Authors note: This is my first time writing anything sexual, and I wanted to get a feel for it. This story is completely random and short.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or Batman.

Joker walked down crime alley and found his way towards an abandoned theatre. He slammed opened the doors and noticed a flicker of light coming from one of the dressing room doors. That's where he noticed Harley laying on the couch.

"Harley?"

Disappointed that she didn't greet him in her usual fashion of smothering him with affection Joker approached the petite blond, and noticed the drowsiness in her eyes. Picking up the remote he turned off the television and pulled her to her feet.

"Let's go to bed." He stated simply.

"Sounds good, boss." she softly replied and followed him obediently to the bedroom.

He threw his jacket onto the bed and started to undress while she crawled onto the bed and slipped under the covers grinning at the sight of his naked body.

Joker felt the set of eyes burning into him as he put on his pajama bottoms. He abruptly turned his head leering at her and her smile immediately vanished.

"Do you mind?" He sneered.

"Sorry puddin, I was just admiring that new scar on your shoulder." She quickly replied hoping that he wasn't in one of his moods that ended up with her having a slap across the face.

He raised an eyebrow and started to walk towards her "Oh were you now?"

She quickly shrunk into the mattress and gave him her most convincing smile "Of course-"

Before she could finish she found herself being straddled as he gripped her throat, and was forced to look into his eyes.

"Don't lie to me." He growled.

"Okay, okay." She quickly replied hoping a compliment would calm him down "I was just admiring the muscles in your back."

"Of course you were." He smiled as he replaced his hands around her neck with his lips.

"Oh Mr. J" She sighed as her fingers teased his pajama bottoms.

Slapping her hands away his hands traveled under her shirt and pulled it off.

His lips traveled down her chest and he put her nipple in his mouth and started to suck.

She could feel her temperature rising as she moaned. As he sucked he laid himself on top of her and started rubbing her clit from the outside of her shorts. She spread her legs wider for him and gripped the sheets.

Unable to hold out anymore he jumped off the bed and stripped himself of his pajamas, while Harley took his cue and started to undress herself.

He laid back on top of her and started to tease her by rubbing his cock against her clit.

"Mr. J," she whimpered "Please."

"Well since you said please." He belted out laughing at the sight of her struggling for him.

He continued to tease her while she gripped the sheets. Loosing his amusement he stuck himself inside her and closed his eyes when he felt how wet she was. Growling he started to thrust himself inside of her while she moaned, and wrapped her arms around his neck.

Giving him kisses along his neck and his shoulders as he pushed himself inside her, Harley could feel herself tightening up.

"Oh god." She moaned as his thrusts got deeper and harder.

Joker could feel her words vibrate through his body and started to feel a wave fall over him as he closed his eyes and finished. Lifting himself off the bed he began to put back on his pajama's and crawled into bed only to be greeted with Harley wrapping her arms around him.

"Harley, there's a thing called breathing room." He sighed as he pushed her off him.

"Sorry puddin'," She casually replied and started to get up "Would you like some coffee?"

"Yes, that'll be fine." he replied as he pulled the newspaper off his night stand and began to read his column on the front page.