A normal day in Konoha in the Nara household. Mrs. Nara was making her daily rounds to pick up dirty landry. She stopped at SHikamaru's door but blinked when she heard two voices coming from the room. Identifing the first voice as Chouji.
"Geez, Shikamaru put it in!"
"Will you shut up Chouji! This that's concentration!" Yelled a young Nara.
"It doesn't take this long for concentration!"
"I don't want to break anything!"
"Shikamaru! It's durable for crying outloud! Its been through Ino!"
". . . .So Troublesome. . . . ."
"Okay look, give me your hand, see? Just slid it in like this."
"Like this?"
"Yes, like that."
Mrs. Nara's eyebrow twitched and she opened the door quickly, only to see Chouji and Shikamaru playing a building block game. ((I forgot what its called. When you take a block out and stick it in somewhere else? Someone tell me. . .))
CRASH
"Mom! We just got it up!"
"Yeah Mrs. Nara!" shouted the Akimichi.
"O-Oh I'm sorry- excuse me." was all the blushing woman could muster before slamming the door shut behind her, running down the stairs.
Shikamaru looked back at his swirly cheeked friend and grinned, "Now where were we?"
Chouji smirked and leaned toward him, "I do believe we were 'getting it up' Shika-Kun." and with that hungry lips leaned forward to claim the others.
Hehe I'm a perv. . .