Bella was listening to the radio. Her favorite song came on.
"AWW YEAH THIS MUH SHITTTT!" Yelled Bella as she began twerking like she'd never twerked before. Alice, who let's all face it, is a lesbian (I mean how can you deny that shit). Came in and started humping a twerking Bella.
Edward came in and was like "This is hot" and then he thought about how Alice is his sister and he lives in Washington, not Alabama or some shit like that. INCEST IS NOT OKAY PEOPLE. THAT'S WHY IT'S A PROBLEM THAT ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS ARE DATING. Would you date your adopted sibling? Hell no, that shit cray.
Anyway, Edward didn't care and they he watched Alice humping a twerking Bella. Then Rosalie came in, patting her weave (there's no way that shit is real. I mean it's from a bottle or something). "Stop with the sexing and come with me!"
That dumb guy who I can't remember's name because I read the books in like seventh grade got his head stuck in the toilet.
"WTF are you doing?" asked that total bitch Rosalie.
"That guy who came in to use our toilet had blood in his poop, so I'm saving it."
"Bitch that's nasty" said Edward. "You could get ecoli or echoli ecococola (I can't spell that), or something like that."
"But blood" said the dumb af guy. Then he got ecococola and died and that total bitch Rosalie lolled cuz that's some mess she would do.
The muhfuqqin in.