Summary : Cordelia is dateless on a Saturday night and blames Angel
Spoiler : Every episode behind "Parting gifts"
Disclaimer : Not mine, just borrowing them for a while
Desperate and dateless
I need to ask you a question . Do I have this sign on my head that reads "Only available for whacky demons and hopeless losers "? I look in the mirror and I see a reasonably attractive young woman . Did you notice I said REASONABLY attractive . I know I'm drop dead gorgeous but I didn't wanna sound bigheaded . Anyway back on the subject .I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night. Usually I'm out killing demons . Well Angel and the others actually kill the demons but hey I get the gruesome mindnumbing visions that lead them so I kinda kill them too .Anyway Saturday-night , no demons, no visions,no forms to fill in , no social visits no nothing .Finally a free night in more then 6 months and I'm sitting at home . I never used to sit at home. People who are ugly , sociopathic and dateless sit home on a Saturday-night . That was the old me talking wasn't it ? Well you'll have to excuse me I'm freaking . I'm not ugly . I'm not sociopathic ( Only in the mornings but hey isn't everybody like that without their usual dosage of caffeine ?) .But I am dateless and that is the part I don't understand . I stare at myself in the mirror .Brown, hazel colored eyes , full lips , middle- lenght brown hear . No wrinkles , no bags ., no yellow teeth . Then why am I at home .
I know who's fault it is . It's Angel's fault . That erratic, overemotional eunuch . Why does he have to be all brave and handsome and heroic . He spoiled me for all the regular men .Men who aren't dead . I'm so mad at him . Why does he have to catch me every time I get a vision ? Why does he have to save me everything I get in trouble ? Why does he have to be so damn nice and easy to talk , and why the hell does he have to look so handsome ?
And his look is so out . I mean when you open a magazine and read your horoscope . What's in there ? Today you'll meet a tall ,handsome and dark stranger ?I mean it's pretty obvious who there talking about isn't it ? And don't even get me started on those big puppydog eyes . You can't stay mad at that guy for 2 seconds .His eyes keep on following you across the entire room until you finally have to give up and forgive him . And have you seen his mouth ? No ? I did . I made a study of it . I think he's a good kisser .I wouldn't know, I never kissed him .Well if you don't count that time when I got my first vision . The mood was kinda ruined there but he did kiss back .Maybe for a nanosecond but he did kiss back .
What was I talking about , Oh yeah how totally unfair it is from Angel to spoil me for other guys . And when I do meet a guy that is all that , Angel scares him away . He doesn't like anyone I want to date . He's like my father only dead and nicer . Every time there's this whole interrogation . Who is he , what does he earn , how does he make a living , is he a demon . You know that sorta questions. He even growls at them . A slight growl but I can still hear it .
That's why I'm sitting at home on a saturday night .No date, no nothing .
I really hate Angel you know .
I hate the way I love him .
Spoiler : Every episode behind "Parting gifts"
Disclaimer : Not mine, just borrowing them for a while
Desperate and dateless
I need to ask you a question . Do I have this sign on my head that reads "Only available for whacky demons and hopeless losers "? I look in the mirror and I see a reasonably attractive young woman . Did you notice I said REASONABLY attractive . I know I'm drop dead gorgeous but I didn't wanna sound bigheaded . Anyway back on the subject .I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night. Usually I'm out killing demons . Well Angel and the others actually kill the demons but hey I get the gruesome mindnumbing visions that lead them so I kinda kill them too .Anyway Saturday-night , no demons, no visions,no forms to fill in , no social visits no nothing .Finally a free night in more then 6 months and I'm sitting at home . I never used to sit at home. People who are ugly , sociopathic and dateless sit home on a Saturday-night . That was the old me talking wasn't it ? Well you'll have to excuse me I'm freaking . I'm not ugly . I'm not sociopathic ( Only in the mornings but hey isn't everybody like that without their usual dosage of caffeine ?) .But I am dateless and that is the part I don't understand . I stare at myself in the mirror .Brown, hazel colored eyes , full lips , middle- lenght brown hear . No wrinkles , no bags ., no yellow teeth . Then why am I at home .
I know who's fault it is . It's Angel's fault . That erratic, overemotional eunuch . Why does he have to be all brave and handsome and heroic . He spoiled me for all the regular men .Men who aren't dead . I'm so mad at him . Why does he have to catch me every time I get a vision ? Why does he have to save me everything I get in trouble ? Why does he have to be so damn nice and easy to talk , and why the hell does he have to look so handsome ?
And his look is so out . I mean when you open a magazine and read your horoscope . What's in there ? Today you'll meet a tall ,handsome and dark stranger ?I mean it's pretty obvious who there talking about isn't it ? And don't even get me started on those big puppydog eyes . You can't stay mad at that guy for 2 seconds .His eyes keep on following you across the entire room until you finally have to give up and forgive him . And have you seen his mouth ? No ? I did . I made a study of it . I think he's a good kisser .I wouldn't know, I never kissed him .Well if you don't count that time when I got my first vision . The mood was kinda ruined there but he did kiss back .Maybe for a nanosecond but he did kiss back .
What was I talking about , Oh yeah how totally unfair it is from Angel to spoil me for other guys . And when I do meet a guy that is all that , Angel scares him away . He doesn't like anyone I want to date . He's like my father only dead and nicer . Every time there's this whole interrogation . Who is he , what does he earn , how does he make a living , is he a demon . You know that sorta questions. He even growls at them . A slight growl but I can still hear it .
That's why I'm sitting at home on a saturday night .No date, no nothing .
I really hate Angel you know .
I hate the way I love him .