Vincent kicks Cloud's @$$
Author: CloudS21
Rating: PG-13
Category: FF7
Genre: Humor-Action-slight Romance.
Comment: For all you Vincent-lovers out there, read Cloud's Secret first.
Cloud: So, Vince, you've found my secret.
Vincent: It's Vincent.
Cloud: Whatever.
Vincent: Your secret is out, Cloud!
Cloud: Just to tell you, Vincent, I didn't kill everyone else.
Vincent: Whadda ya' mean?
Cloud: It was, uhh? SEPHIROTH! Yeah! It was all Sephiroth!
Vincent: Really?
Cloud: Yeah, you don't really think I would even think about hurting my friends? Do you?
Vincent: Well....
Cloud: Well, I wouldn't. So can I show you something?
Vincent: I guess.
Cloud: Come over here than.
Vincent: Okay. ::walks to Cloud::
Cloud: ::knocks out Vincent with handle of sword:: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::Vincent wakes up chained to the wall::
Vincent: Huh?!
Cloud: Now, Vincent! You must watch your friends DIE!
Vincent: Die?
Cloud: I know you know what die means.
Vincent: No I don't.
Cloud: Yes, you do.
Don't
Do
Don't
Do
Don't
Do
Cloud: SHUT UP!!
Vincent: ::quickly:: All right.
Cloud: First up...YUFFIE!
Vincent: NOOO!! ::sees Yuffie chained to the wall::
Yuffie: Help me, Vince.
Vincent: I would but, I'm kinda tied up.
Yuffie: Oh yeah...
Cloud: How come she can call you 'Vince' and I can't?!
Vincent: Because...I'M IN LOVE WITH YUFFIE!::relizing he just admitted one of his deepest, darkest secrets:: Oops...
Cloud+Yuffie: WHAT?!
Yuffie: ::trys to break loose:: I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and never let you go!
Vincent: That's what I've wanted...::whines thinking of the fact that he was to afraid to be with his beloved one and now shes going to die::
Cloud: I hate to break the dramatic moment but, Yuffie has gotta go! ::pulls out Yuffie doll, throws it against the wall, pulls a rope, and 1000 lbs of materia falls on Yuffie::
Vincent: ::watches Yuffie get crushed by materia:: NOOO!!! @#$%& you Cloud! @#$%& you to @#$%&en hell!!
Cloud: WOW, that's a lotta big words for a vampire!
Vincent: I am not a vampire.
Cloud: Whatever. Now for these two! ::throws RedXIII doll and Cait Sith doll in fireplace::
Vincent: D*mn it!
Cloud: ::runs over to Aeris:: And little Aeris here has to become my sex toy! I mean, bride!
Aeris: EWW!!
Cloud: ARRGH! ::runs to his room::
Cloud: Let's see, where's that book? ::accidently sits on Aeris doll and gases::
D*MN IT!
Vincent: Ouch...
Cloud: Well, VINCE, all your friends, are dead!
Vincent: MY NAME IS VINCENT!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!! ::breaks loose and tackles Cloud::
Cloud: AHHHHH!!
Vincent: ::deep voice:: Prepare to die, CLOUD! ::turns into Chaos::
Cloud: Oh s*it!
::Chaos grabs Cloud and flys up into the air and breaks through the roof, cutting cloud's head::
Cloud: OWWW!!! Couldn't we compromise?!
Chaos: Hell NO!
Cloud: So does this mean we're not friends?
Chaos: D*mn right!
Cloud: Aww man...
::Chaos drops Cloud from 10 miles in the air, which of course crushes him::
::Vincent lands back in the house and every one is alive again::
Red: Hey, Vincent, you saved us all!
Barret: Thanks man! Is there anything I could do to repay you?
Vincent: Well, you could start by not calling me vampire.
Barret: Okay, I'll work on it.
::Yuffie runs into Vincents arms and kisses him::
Cid: ::runs over to Yuffie:: C'mon why don't you give old geezer a kiss too?
Yuffie: GR-OSS-NESS! ::kicks Cid away::\
The End
CloudS21: To all you Cloud lovers,
It's no like I hate Cloud or anything,
I'm a Cloud lover myself,
It's just that Cloud is always the hero,
So I desided to change that.
Look forward to Being Rufus Shinra, The Wedding, and The Honeymoon (maybe The Honeymoon).
