Disclaimer: I do not own Sengoku Otogizōshi InuYasha, by Rumiko Takahashi or anything related. Likewise, I do not own Twilight, by SM, or anything related. Also, I do not own anything else that might pop up, except for OCs and what-not.

AN: Sometimes I hate Twilight. Sometimes I love Twilight. I am by no means a crazy-ass fan that flames people, and I do NOT love Edward. Well, now that that is over, hey everyone! I know I haven't updated anything in a while, but damn I am trying! Haha. My mind is all over the place.

So this is pretty much gonna be a bunch of one-shots/drabbles. Each one is written while listening to the song in the title, though it might not have much to do with the song. LoL.

"Somebody Told Me"

"WHAT?!"

Kagome pulled the telephone away from her ear, and stared at it with a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

All eyes in the room turned to her, curiosity showing brightly.

"Kagome? Kagome, wait-" The blue eyed girl cut of the phone call, and threw the phone to the floor. It came apart at impact, while she silently seethed.

Everyone wanted to know what the situation was, but at the same time nobody wanted to invoke Kagome's temper upon themselves.

After a few minutes of silence, the one occupying the chair stood up with a sigh. "Wimps.." Muttering under her breath, knowing they could hear her, she tentatively stood next to her friend. "Kagome?"

Kagome looked up, and grabbed Bella's arms.

"Bell-me-you-arghh-" Her words came out jumbled.

"Why don't you start from the beginning? Calm down!"

"Yeah, or else you'll be the first person in history to choke to death on her words!" Emmett grinned at her from his safe spot on the couch, next to Jasper.

She glared at him. "Shut it. Anyway! Bella! You remember that time when we went to the park to have a picnic, and you tripped on the blanket and fell on me, and we rolled down that hill?"

Ignoring the snort of amusement from the couch, she waited until Bella nodded, a bit confused.

"Well, Angela just called me. She said that she heard from Mike, who heard from Jessica, who heard from Lauren, who heard from some people that they saw us making-out at the bottom of a hill at the park, and know everyone-yes, even your dad- thinks we are lesbians, and you are cheating on Edward with me!"

It was silent before two things happened.

Bella's face quickly started to resemble a tomato, and Emmett and Jasper practically fell off the couch in hysterical laughter.

Kagome growled.

"It's not funny! You better not tell Edward people think that-"

The man of the hour chose that moment of Kagome's speech to walk into the room.

"-me and Bella are having an affair!"

"WHAT?!"

Edward stared at them, mouth slightly agape.

Kagome turned, as did Bella, and quickly jumped apart when they realized who was behind them.

Emmett and Jasper roared with laughter. Again.

Thanks for reading!

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