"CODEEEEEEE!"

Oh no.

"WHERE ARE YOU MY SWEET!?"

This can't be-!

"AH HA! FOUND YOU!"

Oh shi-

It was too late. Sierra already tugged the collar of my shirt and pulled me out of the wooden crate. She caressed me in her arms, and hugged me until I couldn't breathe. "Oh my sweety-pie! Don't EVER run away from me again," There was a dark gleam in her eye. Today is the day I'm going to die.

If I do die though – I have to get someone to get Noah away from my video game collection. He'll be all over that stuff if I'm not around to protect it.

"Uckurgukle," I croaked. The words weren't audible.

She let go of me eventually, but I had to stay in her arms. I was forced to sit on her lap. "Awww Cody… why did you run away?" She pouted. The innocent look on her face was almost – just BARELY – believable.

"I um, uh…" I couldn't make an answer. I can't hurt a girls feelings by saying "I THINK YOU'RE CREEPY!" Now that's just cold.

"Ohhhhh… I get it," Sierra looked deep into thought, then snapped her head up in realization. "You're playing hard to get!"

Ummm, sure?

"Uh yeah Sierra," I tug my collar nervously.

"Aw silly Cody! You don't need to do that," She started, then looked at me. Her eyes were full of… mischief? "I love you no matter what you do!"

"Why though?" Ah stupid Cody. I mentally slap myself in the head for saying that.

She pondered over her thoughts again. "It's just… you may be a ladies man… but you are really sweet inside. I thought maybe you'll want someone affectionate … as you are to other girls… don't you like being smothered?"

Oh. That did make a little sense.

My parents were pretty cool. It's just that they aren't always around. They even forget my birthday!

And I'm not considered popular at my school for some weird reason (I mean seriously – I'm on international T.V.!).

"Don't you like being smothered?"

"Sierra," I started. She listened closely. "I think you are pretty uh… unique in your own way. But… I think you got my idea of a perfect girlfriend the wrong way." Really wrong.

Sierra looked down on the floor. "My mom says it was right… of course I felt it was a little weird. Cody don't you like it?"

"I actually feel like I need a little personal space. Sierra you're great and all, but maybe tone it down a notch." Cody waited for her sobbing but it never came. She looked thoughtful.

"Can I be your girlfriend if I do that?" Sierra asked.

"Sure Sierra!" Cody encouraged, hoping to escape sooner if he said this. "I know you can do it!"

"EHHHH!" Sierra cheered, then put her hand on her mouth. She clumsily smiled, "Oops. I need to tone it down," Cody thought her smile should be kept that way, since usually all her smiles were filled with insanity.

He heard his heart beat.

Thump, thump, thump-

"Hey Sierra, can you let go?" He finally realized, snapping out of his daze.

"No. Just a little longer," She snuggled with him.

Meanwhile…

Noah broke into Cody's room. Good thing Izzy lend him the key… good thing…

"Finally I can get back my game Cody stole," He muttered, opening the door to his room. He knew where his video games were.

Cody was not going to be happy when he goes back to his room.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Actually, not. I kinda took a break from the TD fandom because of personal reasons… also anime consumed me.

This fanfiction was dedicated to the first fanfiction I wrote, which was exactly last year. The "My Tragic Beginning" fanfic. Oh god… I remember that fanfic… It's still up, so check it out? Idk

This was just a rushed, dumb drabble. :D