This is my third and final time trying to make a family guy story. Please leave your thoughts.


Prologue: What Happened?

Age 1

Stewie Griffin was a 1 year old baby genius. He wore a yellow shirt with red overall. He had once tried to kill his mother, but he had calmed down, a bit. His best friend was his teddy bear Rupert. Nothing really to say, this just him the way you know him.

Age 3

Two years had passed. Lots had happened, Meg went to University, Chris is learning out how to get even better at his painting, and Lois and Peter had started to pay attention to what Stewie had been saying. Stewie had stop trying to kill Lois all together, but he still hated her.

Age 5

Stewie was now going to School, he was a trouble maker. He usually sits with Susie Swanson and Bertram Smith, a boy who looked like Stewie, bit no one knew why. Stewie also had a worst enemy, Rave. Rave was a giant chicken, yellow feathers, a beak, you know? He also wore a black hoody. No one knew why they hated each other, they just did.

Age 7

Second grade, Stewie's home life took a turn for the worse. His parents had broken up. Lois couldn't take any more of his stupidest and Peter couldn't take any more of her nagging that came about because of his stupidity. Lois started dating some months after, but nothing filled the void for long.

Age 9

Nothing of great importance happened well Stewie was nine. He had taken up writing as a hobby. He also learned how to play the drums. He need something to take his rage out on.

Age 11

It had happened; Stewie knew it would happen sooner or later. Lois had gotten remarried. His name was James Crow. Stewie knew they loved each other, but it still saddened him, he knew Lois was well into her fifty's, but they were even talking about adopting a kid! Stewie never felt so sick in his life. And slowly but surely he drifted away from his mother. He still had his friends from school, Susie and Bertram kept him sane and thanked them.

Age 13

Everybody's biggest nightmare, Puberty! It came out of nowhere and hit him in the back of the head. His trouble making at school got worse, but in turn his knowledge got better. It was at this point that people believed that for Stewie to be smart, he had to be in trouble.

Age 15

Yet again nothing to say, he had gotten taller, his voice broke long ago and his mind had gone into over lode. He was thinking of all kinds of things at once. Like was there really a god? Was he ever going to find a girl? Did bat man look good in those pants? No. He didn't know what was wrong, but he believed that it had something to do with puberty, mood swings maybe?

Age 17

He had done lots of tests, and in a year's time he would be going to college. He was so happy; it was a chance to start again. No one would know him, sure Susie and Bertram were going to, but that wasn't a big problem was it? But this was, Rave. Stewie's worst enemy, Rave would be going to the same place. But who cares? It wasn't a big problem.

Age 18

Here it was, the big day. He was finally going to college. He was packing his bags, then Susie and Bertram would come over and they'd all go together in the old family car that Lois had given Stewie.

Stewie had forgotten the name of the college, but he knew it was one of those stay on sight places.

After he finished he made his way down the stairs and made his way to the front door. Susie and Bertram were sitting around waiting for him. He smiled at them.

"You guys ready to do this?" Stewie asked, a smile on his face.

Bertram smiled back, "You know it."

Susie nodded her head, "Totally ready."

The group of friends got in the car of Stewie's. Before they sent off however.

"Susie?" Stewie said turning his head to her.

"Yeah?" She asked back, not knowing why he might have stopped.

"Don't say totally. Ever." And with that they sped off, down the route that would take them to the rest of their lives.