Imouto-sama is so mean
Writers note:oh god what garbage is this? Who the hell wrote it? *inaudible whispers* What?! I wrote it? *more whispers* 4 years ago? *more whispers* people actually liked it? The hell is wrong with people? *more whispers* yeah i know i wrote it but that doesn't mean i'm THAT bad *more whispers* well this will not do *more whispers* we do the same thing we always do the time.
REWRITE DAMN IT.
Yes it's a rewrite now before you start this ride is gonna have a different feel to it. This chapter is not too affected by the rewrite subtle changes. Next chapter oh boy it'll really set the tone.
Enjoy
Chapter 1
It has been three weeks since 'that' incident and by 'that' I mean marrying my sister.
It sounds so gross when I think about it.
Now I know I know what you're thinking and it's not like that ok just trust me on this. After that we decided that we would return to being 'normal siblings', now I use the phrase lightly because well I love my sister and she hates me. The past two years we have been getting on a bit better well ok maybe more than a bit i mean i did kinda marry her but it all started when I found out about my sisters hobby. I mean we actually talk to each other now which is nice for a change although we still bicker a lot. Anyway my name is Kousaka Kyousuke I am 18 years old just out of high school and am a university student.
"ughh I am so sick of this" I said in a bored tone.
Feeling dejected and stiff I put my pen down to stretch the stress of my studies away.
I could really go for some ice tea right about now.
As I walk down the stairs to the kitchen I heard a beautiful carefree and joy filled voice coming from the living room.
Must be my sister.
"no way? really? never would have guessed"
"hey" I said as I opened the door, my sister didn't even grace me with a look.
Hey at least acknowledge I'm here.
However since we broke up (after the marriage that was the deal) she has been really distant almost as bad as we were during our cold war phase. I walk past my sister who is sitting on the couch cross legged and talking on the phone, and go to the fridge.
Hmm she doesn't seem to have a drink, she's most likely been on the phone for ages, well since I'm here I may as well make her one too.
Being the awesome brother that I am I pour my sister a drink too. I mean that's what brothers do it's not like I care about her personally. Well not like those few weeks of bliss…... I walk to the living room with both drinks and put one in front of her.
"Here" I said, she totally ignores me.
She is so irritating I do something nice and she ignores me, kirino seems awfully cold today I wonder what's bugging her.
I sit down on the opposite couch and start reading a manga with my drink. While I'm doing this let's talk about my sister her name is Kirino 16 years old. A freshman in high school awesome in her studies an amazing athlete, beautiful beyond all measure, a model, great fashion sense, slim, but round in all the right places almost porcelain like skin.
Did her boobs get bigger?
….. Where was I?... Oh! yeah. She's an all round perfect person someone who you can really admire take heed i said admire not leer or anything, a total opposite of her brother.
Today she is wearing a v-neck with no sleeves and pink knee high sock. The aura around her is difficult to approach only the bravest dare try, it's almost otherworldly the best description is exactly like a rose utterly stunning yet very thorny
why did that last word excite me a little?.
… anyway as she sat there continuing to talk a I keep taking glances well I say glances but its difficult to tear my gaze away it almost hurts. Right from her chestnut brown hair to her cute ears down to her neck, I tried to imagine the feeling of her skin on my lips and found myself licking my lips i get chapped lips ok. In embarrassment I look away to my book.
Crap I hope she didn't see that. She'll think i'm a total perv.
I turn a page not reading anything I take another look her lips are small and pink, I recalled the time that I had experienced there sweetness I started to heat up I continued to gaze, her shoulder is exposed as well and there's no bra strap.
She could slip out of that so easily.
"tch" my sister clicked her tongue.
I'm wrenched out of my gaze and make eye contact with her she gives me a very small but a wicked scowl if you blinked you would have missed it.
Damn it she noticed me checking her out.
Ok so is it normal to check out your sister?…. y-yeah because you know i've got to keep an eye on her…. Right?
I look at my manga again and turn a page feigning ignorance, I try to resist looking again but my instincts win out but when I gaze upon her again I notice something interesting. Another clash of eye contact I don't believe it. Is is she just playing with me? She unfolds her legs and slowly crosses them the other way.
