Disclaimers: This story below is of mine own writing, yet I hold no rights to the series: Phineas and Ferb, Full Rights (i.e. Characters, places, music, etc.) belong to Jeff "Swampy" Marsh and Dan Povenmire.
Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction, so bear with me. But please no flames.
Summary: The L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. has set up a Reform Academy, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz set up a BUSTING BUSINESS to help Older Sibling(s) to bust their younger sibling(s), and then they'll be sent to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy…Ohh just guest who'll be his first
client, come on guest. Now Perry has to destroy his Busting based –Inators, and the evidences and intently keep his Owners' sister from busting them or they'll be sent to L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Academy.
Phineas and Ferb: The Main-Bust-Inator Part 1 of 2:
Candace a 15 year old teenage girl with red hair, who wears a red shirt, white skirt with a red belt Screams "MOOOOOM, Phineas and Ferb built a Manor Rail to the Moon in our back yard!" Running to her Mom Linda, mid-aged women with red hair and a pink hair wear in her hair, write button up shirt with orange sleeveless shirt over it wearing long pants, and blue earrings, Linda who just got out of the car back from shopping. Candace dragging her Mom to the backyard, gestures to it triumphantly and said proudly closing her eyes "see, what did I told you countlessly, every single day, and now their busted!" She starts her "So busted dance" and sang "busting feeding frenzy" "It going to busting feeding frenzy, so stay out of the water. It going to busting feeding frenzy, so stay out of the water. It going to busting feeding frenzy, so stay out of the water. It's going-
"Her mom rolls her eyes, and said "Honey I hate to burst you bubble, but There is no Manor Rail in the backyard." Candace then said proudly then to shock "yes I Know, wait WHAT? NO, NO, NOO!" She held the "O". Phineas with a Triangle shaped head 11 year old boy with orange and White striped shirt, and blue jeans, wearing black and white sneakers, greets his mom "Hi, Mom". While Ferb who wears purple overalls over his white shirt wearing the same kind of shoes, just wave siting under the tree and Candace stills holding the "O" Linda Greets the boys back "Hi Boys". And Perry returns chitterling Phineas greeted Perry and says "Oh there you are Perry." they went inside for dinner, while Candace still holding the "O", and Ferb says "You Know, if she keeps that up she's going to get Laryngitis." As they eat dinner. Candace Came inside the House. Just trudging past the table saying in a rusty voice "I'm not hungry, I'm going to bed" Lawrence Fletcher (a British man with brown hair, the Step-Father of Candace and Phineas Flynn, and biological Father of Ferb Fletcher. Lawrence who has Glasses, white shirt with green shield insignia with red borders on the right side of the shirt, with red lining on the sleeves) gives Candace, a glass of water, to quench her throat. "Thank you." She thanks him, and drank the water the put the glass into the dishwasher. She went up to her room.
The Next day Candace, with her throat recovered from all that yelling. She was watching TV and a Commercial came up, the Spokes men was a German, wearing a lab coat over a black shirt under it, wearing a brown pants and black shoes. "Hello," the spokesman began "I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and NO I'm NOT a Pharmacist! Scientists wears lab coats too you know. Anyway ever tried to busting someone and no matter how many times you've tried, it keeps ending up the same way, and they get away with it over and over and over again and the most of the time you're the one who gets in trouble? You know, while I was in Junior High or 'Middle School' as the kids say, there was these two-faced kids pretend to be nice, was actually bullies TO Me! I tried to tell the Adults, but they didn't believed me thought I was Lying, and as Punishment for falsely accusing, the school dress me up as a lawn Gnome like my Father did, but with the word 'duh' on the hat and the whole school laughed at me even those kids and my Goody to-shoe brother Roger laughed at me, yes the Mayor, who my mom loved more because her love was linked to kick ball, and when I gave a Teddy bear (which I've won from a claw machine which besides the teddy was only filled with rocks) to her, then she gave it to Roger who wrote his name on it, then on her… "
Candace who was interested at first began to lose penitence and began to wonder what was the point his getting at, although she did pity him. And as she was about to change the channel. Dr. Doofenshritz then said "…So I built the 'Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator,'" a Concept art of the –Inator hovering in orbit above the tri-state area appears on screen "which is a part of the Bust Package A. It includes a Tablet-Inator which displays what the –Inator is recording. Bust Package B includes 1-30 Spy-Cameras and a recording device that records it on a DVD, and Package C: is what you've been doing before. And Package D: is keep trying 'C' until it succeeds. AND ONCE HE AND/OR SHE OR EVEN THEY GET BUSTED, THE BUSTED PARTY WILL BE SENT TO THE L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy!" He Laughs "And there they'll be…"He Grins to the camera as it close up to his face"…well let's say you'll be surprised how the Busted Party will be Reformed." And Dr. Doofensmritz Smirks. "Now if you want to bust them call this Number" the Doofenshritz Evil Incorporated Phone number appears on the bottom of the screen. "And you'll finally succeed, Guaranteed. Call now, my operator Nome is standing by." TheCamera turns to a robot Man named Nome with a Business suit, and a red tie painted on him, with blonde metal hair, (who looks familiar to Candace) the robot says"I'm taking your calls." Then the camera turns back to Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who then says "So call now, before my Nemesis… uh I mean my rival comes in and Thwarts my—I mean uh, just Call, the number is..." Dr. D repeats the number over 5 times. And you've guessed its Candace who picks up the phone, and called the Number.