Author: CloudS21
Rating: PG-13
Category: FF7
Genre: Humor-Action-slight Romance.
Comment: For all you Vincent-lovers out there, read Cloud's Secret first.
Cloud: So, Vince, you've found my secret.
Vincent: It's Vincent.
Cloud: Whatever.
Vincent: Your secret is out, Cloud!
Cloud: Just to tell you, Vincent, I didn't kill everyone else.
Vincent: Whadda ya' mean?
Cloud: It was, uhh? SEPHIROTH! Yeah! It was all Sephiroth!
Vincent: Really?
Cloud: Yeah, you don't really think I would even think about hurting my friends? Do you?
Vincent: Well....
Cloud: Well, I wouldn't. So can I show you something?
Vincent: I guess.
Cloud: Come over here than.
Vincent: Okay. ::walks to Cloud::
Cloud: ::knocks out Vincent with handle of sword:: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::Vincent wakes up chained to the wall::
Vincent: Huh?!
Cloud: Now, Vincent! You must watch your friends DIE!
Vincent: Die?
Cloud: I know you know what die means.
Vincent: No I don't.
Cloud: Yes, you do.
Don't
Do
Don't
Do
Don't
Do
Cloud: SHUT UP!!
Vincent: ::quickly:: All right.
Cloud: First up...YUFFIE!
Vincent: NOOO!! ::sees Yuffie chained to the wall::
Yuffie: Help me, Vince.
Vincent: I would but, I'm kinda tied up.
Yuffie: Oh yeah...
Cloud: How come she can call you 'Vince' and I can't?!
Vincent: Because...I'M IN LOVE WITH YUFFIE!::relizing he just admitted one of his deepest, darkest secrets:: Oops...
Cloud+Yuffie: WHAT?!
Yuffie: ::trys to break loose:: I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and never let you go!
Vincent: That's what I've wanted...::whines thinking of the fact that he was to afraid to be with his beloved one and now shes going to die::
Cloud: I hate to break the dramatic moment but, Yuffie has gotta go! ::pulls out Yuffie doll, throws it against the wall, pulls a rope, and 1000 lbs of materia falls on Yuffie::
Vincent: ::watches Yuffie get crushed by materia:: NOOO!!! @#$%& you Cloud! @#$%& you to @#$%&en hell!!
Cloud: WOW, that's a lotta big words for a vampire!
Vincent: I am not a vampire.
Cloud: Whatever. Now for these two! ::throws RedXIII doll and Cait Sith doll in fireplace::
Vincent: D*mn it!
Cloud: ::runs over to Aeris:: And little Aeris here has to become my sex toy! I mean, bride!
Aeris: EWW!!
Cloud: ARRGH! ::runs to his room::
Cloud: Let's see, where's that book? ::accidently sits on Aeris doll and gases::
D*MN IT!
Vincent: Ouch...
Cloud: Well, VINCE, all your friends, are dead!
Vincent: MY NAME IS VINCENT!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!! ::breaks loose and tackles Cloud::
Cloud: AHHHHH!!
Vincent: ::deep voice:: Prepare to die, CLOUD! ::turns into Chaos::
Cloud: Oh s*it!
::Chaos grabs Cloud and flys up into the air and breaks through the roof, cutting cloud's head::
Cloud: OWWW!!! Couldn't we compromise?!
Chaos: Hell NO!
Cloud: So does this mean we're not friends?
Chaos: D*mn right!
Cloud: Aww man...
::Chaos drops Cloud from 10 miles in the air, which of course crushes him::
::Vincent lands back in the house and every one is alive again::
Red: Hey, Vincent, you saved us all!
Barret: Thanks man! Is there anything I could do to repay you?
Vincent: Well, you could start by not calling me vampire.
Barret: Okay, I'll work on it.
::Yuffie runs into Vincents arms and kisses him::
Cid: ::runs over to Yuffie:: C'mon why don't you give old geezer a kiss too?
Yuffie: GR-OSS-NESS! ::kicks Cid away::\
The End
CloudS21: To all you Cloud lovers,
It's no like I hate Cloud or anything,
I'm a Cloud lover myself,
It's just that Cloud is always the hero,
So I desided to change that.
Look forward to Being Rufus Shinra, The Wedding, and The Honeymoon (maybe The Honeymoon).