White
She leans back into the chair flicking her hair as she does. Look I just happened to notice they were white ok it's not like I was trying to look under her skirt it just happened got it.
Yeah i'm pretty sure they are bigger. It's a shame she's sitting down so i could see more.
Kirino continues to talk well rehearsed nonsense on the phone as I begin to phase out again. She has a very short skirt on that rides up her tender white thighs almost to her butt being a sprinter they have great tone and definition.
Hmm pink knee high socks never seen her wear those before, must be new i'v never really been in to them before.
While I was reading I continue to take small glances. Kinino continues to ignore me and at some point she picks up her tea and drinks some.
Hey come on the least you could do is thank me is that so hard? And did you just lick your lips gross.
Annoyed at my sisters manners I finish my tea and the page I was on.
wait….. I have no idea what I just read. What page did i end?
I picked up my glass up and wash it.
Great now I have to go back to study still thanks for the meal Imouto-sama.
I sigh loudly concealing the smile from the tea, not the checking her out part. I start my way across the room and back upstairs, as I pass her and put my hand on the doorknob to leave.
"Hey" a cold voice stabbed.
I swear she does this every time ignores me till I'm just about to leave the room.
"Yeah" I replied in a apathetic tone turning around.
"what the hell's with that attitude? And wipe that stupid grin off your face it's creepy."
"It's nothing just your manners" i scolded.
Wait was i really grinning?
"excuse me? I was talking on the phone" she said rather high handedly.
No you weren't you were just pretending near the end I could tell.
"Whatever Ayase wants to come over and talk" she let out a sigh, seems that this is what was bugging her.
"So? What's that got to do with me?" I said in unconcerned tone.
"Everything you idiot 'hmp'" Kirino turned away pouting.
Why the hell you mad at me for?
"Life counselling all three of us and you had better not drool over Ayase pervert"
"Fine fine I'll be there" I walked out the living room and went back to my room to study.
Life counselling? All three of us? I wonder what's going on? 'Life counselling' has a few meanings between me and my sister A. Kirino wants to complain to me. B. Kirino wants to play a erogue with me. C. Kirino and me have something important to talk about. D. Kirino wants me to take her out, on an outing no not a date stop assuming stuff.
hmm must be something important. Wait isn't this a bad thing if im there? 'I'm sorry Ayase but i love someone else'
My face started to burn at the memory. Later that day when I was in my room someone knocked on the front door.
That must be Ayase ahh my angel I can't wait to see you.
Ayase is like my sister she is really hot. She is also a model black long haired girl and is just sweet although she does have a dark side. I felt a chill as I recalled it.
I really hope she's not mad.
*Bang* it came from my sisters room. From her side of the wall that's Kirinos way of saying she wants me to go in.
I got into my sisters room to find Ayase and Kirino sitting on the bed that was pushed against the wall the other side of that wall was my bed as I walked in Kirino clicked her fingers.
"sit" Kirino ordered still refusing to look at me. Her back facing me.
I'm not a dog damn it, I don't know why I am sitting down on my cushion rather than arguing that but whatever.
The room became deathly quiet as I sat down you could tell this was something important.
Ok I had better come up with a topic to ease the tension.
With a smile I began with.
"so Ayase how is your new high-"
"about you two"
Don't cut me off .
Ayase was clearly in no mood for idle talk.
"Is it true you two aren't dating anymore?" Ayase said in a rather displeased tone
Ah so this is what it was about no wonder. Yes it's true that I did used to date my sister. And i may have married her did i mention that? It's not an important fact and i didn't wanna mention it It's disgusting.
well It was about three months nothing happened between us, ok well we kissed once... fine fine twice….well sort of look the number is not important. But that was it nothing else we couldn't cross that line. Kirino must of told Ayase what had happened I don't know what she said about it but it was probably not good, well at least for me.
"yes it's true we are not dating why on earth would i date this garbage" Kirino answered.
Why are you calling me garbage?
"so you both are single?"
Hey wait I don't like where this is heading.
"*sigh* yes I suppose you can say it like that" Kirino was clearly not interested in the matter.
"that's good" Ayase smiled as she said.