Few minutes before the Commercial starts
Phineas and Ferb are sitting under the tree, trying to come up with a "Big Idea"; he turns to Ferb and asks "So Ferb, what do you what to do today?" Ferb Shrugged, Then Phineas ask Perry his Teal Platypus, who chitters, Phineas continues "Well he's a Platypus, he's doesn't mush, we've already did nothing, instead of-" He then remembered about the Most fastest on Time Train ever, they planned on going, before they decided to do nothing, that one day. He turned to Ferb who holds up the Blueprints for the train. "Oh, Ferb you read my mind." Ferb then Said "Mine if I Say it, Phineas?" Surprised Phineas then said "Go ahead, Ferb." Ferb then Says "Phineas, I Know what we're doing today." They heard "Hey, Phineas Whatcha doin'?" Ask a Black-Haired Mexican-Jewish Girl with pink dress with purple belt, and wearing a pink bow in her hair coming in the backyard. Phineas then greets her back "Hey, Isabella. We're going to build the fastest on-time Train Ever! Hey, where's Perry?"
Perry waddled to the side of the House, Got on his Hind legs, and put on his fedora, entered the hatch he just opened, an elevator came up, he step on and gone to his secret lair. Then He jumped into his chair, and an old man appeared on his screen, He has on a green military jacket with Intitules "MM" for "Major Monogram", Greeted Perry Codenamed "Agent P", "Good morning, Agent P, our sources informed us, that, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Organization has set up a Reform Academy; Most likely it's going to corrupt children and turn them into Future Evil Scientists! Dr. Doofenshmritz set out this ad, watch carefully Agent P." the Commercial plays on Agent P's screen, when it ended, This Causes him to widen his eyes in shock, because he knows his owners' sister would called that number, if it means busting her brothers, She doesn't know what will happen to them once they are sent to the Academy. He doesn't want his owners get sent to that Academy, and get "corrupted". Then his Superior Continues "And here's the recording of his first Customer to call," then said sarcastically "and you won't believe who that is."
(The audio plays with words of what the Caller and Operator appeared on Screen)
Jingle on Phone: "Doofenshrmirtz's Evil Incorporated"
Operator: "Hi, I'm Norm."
Caller: "Um, Hi, Norm, My Name's Candace Gertrude Flynn, do you think you can bust my brothers: Phineas and Ferb?"
Norm: "Sure thing, do you want to speak to the manager?
Candace: "Um. Okay."
Random Voice: (snap) "Okay"
Nome: "Sir, You have a Customer!"
Background Voice: "Norm, no need to yell I'm right here! Give me that! Hello, I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshrmirtz, I Understand there's-"
Candace: "I'll take all Busting Packages Please," (Construction in background) "They've Started already, and they're building a Train, and a Train Station in the backyard!"
Heinz: "So do you want the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy throw in that, as well?"
Candace: "Okay!"
Random Voice: (snap) "Okay"
Heinz: "Okay -"
Random Voice: (snap) "Okay"
Heinz: "I'll start up the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator, and for Package B how many-"
Candace: "All 30 Spy-Cameras, please!"
Heinz: "Excellent!"
Candace: "Excellent!"
Heinz: "The Packages: The Spy-wares and the Tablet-Inator which displays the viewings of the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator will be sent to you, so what's-"
Candace: "My Address? My house is on maple street it's yellow and brown-"
Heinz: "Wait, wasn't that the house with Ch-"
Candace: "Chez' Platypus? Yes, yes it is, my brother made that restaurant, everything that my brothers made always get taken away by the Mysterious Force-"
Heinz: "Mysterious Force?"
