The Mon*Star Mash
(To the tune of The Monster Mash)
By PhantomChajo
Hardware: I was working in the Lab Late one Night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Mon*star from his throne did arise
And suddenly to my surprise
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: He did the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: He did the Mon*Star Mash
From my Laboratory in the Fortress East
To the Mobsters bedrooms where Melodia Sleeps
The 'Hawks all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: They did the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: They did the Mon*Star Mash
The Robots were having Fun
The Party had Just begun
The Guest included Stargazer
Steelheart and her Twin!
Seymour was rocking while
Zeek was digging the Sound
Yessman roamed with his fawning sounds
Harry The Bartender was about to arrive
With his chorus group The Sini*Star Five
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: They played the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: They played the Mon*Star Mash
Out from the Crowd Timestoppers voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He stepped up to the throne and shook his head
And said:
Timestopper: What ever happened To my Timestopper Twist?!?
Chorus: It's Now the Mash
Hardware: It's now the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: And it's a Limbo Smash
Chorus: It's now the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: It's now the Mash
Hardware: It's now the Mon*Star Mash
Now everything's Cool
Timestopper's part of the Mob
And The Mon*Star is the Hit of the Land
For you the Listener This Mash was meant too
When you get to the door Tell them Hardware Sent you
Chorus: Then you can mash
Hardware: You can Mon*Star mash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: And do the Limbo Smash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: You'll Catch on in a Flash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: Then you can Mon*Star Mash
Yessman: Ohh Mash is good, yesss
Hardware: Yes, yesman, you Fawning fool!
Yessman: Mash good, yesss Yesss, Mash good!
(To the tune of The Monster Mash)
By PhantomChajo
Hardware: I was working in the Lab Late one Night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Mon*star from his throne did arise
And suddenly to my surprise
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: He did the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: He did the Mash
Hardware: He did the Mon*Star Mash
From my Laboratory in the Fortress East
To the Mobsters bedrooms where Melodia Sleeps
The 'Hawks all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: They did the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: They did the Mash
Hardware: They did the Mon*Star Mash
The Robots were having Fun
The Party had Just begun
The Guest included Stargazer
Steelheart and her Twin!
Seymour was rocking while
Zeek was digging the Sound
Yessman roamed with his fawning sounds
Harry The Bartender was about to arrive
With his chorus group The Sini*Star Five
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: They played the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: It was a Limbo Smash
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: They played the Mash
Hardware: They played the Mon*Star Mash
Out from the Crowd Timestoppers voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He stepped up to the throne and shook his head
And said:
Timestopper: What ever happened To my Timestopper Twist?!?
Chorus: It's Now the Mash
Hardware: It's now the Mon*Star Mash
Chorus: The Mon*Star Mash
Hardware: And it's a Limbo Smash
Chorus: It's now the Mash
Hardware: It caught on in a Flash
Chorus: It's now the Mash
Hardware: It's now the Mon*Star Mash
Now everything's Cool
Timestopper's part of the Mob
And The Mon*Star is the Hit of the Land
For you the Listener This Mash was meant too
When you get to the door Tell them Hardware Sent you
Chorus: Then you can mash
Hardware: You can Mon*Star mash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: And do the Limbo Smash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: You'll Catch on in a Flash
Chorus: Then you can Mash
Hardware: Then you can Mon*Star Mash
Yessman: Ohh Mash is good, yesss
Hardware: Yes, yesman, you Fawning fool!
Yessman: Mash good, yesss Yesss, Mash good!