The Misawrventures of Roar
-Chapter 1
Rawr ate food. In fact, Rawr ate ALL the food. So the rest of the Roars and R4wrs didn't have anything to eat and all died. The End. At the very moment the Roars and R4wrs died, a giant ice age cryogeniced them. However, R4wrs were actually families. And the little baby 4 was left, when daddy R, mother w, older sister rand little brother s all died from starvation. Then the little baby 4 wandered away from her dead family and found Rawr. After Rawr ate all the food, he later also died of starvation and 4 was all alone. The End. But then they all came back to life and the ending was happy. Then end. Despite the fact that they were all alive again, Rawr felt terrible, and threw up all the food he had previously eaten in order to feed at the other Rawrs, Roars, and R4wrs. Then the others screamed and threw stones at Rwar. Rwar cried and ran away. A mean, royal Roar captured her and held him ransom to the other Rwars. The other Rawrs gave him all the food so they could get the Captured Rawr back. Then later when the Royal Roar was away they stole all the food again and ate it. To pay for their crimes, Grim Reapawr came and took all of their lives while they were sleeping and fed their souls to Royal Roar. Then Royal Roar's mind went crazy because of all the souls inside of him, and he floated off in a hot air balloon. He was replaced by Prince Roar, who had the power of a demon warrior. The power of Omega Zero. Prince Roar went and destroyed everything with his powers. Then Royal Roar's hot air balloon popped and he fell down beside Prince Roar. As he fell through the air, Royal Roar created enough speed to make a Sonic Rainboom, and the whole of Equestawria was filled with a dazzling rainbow, which, if looked directly at, would disintegrate their retinas. Little baby 4 looked did not know this fact and looked at the beautiful rainbow. His eyes disintegrated and he was so sad that he started crying his eye sockets out. However, alicorn Princess Twilight Roarkle fixed baby 4 by shooting some sparkly magic out of her face. And due to the reference, a Plot Hole opened, and Spyroar the Dragon fell out. Prince and Royal Roar screamed at the sight of the dragon and ran away. While baby 4 brought out a bow and arrows and started shooting at it. Falling out after the dragon, Twilight Spawrkle landed on her head with a sickening crack. With birds flying around her skull, she asked groggily, "What.. happened?" Pinkie Pyroar hovered above Twilight in her bikacopter. "We're in roar land of Couse, silly filly." "Pinkie Pyroar?" asked Twilight groggily, as Spyroar looked on, very confused at why he was having arrows shot at him, why Prince and Royal Roar ran away, and what he was doing here in the first place. Baby 4 kept shooting until she ran out of arrows. Everything was awkwardly silent for a while. Suddenly a giant crack sprouted in the ground, and eventually turned into a fissure provided with a giant roar. The ground opened up around the onlookers, sending them into a deep, dark hole of blawrckness. And everything went black.