"in that case I have something to say to onii-san" Ayase turned to me.
Her eyes dark a smile empty of mirth. A shiver ran up my spine you know that feeling that something is about to explode. I was getting uncomfortable a tingle of fear coming from my heart as i started to realize what was about to happen.
Ahh no no no this is bad imouto-san will not be happy. Im gonna get hit.
"well onii-san I'm assuming you will be going out with me then"
"haaaa?" Kirino looked at Ayase in shock.
Oh no I'm screwed what the hell Ayase and why the assumption that i'll date you?
Panic set in and i started to heat up I put on a forced smile as I answered.
"well you see about that-"
"LIKE HELL HE WILL" Kirino was furious.
Am i even gonna get a sentence in today?
"why not onee-san? you are just brother and sister now so what's the problem?" Ayase quickly replied.
Umm maybe the fact i rejected you for my sister. Don't you give up?
See let me explain, me and Kirino have tried to have this 'dating other people' discussion before when we agreed to end things. However we could never come up with a solution neither of us could stand the idea of the other getting a lover, every time we talked about it we would argue about it for ages. As a result we are stuck in this loop so we silently agreed that this topic would be put into the 'taboo topics box' and that we would deal with it when the time came.
"No way there is no way I will let this disgusting gross siscon pervert anywhere near you Ayase" my loving sister replied.
Hey Imouto-san that's going a little far isn't it?
"I don't mind after all I love onii-san if he wants another little sister then I could be one" Ayase said a rather seductive way.
"no way you couldn't be his little sister plus isn't it a bit weird that we were dating only a few weeks ago?" Kirino refused.
"Ayase would make an awesome little sister plus i don't mind seconds " I announced.
"..."
"..."
Silence. The room temperature seemed to drop off as my body started heating intensely my heart racing.
…..Wait what? did I just say that? do I have a death wish? I must be insane, need to recover. Ah please not the 'i'm-actually-going-to-kill-you-not-the-playful-kill-you' stare imouto-sama.
I guess our communication skills have gotten better.
"u-u-umm w-what I mean is….um... are you are you really happy with Kirino's seconds?" I said not thinking
Why am I the one insulting myself…. Karma it must be karma
"Onii-san shut your mouth before i sew it shut Ruri-chan has been teaching me so you know i can" Ayase said in a cheerful voice.
It was getting hard to breath My sister was just gaping at me like i was the filthiest piece of dirt she has ever seen.
Please imouto-sama don't look at your brother like that.
"Tell me Kyousuke what exactly did are your feelings for Ayase" she said in a cold, dead and oppressive manner.
"She's like a little sister to me" i blurted out my flight response kicking in
"get out" Kirino spat.
"get out get out GET OUT"
I quickly got up and to the door, I swear her eyes were burning holes in my back, just as I was leaving Kirino said.
"you idiot"
Now Kirino likes to call me an idiot a lot however this one is the worst kind it's a you-are-totally-getting-scolded-later kind of idiot.
Today was going horribly.
A little while later Ayase left the house, after I heard the front door close I began to break out in a sweat my heart was pounding my face was getting hot. I was still trying to calm down from before.
Here she comes I am so screwed.
Imouto-sans footsteps sounded on the stairs slowly but loudly announcing her self i was starting to get tense
It's almost like she's doing it on purpose
Imouto-san opened my door with a bright smile on her face and rosy cheeks she asked.
"aniki would you mind coming to my room for a bit teehee"
Ahh I would love to your just so cute...aaaaaAAAAHHHHHHH I'M DOUBLE SCREWED.
Every fibre of my being screamed 'it's a trap don't go'
"well I would love to" i said dumbstruck.
Ahh what am I saying, damn it stop being so cute that's cheating. Why am i turning to mush now.
"but sorry I have to study" ha my trap card.
Yes that's right I have to study perfect plan. University math is a bitch.
"But aniki really I insist please come with me" imouto-san said as she crept towards me slowly and gently putting one foot in front of the other.
"s-sorry but I can't" i whispered meekly.
And I kid you not I heard something snap when I said that. Imouto-sama flew towards me grabbing my ear and yanking it down.
