One of the music Memes I did when I had no internet XD They're actually really fun ^_^
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto or any of the music mentioned ^^
The Foamy Cult Song - Foamy (0:37) Deidara, Hidan
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Has the dye seeped into your brain or something?" Hidan stared wide eyed and unbelieving at the blonde
"Oh, come on Hidan, pleaase? I'll get you some goats to sacrifice?"
"Jashin damn it, you little fucktard, how many times do I have to tell you that I don't sacrifice goats? I am gonna tear your face off and-"
Deidara, for whatever reason, seemed convinced that Hidan spent his Saturdays sacrificing goats and pigs to the great Lord Jasmine in return for granting him hair that was immune to any kind of weather. Hidan had told him, in no uncertain terms, that he was a fucking idiot, it was hair gel and if he didn't shut the fuck up he'd bleed him like a stuck pig. Or something like that.
Strange – Kerli/Tokio Hotel (3:51) KisaIta
Itachi had always knows he was different, he didn't like what other boys his age did, he never looked at girls in any other way than being there for procreation. He had always been alone in the world. Until Kisame, that was. He didn't fit in either, but he was happier; he accepted himself and Itachi, even if the slighter boy had trouble doing so. His cheerful demeanor had lifted Itachi from the depths of depression more times than he could count. When his fathers' impossible expectations were just too much to bear and he had given up. He had tried suicide once; Kisame had saved him of course. Easing the blade out of his hands and holding him, whispering into his hair
"In my arms forever you'll be strange,"
Take Me Away (B-Sides) – Avril Lavigne (3:27) Tobi
Tobi could never understand why some of the Akatsuki were so serious. Take Itachi for example, he never said anything and when he did it was sarcastic or just downright mean! Most people couldn't believe the two were actually related, what with Tobi being hyperactive and friendly and Itachi being emotionally constipated. Sasori as well, he never smiled or laughed or anything, he was so BORING! And Kakuzu, Pain and Konan as well sometimes, but that was only about once a month (Tobi had yet to figure out why). The dark side of Zetsu could be pretty depressing as well; this gang was full of misery and woe! Why? They had each other and they always had a good time, Tobi could tell. Oh well, Tobi will just do his best to make their lives joyful, he will give them hope when all is lost and most importantly he will make their lives FUN!
The Ballad of Church – Red vs Blue (2:23) Hidan
Jashin, I'm awesome. Really, I'm not even showing off or anything but seriously, I'm great. You wanna know why? Because I'm me and me is fucking awesome! And damn smexy and intelligent! Even if that sexy bastard boyfriend of mine-
"Hidan, are you gonna stop talking to the mirror any time soon?" FUCK OFF KAKUZU
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen (3:24) PainKonan
Now Pain, unlike most men, was not ashamed to say that he liked a girl with something he could actually see, and Konan, unlike the rest of the stick insects at this school, actually had a visible figure. Now that's not to say that she was fat, no far from it, but she had curves and god did she know how to rock them. Her body wasn't the only thing he fell for; she'd have killed him by now if that were the case. He loved that about her. She could be sweet and gentle but you would be a fool to let that trick you. She could fight. And she could kick your arse while still managing to be a classy lady. He couldn't help but think how lucky he was to even know her.
This Afternoon – Nickleback (4:15) Akatsuki
They were the ones who had no ambitions for after they left school, the ones who'd end up living la vie boheme. The ones getting stoned and drunk and having fun. The ones to have any idea about how hard life could be already. The ones to know there's nothing more important than those closest to you, the ones who'd actually stay with each other after graduation. For better or for worse, they stuck together.
Take Me or Leave Me – RENT (3:51) KakuHida, implied SasoDei, KisaIta and ZetTobi
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you harder!"
They stormed off in opposite directions, slamming the doors simultaneously. The rest of the Akatsuki didn't even acknowledge the arguments between the miser and the masochist anymore; they were all used to them. Tobi however, was still troubled by the whole thing.
"Zetsu?" He turned to his best friend and crush
"Hm?" the green haired boy replied, not even looking up from his book.
"If all they do is argue then why do they stay together?" Zetsu just laughed,
"Because they love each other. Simple as,"
"Oooh, you mean like Senpai loves his Danna? And Itachi loves Kisame?" the 'And I love you' was left unsaid
"Yes, exactly like that, they just have a funny way of showing it," the bicoloured boy smiled at the inquisitive little geek, ruffling his hair
Llamas With Hats 2 – SecretAgentBob, I believe (1:18) KakuHida
"Hidan, what the fuck was all that?" Kakuzu had of course buggered off to get ice cream before they could be associated and/or the shit hit the fan, and had returned to see and empty playground and Hidan stood there, cackling hysterically
"That, Kakuzu, is what you get for insulting MY boyfriend,"
"You pushed a kid off the top of the slide and chased him with a tree branch because he said I had weird eyes,"
"He was asking for it!"
"Hidan. What's that on your hand?"
"Would you believe its strawberry milkshake?"
La Vie Boheme B – RENT (1:36) Kakuzu, Hidan, Tobi
Hidan's masochism had been a great source of interest to Kakuzu and Tobi, though for very different reasons. Tobi because he simply wanted to know why he liked pain so much, nobody liked pain! Well except Konan of course. Kakuzu on the other hand wanted to know for more…interesting reasons.
Alfie – Lily Allen (2:42) Itachi, Sasuke
They hadn't always fought like this. Up until when Sasuke was about 8 they had gotten along alright, good even. Now Itachi couldn't even leave his room without being issued a death threat or having his hair pulled or having a cat – yes, a cat - thrown at him. Admittedly he wouldn't mind quite as much if Sasuke learnt to fight properly instead of using girly moves like hair pulling. He had tried to tell him that once; he had just gotten another cat thrown at him. It was in a rare lapse of character that he had replied:
"I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat?" That had shut him up.
Yes, I did use a variation of the phrase 'rock those curves' and yes, I am highly ashamed of that. And that there, ^^^ is what made me obsessed with Sasuke lobbing cats at Itachi. You have that to thank. Can you tell I had no idea what to write about for This Afternoon? Nickleback gives me a blank -_- and the one for Take Me Away makes me cringe...I do not work well under pressure =.=