One day, Alfred F. Jones was just relaxing in his living room, slurping on some soda he got from Wendy's. He was flipping channels, wondering what was good on TV. Yup, it was just a nice normal afternoon. But that silence was shattered when a very upset New York came barging in Alfred's living room, screaming on the top of his lungs.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's wrong, buddy?" Alfred asked, putting his soda down.
New York was glaring, his arms crossed. "Dad! Tell Long Island to stop trying to become the 51st state! He should know his place!"
"Long Island wants to be what?" Alfred asked, blinking.
"YO, YO, YO. Why you gotta go be a snitch, New York? You just hatin' 'cause you know I'll make an awesome 51st state!"
Long Island came in, dressed in pretty bad "gangsta" clothing. Alfred had to stop himself from laughing at his kid, but he looked so ridiculous. Long Island was glaring at New York, who was glaring back.
"You're being stupid, Long Island! No one would take you seriously as being the 51st state! You are a part of me, idiot!" New York yelled.
"PSSH! You just wait and see, son! I'll make everyone acknowledge me as being the 51st state!" Long Island yelled back.
Where has Alfred heard that before? He shook his head and placed his hands on Long Island's and New York's shoulders. They both looked at him, still clearly upset.
"Boys, boys. Why don't we all just go to McDonald's and relax? Okay?" Alfred said, smiling.
"Dad! You're not even taking this seriously!" New York said, glaring.
"YEAH! Don't you want me to the 51st state, Pop?" Long Island demanded.
Alfred laughed uneasily as both boys waited for an answer from him. Alfred could see they both really mean business. He looked around, looking for an escape.
"Hey look! A Sonic!" Alfred said.
"WHERE?" They both said, turning around.
Alfred quickly bolted and was gone. New York noticed being tricked and growled in annoyance. His father wasn't going to get away with this.
"Where's the Sonic? There ain't never one around where I am!" Long Island whined, still looking.
"Shut up, you idiot..." New York grumbled.
Meanwhile, Alfred was at a McDonald's, chewing on a cheeseburger nervously. His kids will be the death of him one day. That was for sure.
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Ah, Long Island. You're fuckin' crazy. -sadly lives in LI-
R/R please~!