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Hogwarts: Sep, 1st, 1976.
"Hello Hogwarts!" Eric Foreman said as he stepped off the train. This was his sixth year and he was ready to make this the best year yet. He watched as the little first years walked away. He remembered his first time. He was frightened stiff he would end up in Slytherin. His father probably would have dissowned him.
"Yeah, Hogwarts! Best place anywhere. As long as the Ministry doesn't ruin it for us too." Hyde, Eric's best friend said putting his hand on Eric's shoulder. "It's a conspiracy to ruin our minds."
"Everything is a conspiracy to you." Eric said looking around one last time. "Even something as amazing as school."
Hyde rolled his eyes. He grabbed his school bag covered in muggle band stickers and began walking towards the horseless carriges. Hyde, would know the most about muggle bands. He was a muggle born.
Eric nearly fell forward as his friend Kelso and his bratty girlfriend, Jackie, came off the train. Eric still didn't know why they were dating.
"So you eyeing that Lilly was just making sure no one was prettier than me?" Jackie asked looking bratty, like always.
Kelso looked at her with a dumbstruck look that always plaugued his face. "Yeah, because Lilly is only a close second to you."
"Good!" Jackie smiled and spun around. "I am going to see if Donna is done at the prefect car." She skipped off back into the train.
Donna, the image of the redhead was a nice thought. Eric had tried to follow Donna earlier to watch her change into her uniform. Seeing as they rode to the school on a train, and the train didn't help make already loud footsteps any quieter, she had punched him in the face as he sheepishly explained what he followed her for.
"Dude," That was Hyde's way of addressing Eric, "Are you coming or not? We're not going to wait for you any longer."
With a huff, Eric grabbed his carry on bag and swung into the horseless carriage. "I'm here, aren't I?"
Suddenly the cry of a Spanish accent was heard in the distance. Eric poked his head out of the carriage to see a little tiny dark haired person running towards the now moving carriage.
"That would be Fez." Hyde groaned. "Every single year he gets caught up trying to ask some helpless girl for her phone number and misses the carriages. The poor bastard has to walk in the rain every year."
"Well help me get him in here then!" Eric stuck his hand out the side and cried Fez's name. "Grab my hand and we'll pull you up!"
Fez's short legs could only carry him so far. He huffed and puffed his way up the muddy path, dirt flinging onto his clothes in chunks. "I'm trying!" He grabbed onto Eric's clammy hand and pulled himself into the carriage. "Phew. I didn't know you had that in you, Eric."
Hyde smirked, "You've always had girl arms."
"Do not get on Eric too badly." Fez said almost making Eric feel a little better. "In my country, people get their arms taken off if they are too girly!"
"That didn't make me feel any better." Eric said brushing the dirt off his uniform that Fez had tracked into the carriage.
"You know, I really don't think it was meant to." A stray voice from next to Fez said. The guy had round glasses and a smile known throught the school. James Potter. How the heck did they get stuck in a carriage with him and and Sirius Black, his best friend? They were known to play the best pranks anywhere. Even Hyde couldn't claim to have stirred as much trouble as they had.
"It wasn't. Finally, someone not from my country understands me!" Fez said laughing.
Sirius started rolling in laughter. "No one understands you. I feel sorry for the teachers."
The rest of the ride was rather awkward. They finally reached the castle and they each went to their tables. From the Ravenclaw table, all Eric could do was pray for the meal to start. If only the first years could just get sorted already. He noticed Fez at the Hufflepuff table alone. No girl would even attempt to sit with him. Didn't help the rest of the people he usually hung out with were at totally different tables. Kelso was in his house, but he was sitting near to Jackie, who was avoiding Fez. It was rather sad the gang wasn't together. The gang was known for using a room they found one day when they needed a place to use their stuff. It became their personal hang out.
Eric looked down the Ravenclaw table. There was Donna. He very much wished his charade to catch her changing had worked. He had a crush on her since they were little and she had moved next door.
He looked away, hoping she wouldn' shoot him her pissed off look. There at the Slytherin table, Jakie was blowing kissed to Kelso. He was pretty sure McGonagle would catch them and tell them to stop their P.D.A.
Then, sure enough, McGonagle marched past Kelso and smacked him across the back of the head. She was always right on time. Eric was certain she had grown eyes in the back of her head during puberty. Then again, he didn't believe Minerva McGonagle was capable of being a pubescent teenager.
Eric just sat at the Ravenclaw table glumly, his eyes beginning to close ever so slowly. If the sorting wasn't over with soon he may have fallen asleep in the Great Hall.
"Foreman's nodding off!" shrieked Jackie from across the room. Her irritatingly high voice was like nails on a chalk board to him. The only reason he even tolerated the brat was because she was Kelso's girlfriend, even though everyone knew that Jackie was seeing Sirius Black on the side. Last year Fez had seen the two of them eating each other's mouths off in the library; and once Fez knows a secret it doesn't stay a secret for long.
The bottom line was: Everyone except for Kelso knew that Jackie was cheating on him. All of those people just weren't willing to tell the poor kid.
James, Sirius, and Hyde were all trying to see if they could get away with charming Severus Snape's meal at the Slytherin table, except he most likely was never going to notice as long as he kept gawking at Lily Evans. He'd probably choke and turn blue before realizing he was dying.
Eric just kept repeating in his head 'They're all idiots'. . . along with 'Let's get this show on the road. My stomach's beginning to sound like it's preying on a baby gazelle'
Being a Ravenclaw was boring, thought Eric. Sure, he got to be smart, but the only person he even truly knew from the Ravenclaw table was that foxy redhead, Donna. And she didn't even pay the slightest bit of attention to him. When she did it was to meet her fist with his face.
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