D/ I do not own Harry Potter…. I swear. Although I think it's a good thing that I don't own Severus (EVIL GRIN)
A/N Alright here is the start of my first chapter fic, I've always told myself if I ever wrote a fanfic I'd want to write this kind. So I've had the ideas for this for a while, it is so fun to finally be able to put these ideas into a story PLEASE enjoy!
"What the hell Albus have you gone mad you… you… bloody old coot" Professor Snape roared stepping closer to him then continued his rage.
"You want me to do what? You know I despise every thing like this and you are still making me do it," he said looking at the floor knowing he was already defeated.
"Come on my dear boy its not going to be as horrible as your making it out to be, I actually think you might end up enjoying it, you might even dare I say…? Have fun," Albus said with that damn knowing twinkle in his eye knowing he already won this battle.
"Fine" he said through clenched teeth and continued. " I will do it but I will not and I repeat, I will not participate what so ever." He said then left, leaving Albus laughing to himself.
THREE WEEKS LATER
It was here, the most anticipated day at Hogwarts since last month, it was Friday the day before the last day of school and the night of their first ever Talent Show. Everyone was finding their way to the Grand Hall laughing full of excitement wondering who was in the show? What talents were they're going to be?
The looks on their faces upon entering the Great Hall were of pure shock and disbelief, how could it change so much since dinner. In the place where the Head table usually was there now was a huge stage, with huge curtains with lights that showed the crest of each house all over it. Every couple of seconds they would change there spot, the house tables were now gone, in their place was lines of chairs with isles throughout them. There was what looked like a new Head table that faced the stage, the floor in front of the stage was opened up so you could stand directly in front of the stage so you could get up close and personal. Most of them were in aw of every thing that they laid their eyes on for they had never seen anything like it; it was set up exactly like a muggle concert.
For the next twenty minutes all the students pilled into the Great Hall to find a good spot, all were happy they were allowed to sit were ever they wanted for once they weren't sorted by their houses.
Backstage was even crazier, everyone was hurrying around trying to change and do last minute hair and make up checks. You could here some practicing their performances some better than others. Tonight was going to be great and by some of the performances that were going to go on tonight it was going to be pretty unforgettable.
"Hermione are you sure that you want go through with it, aren't you at least a little…scared? Ginny asked shocked by her best friends newfound bravery.
"Ginny you wouldn't be afraid either, if you wanted this as much as I do" she said her nervousness only showing in her voice.
"Alright fine I just want you to know no matter what happens I'm here for you," Ginny said reassuringly
"I know," Hermione said and smiled pulling Ginny into a hug.
"How do we look?" The girls heard and turned to see Harry and Ron standing there with their biggest grins unable to hide their excitement.
"You two do realize the whole entire schools out there don't you." Ginny said looking at their attire trying to hide her laughter.
"What do you mean we look hip man?" Ron said trying his hardest to sound American but failed completely.
"Yeah we look fly," Harry piped in flinging his arms turning his fingers into some kind sign.
That was all it took Hermione and Ginny lost it, they were practically rolling on the floor from their laughter.
"We're sorry" Hermione said this time able to control her laughter she continued, "Really the chicks are going to dig you guys," she said losing control of her laughter this time.
"Come on Harry, they don't have style, their just jealous they don't look this pimpin" Ron said and they walked away both looking as if the were limping, but Hermione and Ginny new they were trying to walk like the muggles they were impersonating, causing them to both to bust into a side piercing laugh.
"I can not wait to see what they are going to do" Ginny said wiping her tears away from all the laughing she just painfully endured.
"Yeah that will definitely be one of the most memorable acts for sure" Said Hermione turning to look at Ginny.
"I would pay to see them tonight, I wouldn't miss it for world," Ginny said and they both started laughing again both imagining what dumb and dumber were going to do.
"Alright lets finish getting ready," said Hermione
"Yeah now we have to fix our eye makeup," said Ginny and they both turned to their mirrors to finish getting ready for their performances.
Out in the Great Hall all the students were waiting patiently. The teachers were seated at what was their Head table but tonight it was the judge's table, Albus and all the Professors were seated in their seats all looking completely delighted to be there. All accept one, Professor Snape he obviously was pissed off. Pissed because not only did he have to sit through it, he had to judge the dunderheads, but also he was even more pissed at Albus because he was the one making him do it.
He sat fidgeting impatiently in his seat, he looked down and saw the form of acts for the show. He decided he mine as well see who he was going to have to painfully watch tonight, while he was going down the list of names he came across a name he did not aspect to see.
Ms. Granger he thought I guess I have one thing to look forward to, I wonder what she's doing Mmm… maybe she's dancing. I'd sit through this hell for hours if I could … He was jolted from his thoughts to look up and see Remus standing on the stage
"Attention every one," everyone heard and looked to the stage and saw Professor Remus Lupin standing there.
"Good Evening everybody are we all excited to be here" he said and heard a roar of "Yeas" coming from the crowed in front of him.
Does it look like I'm fucking excided? Professor Snape thought to himself, rubbing his temples already getting a headache from the noise and it hasn't even started yet
"Alright I'll take that as a yes" he said laughing and continued.
"Tonight is going to be with out a doubt one of the most memorable events ever to happen here at Hogwarts, there will be many acts tonight and all will be judged by the Professors, the winners will be announced at the end of the show" Professor Lupin said walking towards the side of the stage and continued on.
"Now for our first act" he said everyone looking at the stage staring at the curtains hoping to see who was behind it, the curtain went from having all of the house crests to only having one huge Gryffindor crest with that a roar of screams came from the audience all obviously from that house.
