A/N: This is in response to a Tumblr Prompt I recieved: I don't know if you're still taking Mirandy prompts, but if you are, I've got one? How about something where Miranda and Andy run into Christian Thompson when they start dating, and in the spirit of the "I'm not your baby" scene, Miranda slips in a "baby" while talking to Andy in front of him to make sure he knows his place?

Just a short drabble that I hope you all enjoy!

I will be getting at least one more One-Shot up by this weekend, but hopefully more. And maybe even the next chapter of Get Down Tonight. So send me lots of good vibes! The muse needs fed! lol

Lots of love,

CBC

Miranda felt her blood begin to boil. That disgusting worm had cornered Andrea.

Excusing herself from the conversation, she headed in direction of the bar, her eyes ablaze with anger, as she stalked her prey.

She was close enough to pick up a few words of the conversation, and she could feel her heart pumping faster. Oh she had let him off easy the last time he crossed her, but he'd be pulverized flesh after this.

"Andrea, there you are, darling." She leaned in close and pressed a kiss just at the side of her lips. "Hubert was inquiring where you'd disappeared to."

Andrea gave her a relieved smile, and lifted a glass of wine into her line of sight, "I thought I'd get us both a refill."

"Mmm. That is exactly what I need." She gave Andrea a sultry look as she brought the glass, and Andrea's hand, up to her lips for a sip. "You know me so well, Andrea." Slipping the glass from Andrea's fingers, she pressed another chaste kiss to the corner of her girlfriend's lips. "Thank you, baby."

Andrea chuckled and stepped in close, "I love it when you call me baby, Miranda."

Sliding her arm around Andrea's waist, she turned them both to look at the smarmy pig who'd dared to get too close to her partner. She narrowed her steely gaze and bit out in an icy tone, "Christian Thompson. I dare say I'm shocked you decided to show your face at my gala. How ever did you get in? As I don't recall putting your name on my invitation list. In fact, I do remember putting you in the do not allow in my presence category."

Raising an eyebrow at his silence, she let a dark smirk creep onto her face. "I do believe you should remove yourself from the building. Before I have security do it publicly. You are quite the disgusting man, cornering a woman such as you had. I do hope you enjoy your unemployment, because not even the fast food restaurants will want to hire you after I eat your career for a late dinner."

He sputtered for a moment before she continued, staring him in the eyes as she spoke, "Andrea, baby, why don't we go find Hubert. He would love to say hello."

"Does he have a new photo of his granddaughter?" Andrea asked as they began to walk away from the red faced baboon.

"Indeed he does. He has plenty of stories to share as well."

Miranda looked over her shoulder to give Christian one last grin before he was grabbed by the arms and dragged away by her security team.

Oh the joys of being powerful, and having a girlfriend who told her all about how awful Christian was.

A/N: I'd love to hear what you thought!

Reviews are so very appreciated.

You're awesome kindess about the anon hate is very heart lifting.

I am so happy you all enjoy my fluff (and writing in general).

Lots of love!

CBC

(P.S. don't forget I have no beta. lol. and I don't own DWP.)