"ahhh what the hell" I protested
Imouto-sama continued to pull on my ear. She held it down low so the only way I could move was to do so on my hands and knees, as a result my sister started to walk me to her room.
Ahhhh damn this hurts so much ahhhhh not to mention humiliating I want to die just someone please kill me.
My heart was pounding furiously adrenaline pumped all around my system bringing that warm fuzzy high it was getting harder to breath. I mean come on I was being dragged into my sisters room by the ear like a dog, can you just imagine that for five seconds I mean this is what it's like with her its insanity. As we got to the hall I became more subdued in order to ease the pain, while we were walking I barked.
"Can you please let go of my ear I am not a dog" I said pleading.
"You may as well be its seems your willing to hump any leg and as your owner I have to teach you otherwise" Imouto-sama coldly rebuked.
Aww its sweet you think of yourself as my owner kinda means you want to take care of me, wait no that's bad I didn't mean that I am not an M, not an M, not an M, not an M I refuse to accept it.
we arrived at my sisters room, with this Imouto-sama let go of my ear.
Ahhhh the relief thank you so much Imouto-sama. wait why am I thanking her?
As I was about to sit on my cushion without thinking. Ugh this really is becoming a habit. Imouto-sama snatched it away saying.
"Even a dog like you should know I'm not happy, kneel"
She clicked her fingers to a spot in front of the bed. Panting hard as i started coming down from the high my face starting to cool. Imouto-sama then sat down on the bed crossing her slender legs, I obediently did what she asked while I was holding my ear.
"And quit with the panting its making me feel sick damn M"
Imouto-sama is so mean. And no not an M
"Imouto-sama is so mean" I sighed quietly.
"How the hell could you say….wait what was that? Speak up you toad."
Imouto-sama said with a rise of an eyebrow and a surprised tone.
Shit did I just say that out loud? no don't tell me, shit I have never actually called
her that out loud before ahh this day keeps getting worse.
"N-nothing imoto-san" I turned away stealing the occasional glance.
Please stop looking at me like that.
Imouto-sama put on mischievous smile her eyes twinkled with a child like glee. Oh I love that smile it always brings out the best in her it's just pure bliss to look at.
I always felt a chill accompanying that smile but it wasn't a bad one, when that chill came from my sister I rather enjoyed it, it's a bit of a thrill I'm not sure when this started to be the case.
"Aniki what did you just call me?" Imouto-san asked in a playful manner.
"Nothing I didn't say anything imouto" I tried to deny
"Really you are terrible at lying"
Imouto-san stood up from the bed and she leaned over I could feel her warm gentile breath on me. My gaze shifted down from her eyes towards the neck the creamy white smooth skin her v neck hung down low as my gaze slowly wanders down her body her cleavage is wide open for all (me) to see rounded orbs of beauty a pure white frilly bra can be seen. she knows what she's doing.
"Don't you love me?" she says in a coy manner
This is so unfair to use that against me. Not to mention makes me feel a little sick.
"Like I said I didn't say anything" I replied rather coldly.
"UGH you are so annoying" she kicks me down and starts stomping on me.
"honestly when did you get so full of yourself thinking you can just lie like that"
"oww that hurts imouto-san"
"Whatever go on shoo dog I don't want you here now"
I walked hastily to the door in case she remembers to scold me, but for some reason while my hand was on the doorknob I decided to turn around and poke my tongue out at Kirino.
"UUGH GET OUT" Kirino cried in frustration I slipped out before the cushion she threw at me hit.
"YOUR GOING TO REGRET THIS" she continued.
"I doubt it" i said in reply.
Somehow i had avoided my original scolding from her when i got into my room I sat down and let out a huge sigh.
Let's hope she doesn't remember
"ugh I need some relief after that my heart is still pounding" i said still panting
As I said this I heard a sound from my sisters room close to the wall as I listen carefully I could not hear a thing which was odd. Normally I could tell what she was doing in her room without even trying.
Wait is she eavesdropping on me? Really? How the hell i meant to relax now
I was still coming off of the high and about as tense as a spring there was one way to deal with it buuuut she would kill me if she heard that…. No…..no it wasn't worth the risk.