Candace: "Yes, Mysterious For-Oh, Never-mind, anyways, my mother never sees what-"
Heinz: "I get it; I'll send the Packages right away."
Candace: "YES! They're going down! D-O-W-N, DOWN!" (Sinister laugh)
Heinz: (sinister laugh)
Both: (sinister laugh)
Heinz: "Wait, Candace Flynn, let me see the back of this CD case. Wasn't that the singer who sang the song 'Evil Boys' in the 'Live at the Squat and stitch' album"?
Candace: "Yes, yes I was the singer, and they really did all that which I stated in that song, and lot more stuffs since then!"
Heinz: "How did you get you voice-"
Candace: "To sound like? Same with all the blue singers: Wild Parsnips.
Heinz: "Okay,"-
Random Voice: (snap) "Okay"
Heinz: "…Anyways, before you know it, they'll be busted, and be sent to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy, and they'll defiantly be… reformed." (Sinister laugh)
Candace: (sinister laugh)
Both: (sinister laugh)
Candace: "I look forward to it." (Snickers)
(Phones Hangs up)
(The audio ends)
After the audio ended, Major Monogram then continues "it's CRUCIAL that you head to the Doofenshmritz's Evil Incorporated, find and…" a compartment opens on the front side of Agent P's keyboard, and reveling a memory stick "…place this Memory stick (which contains a kill-code) into the main controls, and upload the kill-code to the Bust-Inator! Carl interrupts "Pss, Sir It's Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator." Then the Major then screams "Whatever Carl, I'm trying to cut time!" Carl then says "Shish." Major then apologizes "Sorry, Carl, but there are Children's Innocents at stake here, I Mean Corrupting Children? That kind of Evil with a Capital "E" REALLY Chips my Hives!" Carl says Sympathetically "I understand Sir." Then the Major once again continues "Anyway Agent P, Agent P? He notices the Memory stick is gone, and that Agent P's seat is empty; apparently he already left, and taken the stick with him, when the Major was talking to Carl, then Monogram says "good luck, Agent P."
Back at the backyard, Phineas, Ferb, and the gang finished the train, meanwhile, Candace at the front yard, a Delivery man drop boxes in front of Candace and said "Here's the Tablet-Inator, the 30 Cameras and the DVD-Recorder, with the DVD, sign here please." Candace did so, and then carries the Boxes to the backyard. Then Candace places the Camera around the backyard, eardrops on the conversation for the plan for the route for the Train, Phineas says "okay, now that we're done building the train, and connected our tracks to the Danville tracks (with permission of course), and we'll have a test run, first to the Downtown Danville then to the upper town and back to the Danville Station, under 5 minutes. Then we're going to transport people to their designated places." Then Candace places the cameras in the train, activate the Tablet-Inator and it displays the train from thepoint of view of the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator above. "Yes, it's Working!" She screamed.
Doofenshrmirtz's Evil Incorporated
Agent P, with his Jetpack landed on the Balcony of the Building, took off his jetpack, and headed inside and get caught a trap in the middle of the penthouse. 'Oh, come on I don't have time for this!' Agent P thought, "Oh, Perry the Platypus, how nice of you to visit, I trust you've seen my Commercial, right?" Agent P then nodded and shot a death glare at the Doof who then said "Oh, good," He notices the glare "why, do you look at me like that? Oh, I supposed that you guys suspected of what I meant by 'Reform' in my Commercial, I really mean 'teach and turn them into be Future Evil Scientist,' in the Academy. Well this isn't just my idea, it the whole L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s idea. Queue flashback!"
(Flash back starts)
At the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. HQ, me and the other evil scientists was around a table, we were having a meeting on what to do, we've noticed that we're getting old, and not very much Evil Scientist has children to carry on our work, except for only me, Rodney, a very few others. So we did a debate on what to do (because we don't have a leader, okay, well we did, but he lift shortly after he won his Position), well anyways, We were explaining our ideas, and strangely enough, we all have the same idea, to set up an L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Evil Academy, where kids will be taught Evil lessons, but Rodney says "You Know, a lot of people will be put off with 'L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Evil Academy', so how about we use "reform" instead of "Evil." And we trick to people to Think different, I mean lying of what will really be taught in our academy, so the Parents will sent their little delegates to our Academy, thinking it will turn them around, but we'll turn them around the opposite direction of what they've intended, and that is pretty evil!" And he did his evil laugh, then I said "Rodney-" he cut me off and said "How many times do I have to tell you, IT'S Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper Von Roddenstein, NOT Rodney?" Then I replied "Hmm, infinity." Just to see that angry face of his hee hee. Then I Continued "Well, anyways, don't they have to get into trouble to be sent to a Reform Academy, and I think some of these kids are skilled trouble makers that always manages to remove the evidences, and hide their crimes, and making the witnesses or Witness who saw what they did look like crazy and/or liars, and getting the witness in trouble instead, LIKE WHAT MY OLD BULLIES DID TO ME AT MY OLD JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
(Flashback paused)
Dr. D, pauses on said, "And since you've seen my Commercial, Perry the Platypus, I don't have to flashback to my Middle School days, because I've already explained my backstory in my Commercial, so to back to the flashback."