"We have the very popular Harry Potter and Ron Weasly singing This Is How We Do It," Remus said stepping out of view.
Oh holy hell what have I done to deserve this, wait... just think of seeing Ms. Granger shaking her thing on stage… ah yes. Maybe that bloody old coot was right I just might enjoy myself. Professor Snape thought with one of his classic smirks.
The curtains slowly started to open and all you could see was Harry and Ron with their backs to the crowd, all of a sudden music came blaring over the speakers they turned around and started dancing their way to the front of the stage. They were wearing what you would call muggle old school rappers clothing, the look was hilarious but also suited them very well all girls started screaming and dancing.
All of a sudden you heard Harry and Ron both at the same time sing. "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT."
Then swaying from side to side and bobbing his head with his body movements Harry sang.
This is how we do it, its Friday night
And I feel all right
The party's here on the West side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated drive take the keys to my truck
Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say, "Monty yo we made it!"
It feels so good in my hood tonight The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your grove on, before you go get paid
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
Ron was at the edge of the stage, waving his hands in the air for everyone to get up and start dancing. When they got everyone to dance along with them they continued on singing.
I'm kinda buzzed and it' all because...This how we do it
South Central does it like nobody does... This is how we do it
To all my neighbors you got much flava... This is how we do it
Let's flip the track, bring the old school back... This is how we do it
Everyone was dancing the very few that actually new the song, sang along, everyone was in aw of them they were flawless so smooth.
Thisis howwe do it,all hands are in the airAnd wave them from here to there
If you're an O.G. or a wanna-be playa
You see the hood's been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case G
But I'm a big G, the girls see I got the money
Hundred dollar bills y'all
With that Harry reached in side his pockets and pulled out a wad of obviously fake hundred dollar bills and threw them into the audience. All the girls went crazy and screamed for them. Harry and Ron continued on singing loving every minute of attention they were getting.
You were from where I'm from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in a big black truck You can get yours in a '64
Whatever it is, the party's underway
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because...This is how we do it
Ooh South Central does it like nobody does... This is how we do it
To all my neighbors you got much flava...This is how we do it
Let's flip the track, bring the old school back... This is how we do it
Harry and Ron were both dancing next to each other then Ron stepped forward and started rapping flawlessly.
Once upon a time in'94Montell made no money and life was sure slow
All they said was 6'8" he stood
And people thought the music that he made was good
There lived a D.J. and Pual was his name
He came up to Monty, this is what he said
You and O.G. are gonna make some cash
Sell a million records and we'll make a dash
And with that Ron started doing the robot and every girl there went crazy for him. They both continued to sing the last of the song dancing and getting all the girls wired up.
Oh I'm buzzing because... This is how we do itSouth Central does it like nobody does... This is how we do it
To all my neighbors you got much flava... This is how we do it
I'll never come back on a old school track... This is how we do it
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because... This is how we do it
Then with Harry putting his own twist on the song he sang.
Hogwarts does it like nobody does, nobody does... This is how we do it
Strait up comin' from the West side... This is how we do it
HP's got the flava, yeah... This is how we do it
And Ron does it like nobody, does... This is how we do it
Come on now, Def Jam, you know what it is... This is how we do it
This is how we do it
One last time walking to the edge of the stage they sang.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT BABY!The crowd went wild and the judges gave them a standing ovation, Harry and Ron were thrilled. They left the stage to be greeted with an extremely excited Hermione and Ginny.
"How did we do?" they both asked at the same time, both with huge grins knowing they did awesome.
"Oh my god you guys blew everyone away, I don't even want to go now I'm going to look like shit out there now" Ginny said still very excited from there performance.
"Yeah, none of us are going to want to go out there now, but that's OK cause you guys deserved it. To go out there looking like that and have everyone still love you guys, Wow I'm still in shock.
"Hey that was the whole reason we wanted to go first, we wanted to get the party started" Harry said still smiling from ear to ear.
"Who said you got the party started Potter?" Draco said giving Harry his usual stare down.
"They won't know what hits them when we get out there," he said pointing Zabini and Nott who were standing in Crabbe and Goyle's usual spots.
"Just wait Potter, you'll cry when you see the response I get," he said in his normal teasing tone then walked away taking his two new tag a longs following right behind him.
Harry just shook his head and turned back to his friends.
"Come on Ron lets go check on Nevile he's probably even more nervous now." He said they both gave Ginny and Hermione good luck hugs and left.
"OH my god did you see how sexy Draco looked" Ginny said waving her hand in her face as if she was hot.
"You should tell him, I think he likes you too Gin"
"What are you crazy, what are you smoking? He does not like me"
"Yes he does, I can just tell." Hermione said reassuringly.
"Ooo I'm so going to be out in that front row we he's up, I'm not missing him for nothing" She unable to hide the extreme excitement in her voice.
"Alright lets go practice, your up in a little while," Hermione reminded Ginny.
Everyone at the judge's table were marking their scores. Albus turned to Severus.
"Is it as bad as you thought, you have to admit that Harry and Ron were very entertaining," he told Severus with laughter in his voice.
"That was the worst thing I've ever had to witness, Albus have you gone mad?" he asked with his usual sneer.
"Just wait my dear boy, give it time you'll change your mind," Albus retorted. Then thinking to him self.
I know the one who will do just that, and when she does he's not going to know what to do.
A/N So what do you think? Should I continue? I'd love to know what you thought REVIEW PLEASE!
Ron does the robot
Draco pulls Ginny up on stage and sings to her