'Sup peeps, it's ThisAintMakeBelieve here and my latest story! Hope you like it!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, and alphabets are just plain annoying.

Chapter 1: A is for Annoyance, which represents Luffy.

"~~~!", the Strawhat Pirates' captain drawled lazily, his face plant onto the wooden table as saliva leeked from his wide open mouth, "I'm ~~!"

"Sanji, food~~!"

"..."

"Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanj-", Luffy was cut off as a perfectly polished shoe collided with his rubber brain.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE **** UP, YOU SHITTY GOMU-GOMU!", said cook yelled, his teeth baring into those of a shark's and his cigarette hanging threateningly at the tip of his lips.

The blond huffed indignantly as he turned to the kitchen sink to finish washing the dirty dishes, "You already ate ten minutes ago, Luffy."

"But Sanji~! Ten minutes is a long time! I need to eat now, I'm really hungry!", the captain whined, slumping onto the table again, stomache growling, "See, even my belly agrees with me, so... MESHI MESHI MESHI MESHI MESSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!"

Sanji had kick the poor rubber bastard out of the kitchen, again.

"THEN GO OUTSIDE AND KEEP YOUR DUMB RUBBER BRAIN BUSY! PLAY WITH USOPP OR SOMETHING!", the blond cook shouted from the galley, obviously pissed.

"Okay."

-AgainWithTheLineBreak-

"Hey Nami, watcha doin?", the blackhead captain asked, picking his nose obnoxiously next to an annoyed Nami.

"I'm working on my new map, Luffy. I drew this after we got out of Fishmen Island.", she answered, pointing at the unfinished parchment.

"Oooooooh, can I see it?", Luffy oohed as he leant over the red-head navigator, only to knock over the ink bottle next to him and spilled the icky black liquid over the carefully detailed map, "...Oops?"

"..."

"..."

"...Luffy...", Nami's voice was dangerously soft and her long red bangs hiddened her darkening face. Not good. But since Luffy was just Luffy, so he didn't snese the up-coming threat which was obviously aimed at him.

"Yeah?", he kept picking his nose.

"... I'LL KILL YOUUUUUU!", Nami screeched as her magic staff materialized into her hand, electricity coursing through the long shaft. She swung fast, and she swung hard.

HOME RUN!

As the 400 million belli pirate got beat around like a dodgeball by a girl who can control lightning, our favorite archeologist entered the room, only to see a rather peculiar sight: Luffy was being zapped to coal by a furious Nami, whose face was so red, it matched her hair perfectly. The three pirates stared at each other, until Robin broke the silence, by asking:

"You do know you are zapping out his last brain cells, right, Nami-san?"

"Yes, yes I do."

-LineBreaksWillRuleTheWorld-

After being kicked out by two of his crewmate, Luffy trotted down from the library and swung himself up in the crow's nest, where he knew his firstmate would be. He knew him the best, no?

"4095... 4096... 4097...", Zoro grunted as he lifted his gigantic dumbells, muscles flexing in each movement. After training with Mihawk back in Kuraigna Island (Did I spell this right?), he pushed himself even harder than before, knowing that his goal was close, slowly approaching, but close. Now all he have to do was train more and meditate so he can be one with his swords... Block all the noises and thoughts away... Be at peace... At peace... At peace... At peac-

"HEY ZORO!", a familiar voice rang in his head.

"GUAGH!", Zoro yelped, suprised as his eye was locked with upside-down black orbs of a snickering Monkey D. His hand had somehow loosened up and his dumbell crashed onto the wooden floor with a BANG!, sending vibrates across the ship. You can even here Franky yelling "Hey!" under the deck.

Luffy laughed at his friend's shocked face as he swung down from the celing and landed infront of the swordsman. His trademark strawhat was sitting on unruly black hair, shaking slightly everytime he laughed.

"What are you doing here, Luffy?", Zoro picked up his dumbell and rest it on his shoulder as his captain opened his mouth, only to be cut off as the swordsman countered, "If you are thinking about me entertaining you just because Sanji kicked you out of the kitchen after hearing your constant whining and you got zapped by the sea-witch's thunder bolt after knocking ink over her map and now you have nothing to do and you are bored to death then no. Not gonna help."

