yeah, and I never thought someone with the body build of a four year old would be able to tackle me. Learn something new everyda- Ciel?" "Yes?" "Did you just bite me?" "What if I did?" Sebastian grinned, and Ciel barely had any time to move before he pounced.
"I guess I'll have to do this!" He yelled, before leaning up and licking across Ciels cheek. "Ew! Ewewewewewewew!" "Don't lie, you loved it, 'baby'" Ciel sighed, and muttered, "You're disgusting." Sebastian rolled his eyes. "You're a midget." Both boys looked eachother dead in the eye, before uttering the same thing. "I hate you."
Breakups.
"Hey, hey Ciel. You okay?" No answer. "Ciel, c'mon, you can't stay in there all day." A muffled "Yes I can." Came from the other side of the door, and Sebastian sighed. "You can atleast let me in, I live in this room too you know." "Mmfmmfmf, key under the matt." He raised a brow. Under the matt? Since when? He checked, and sure enough, there was a spare key under the matt. He opened the door as fast as he could, and flopped down on the floor next to Ciels bed.
"Go away." "No. You need to get up, you can't just stay in bed forever, you've been in here for a week." "I can, and I will, now go away!" "Ciel, get up." "No, you can't make me." "Yes I can." "No you can- Nonononono fuck!" Ciel yelped as he was dragged out from under his sheets and hit the floor.
"Ugh, god, it smells like something died in here.""Yeah," Ciel sniffled and looked up. "My heart." And oh, here come the tears, again. And to be honest, Sebastians heart almost died right there too. "Oh my god, Ciel, c'mon. She's not worth it!" "She is though! Or at least, she was. I-I..." "You what, Ciel?" "I love her, and I, I thought she loved me." "She did, just not enough. Now c'mon, you haven't eaten in a week, and all you've done is cry. Cheer up!" Ciel groaned. "I can't though, my girlfriend just cheated on me, with one of my best friends, how do you expect me to 'cheer up'?" "Because you have me, and you know I'm better than that. If he were really your friend, he wouldn't have messed around with her, knowing fair well she was yours." "What should I do? I'm brokenhearted, I can't do this, I thought bad things like this had stopped happening to me." "Obviously, bad things don't just stop happening to people. I've been through it before, so you know what you do?" Ciel shook his head, sniffling and still silently crying. Sebastian wrapped his arms around the smaller boy, and Ciel gladly curled into him.
"You get revenge. No one breaks my best friends heart and gets away with it."
Breakups, revenge.
Ciel twiddled his thumbs, and hid behind Sebastian. "Are you sure about this? Won't we get caught?" He shot him a reassuring smile and patted his head. "Nope, and if we do, well, then I guess we're screwed." Ciel rolled his eyes. "Wow, that helps me so much, thank you." "Oh, you're welcome."
Sebastian, being the demonic boy that he was, had came up with the perfect plan for revenge. Filling Lizzies house with bugs. Pretty practical, but easy, and it would be one hell of a laugh for the both of them. In every cupboard, closet, box and drawer, there was some form of insect. Ciel still had the old key Lizzie gave him, so he put it to good use. Making sure everything was perfect, both boys locked te doors again and hid behind a bush in her back garden, staring through the window. They both perked up when they heard a car pull up.
"Oh, there she is!" "I know, I know, be quiet or else she'll hear us!" "Sorry!" They both watched as se pulled up, in her new bright pink car, carrying her various shopping bags, and, wait, who was that in the car with her? Ciel almost yelled, once he saw his 'best friend' Alois jump out, carrying several other shopping bags, that could only belong to Lizzie. "Fucking arsehole..." "Ciel, calm down. Wait, it'll be worth it." Ciel nodded, and wiped a few tears that fell. Sebastian noticed, and rubbed his back a little. It was comforting, until several loud shrieks and bangs came from inside the house. They both perked up, and watched as Lizzie and Alois squealed and jumped around, knocking various things over and falling over themselves. Both of them cackled, practically crying at the sight. Lizzie noticed, and her shrieks grew even louder. "You two! I am going to kill you both!" "Shit, Sebastian run!"
They ran until the got home, Ciel collapsing at the door and crawling towards the stairs. Sebastian laughed. "Ciel, what are you doing?" "I'm.. Dead... Running, killed me. Uuuugghhh." Sebastian sighed, and picked the smaller boy up and over his shoulder. "I, I need a nap." "You're seventeen years old, you do not need a nap." "You're gonna be twenty in a few weeks, and you still have teddy bears, so shut up." "Whatever, big baby." "Shut.. Shut up."
Ciel fell asleep before they even got all the way up the stairs. God, what a child. Sebastian plopped him down on the bed and threw the blankets over him. They were gonna be dead in a few weeks, knowing Lizzie and her friends, but it was fun nonetheless. Sebastian walked downstairs, and watched tv with a smile on his face. Ciel slept through the rest of the day, also with a smile on his face.
Like Sebastian said, no one breaks his best friends heart and gets away with it.
((((idk if you liked it pls tell me and if you didnt then dont be mean, i would appreciate any kind of nICE criticism, like on how to write those two or how i could improve, but pls dont be mean or say mean things because then i'll weep and bumblebees will die:-())))