Deep breaths now and calm down.
But she is listening, it would be fun to tease her, i wonder how often does she hears me.
The wall between siblings that keeps them apart from their feelings. The one that broke us apart
"It's awfully thin and flimsy now that i look at it" i said to myself.
I have an idea
"Well what better way to relax then to jerk one off" i announced.
I know it was a childish and stupid thing to say. I doubted she would believe me.
Ah whatever i don't care if it's embarrassing.
That familiar twinge of embarrassment washed over me. I was so used to it it was like an old friend.
"Shut up you pig go die" i heard the reply though the wall.
At least be ashamed about eavesdropping.
The rest of the day was uneventful. And I learned something new that my sister is a bigger pervert then I thought. Because she didn't even tell me not to do it.
Gross.
Kirino
Ughhh that bastard I wish he would have just give in like a good boy and tell me what he said ughhh.
I was terribly frustrated after my stupid brother refused me.
I hate it, what was it he said? Imouto-sama? honestly when did he start thinking so highly of me? well I mean it's only natural I guess. Still I want to hear him say it again seems I'm gonna have to keep pushing him for it.
'Imouto-sama'
I began to smile when I recalled what he said.
Ahhhh damn it I can't help but get a little happy when I think of him calling me that. I wonder if he'll say it again.
I got onto my bed and put my ear against the wall. You may call it a breach of privacy but i call it….. Well i don't give a damn what you call it he's my brother and i can do what i want with him.
"ugh I need some relief after that my heart is still pounding" I heard my brother say.
Damn I was so close if only I teased him i think the sweet act put him off.
Thinking about it this was the first time i've really abused him since the break up. I only bring this up because did you see his face? He was red ear to ear and panting like some horny beast.
When did he become such a masochist?
I started to wonder. I mean he was always a bit of an M clearly. I mean come on i treat him like dirt and he loves it… loves me….. ahhh maybe it was THAT that pushed him over the edge.
It was the happiest day of my life. 'I! Love my little sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That's why! I can't go out with Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!' his confession on Christmas eve.
'I love her more than anyone else! I can't let her go! I want to stay by her
Side!' in the city centre surrounded by people.
'I have decided! I'm going to convey my feelings! So I can't answer your
Feelings!' being played at full volume out of a minivan with huge speakers for everyone to hear.
'I love her so much that I can't help it! I'm a pervert who loves his own little
Sister!' Damn right he is. I found out on some of the otaku SNS sites that some people heard it for as far as 2 miles away.
That had to be it.
Maybe he is superhuman? even some of the worst pervs would die on the spot from embarrassment. Maybe he only survived because he's a huge masochist… I owe Ruri-chan big time for that.
My face was starting to burn fiercely. I began to have a warm and kind of urging feeling like I was craving something as I began to think of the possibilities of that night…...
But that was then and this is now, so it's not like we could do anything. Ugh he always does this to me it just pisses me off.
Although we were dating for three months but you know. It's impossible to cross that line unscathed.
I hit the wall lightly to vent my frustration.
Why couldn't i just do it …. Shit I hope he didn't hear that.
I froze on the spot daring not to breath in case he hears me.
"This wall It's awfully thin and flimsy now that i look at it"
He did hear me.
But he wasn't wrong the wall between us, it was thin and flimsy. It seemed that even when i tried it wasnt getting easier to bear with that distance between wall between siblings.
Maybe i should just break it. There is no way he would even try to stop me such an obedient brother willing to walk through fire for me.
It feels that rather than that wall keeping us apart its morals.
Ahhh it's just so so stupid.
Every night we slept so close we were only inches away from each other. Like lovers just that wall between us.
"Well what better way to relax then to jerk one off"
Eh?... EHHHHH? That's nothing new but to be so brazen about it. Ahhhh why am i panicking
"Shut up you pig go die" i squealed.
Grrr honestly being so proud and perverted i'll make him pay for making me so flustered.
And so i planned for my revenge for tomorrow.
He will say it again "imouto-sama" i swear it.
Writers note: see a small touch up hehehehe you'll get that the joke in the next chapter which will be released in four years hope you enjoyed bye.