The Day John
Got Whumped
(And his head got bumped)
Poor
Johnny Boy,
He lost his joy,
Cause he got bonked in the
head.
It was a mean ploy,
By the people of Roy,
To make
him wish he was dead.
Now back in the town, his team was
worried,
Where John was, they needed to hurry.
Teyla knew
exactly where he went,
For she could smell his aftershave
scent.
Running fast, she lead them to a cave,
Telling them
to take heart and be brave.
Rodney froze and said in
fear,
"Um, I think I'll just stay out here."
With
a grunt, Ronon said, "No way, McKay!"
Rodney sighed,
there'd be no running away.
For many minutes, they walked in
the dark,
Until Rodney looked up and yelled "Hark!"
Down
the hallway, there was a dim light,
If they could only find John,
all would be right.
Now back in his cell,
Alone after he
fell,
He sat bleeding and in pain.
In John's personal
hell,
No one could hear his yells,
Knowing it would yield him
no gain.
He lay on the floor, his energy now spent,
He
couldn't take more, couldn't care how things went.
Teyla saw
him and gasped,
When she saw whumped John just out of her
grasp.
"Don't worry, we'll get you out of there."
But
all John could think was "You have really nice hair."
Ronon's
gun went a "BANG" and "BOOM"
Then his team
entered into the room.
They helped him up to stand on his
feet,
Then Ronon told him of the Roys' defeat.
With a
struggle, they got John out to the light,
Dr. Carson, they knew,
would make everything right.
Rodney ran ahead, to radio for
help,
John sat down with a rather loud yelp.
Teyla knelt
down beside him, "It will be ok."
John wished she would
just kiss the pain all away.
Soon Teyla informed him of an
incoming jumper,
John wanted to get better soon so that he
could...
Well, I'll let you figure out the last two words...