That shut him up.

Well, Zoro KNEW him the best.

-ThatsALotOfLineBreaks-

"Usopp~ Franky~ I'm bored~"

"Sorry Luffy-bro, I'm super busy right now. I have some improvements to make for Thousand Sunny here.", Franky replied as he hammered down a nail.

"Hey, Luffy, how about you and me checking out the cannons? They are upgraded by Franky here-", said ship-wright did a pose, "-and they may keep your spirit up!", Usopp suggested.

"COOL!", Luffy agreed heartily, face gleaming with sparkles.

"Then let's go! Follow Captain Usopp!"

"Let's go!", Luffy mimicked as both of the teens headed down to the weapon room, leaving a grinning cyborg behind, who shook his head as he smiled, "Aah, youth. It is so beautiful."

Well, he surely didn't expect what happend next.

Luffy was ooh-ing and aah-ing at all the cool weapons, with cannons and lasers and all that, when he stumbled onto a hidden box. He turned around to check if Usopp was near him, but the sharpshooter was polishing a cannon whilst whistling, so the 19-year-old captain grinned cheekily as he turned to his new discovery.

His hands were inches away from the box's lid. Slowly he opened the box, suprised that there was no seal or lock. A look inside the box made his grin widened into that of a Cheshire's, and with all the things that his child-like mind could comprehend, he snatched out from the box a weird looking gun. Like, really weird looking, rainbow colored and all, and shot it at the poor long nose's back.

Needless to say, it didn't look pretty.

Now that the sharpshooter was now changing color like a chamelion, our idiotic captain got kicked out of the weapon room by a fuming Franky, who already punched all of the cells Luffy's brain had out. But it just made him more annoying as his next target was locked in his sight.

The ship's doctor.

-I'mBoredOfLineBreaksNow-

"I'M SORRY! ROBIN, PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WILL NOT HARM CHOPPER AGAIN!", Luffy's voice echoed throughout the ship as he looked at the dinner table mournfully.

Robin, even though most of the times she was rather passive and blunt, but her protective blood arose as her so-called child, who was obviously the youngest of the crew, Chopper, was chased around the ship for a forced-tag game, with Luffy streaching his rubber limbs everywhere, knocking over a singing Brook, who promtly add another Skull Joke to his Crude Jokes list. And she finally explode when the captain not only made Chopper cried aloud, but also spilled juice over her book. And that result with Luffy tied tightly to the mast.

With chains, not ropes.

Watching the whole crew eat dinner as a punishment for being overly annoying.

"I'm sorry, Luffy. But you have to know that you are very naughty today.", Nami scorned as she ran her fingers through fiery long strands.

"Bu-But!"

"I know you are curious, but making me change colors are out off limits, Luffy.", Usopp sighed. His skin was now white with red polka-dots.

Luffy whimpered. But as he was gazing at his toes, a plate of meat appeared in his view. He looked up, suprised when Sanji came to view. The blond cook sat down next to his tied-up captain, inhaling a long breath of smoke and exhaled them into circular puffs.

"I'd told you before, hadn't I? Nobody will be hungry on this ship, even if that person is extremely idiotic and has a shitty piece of rubber for brain.",Sanji murmured, pushing the plate of meat towards his captain as the rubber stomach growled loudly.

"But-"

"Robin-chwan agreed for me to feed you.", Sanji crooned slightly at the mention of the beautiful woman, "So eat up, shitty Gomu-gomu."

"Shishishishishishi. Thanks, Sanji.", Luffy laughed his trademark laugh as he reached for the plate, but paused suddenly.

"What now, Luffy?"

"Um... Can you untie me first?"

Groans were heard.

When you have friends who have been with you for years, no matter how annoying you are, they will always find a way to tolerate your behaviours and love you, for you are who you are.

Thank you for reading my stories so far. I haven't finished most of them, since I don't have time. But I will update if you R&R. For every author, R&R is the best medication for writer's block!

Also, next chapter will have two choice: B is for Best of Friends, or B is for Beauty, your choice. Vote for me, please? Thank you!