(Flashback Continues)
Rodney and others looked at me, then I continued "Which is why I Draw out some plans of busting based-Inators I've wanted to build but couldn't come up with an evil reason for helping People to bust someone else…until now, I'll start up a Busting company, to help people to do so, and the busted party will be sent to our academy." And after the Meeting, I went to the store I saw an Album, with a song called "Evil Boys", and I brought it. Then I set out that Commercial, and then I got my first call.
(Flash back ends)
After the flashback, Dr. D then said "Okay, now you know my plan, now I play the song 'Evil Boys.'" He press play and the Player starts to load up. 'I know what my owners do, but I can't let Dr. D know who they are, and I can't let them be busted and sent to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy, and get corrupted. I really have to get out of this cage, stop Dr. D, and internally prevent Candace from busting her brothers, I've always done so un-internally, but this is deferent.' Perry thought.
(The music 'Evil Boys' plays)
Jazz music playing on Player
Candace (In a deep raspy voice): Mom.
Lynda: Candace, have you been near the wild parsnip again?
Candace: Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Lynda: What is it this time?
Candace: Those boys are always up to something, and it's bringing me to tears! 'Cause just before you get home, it always just magically disappears!
Those boys are evil, but before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess!
Vivian: Testify, Candace, Testify.
Candace: Those boys are evil! Let me spell it out for you Mom, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
A guitar starts playing.
Candace: They built a roller coaster, and a beach in the backyard. Drove cattle through the city, and messed up Boulevard. They took me back in time, when we went to that museum, they built fifty foot tree-house robots, but you still didn't see 'em! Those boys are evil. Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kind of distress, those boys are evil! Sing it with me,
Candace and the Choirs on player sings and Dr. D started to sing along: E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
Candace: I know you think they're saints, but mom, I'm here to tell, those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L. Those boys are evil, they're make me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press, and that don't feel too good! Those boys are evil, everybody!
Candace the Choirs on player, and Dr. D: E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
Candace: That's what I'm talking about…
Candace the Choirs on player, and Dr. D: E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!
Candace: That's right; those boys are Evil Little Boys!
(The music 'Evil Boys' ends)
After Dr. D turns off the player, Dr. D introduces the Ground Controls for the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator to Agent P, "Behold the Main-Bust-Inator, this is the main control center of the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator, and the heart of this whole scheme, and whatever the spy-cameras, and my –Inator in space views it sends the recording to its Memory base, and to the DVD Recorders or recorder that was sent to my Client. And even if you destroy this (which you can't, 'cause like my Tilt-Inator, that I try to use to tilt the lining tower of Pica, then my building, then every building and straightening my building with, it does not have a self-destruct or a reverse switch, and unlike my Tilt-Inator, there's no way to make it back fire on itself), my client will still have all the evidences recorded on a DVD, then when she bust her brothers, they'll be sent to the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy , and you're right of what you guys have suspected, at the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Reform Academy, they will be taught evil, to become FUTURE EVIL SCIENTISTS!" He laughs evilly, after gesturing to the Main-Bust-Inator, it's a device that's shaped like a purple sphere with bunch of monitors screens all over, and round it, some of the green screens are blank, the sphere is above an purple control Panel that's looks like a circular desk with a green keyboard in the front, and a 5 ft. wide pillar in the center that connects the control Panel to the sphere, and an antenna on the top of the Sphere. And below the sphere, on the panel is another screen which displays the status and a small picture and viewings of the Space-Camera-For-Spying-and-Busting-Inator. And on the Monitors that are on the Sphere are displaying the Boys activities, and their train, and other viewings of the Spy-cameras along their backyard, and near the train station, and other locations. Agent P Struggling to get out of his trap saw his Owners on one of the Screens on the Sphere, fearing for their innocents.
End of Part one
Author's Note: I Hope you like part one of my First Fanfiction Story, I'll finish the other half A.S.A.P. Weird that Dr. Doofenshmritz is helping Candace isn't it? Review please.