(this chapter is really stupid, but it gets better, I promise!)

Chapter 1: the weirdest pairing ever.

Gumi and Len were on a date at blahblahblahcafe. Little did they know that someone was watching them.

SeeU was walking down the street looking for a certain someone. she knew exactly how to find him, seeing as he was her brother. So it was very easy for her to find him staring forlornly at the couple in the booth across from them.

"You know that it won't help you to get over her if you continue to stalk her on her dates," she said, and sat down across from him.

"I know," SeeWoo sighed, "But It's hard."

" you guys weren't even in a relationship. you also knew that she had always had a crush on Len, and that he had a huge crush on her. You just have to accept that she only loves you as a friend and she most likely won't love you as anything more (A/N: as long as I writing the fanfiction.) " "But I don't want to~. You have her brother, and all I'm left with is Iroha. I don't even know how old she is, she looks like a little kid, but she sings like a woman!" SeeWoo whined. SeeU sighed. "How exactly have you forgotten the UTAUloids and voyakiloids, seeing as you yourself are my gender bend?" "Alright, alright, I'm leaving already." SeeWoo walked out of the restaurant. As he was heaving, he heard his sister order a cream soda and a slice of cream pie.

As he was walking down the street, he heard someone screaming. The sound was rapidly getting louder and just as he looked to see who it was, the gray and blue blur of whoever it was slammed into him.

CRASH!

owwww...He thought. Whoever had slammed into him groaned. He sat up to see whoever it was...

...and came face to face with a girl who looked exactly like Gumi, only her platinum-gray hair was smooth, her Goggles were a sparkly forest green, she was slightly taller, and from the looks of her outfit, her colors of choice were light green and sky blue, and she preferred shorts. She was wearing a light green tank top with a see through sky blue shirt over it, with jean shorts that went to her mid thigh, and teal roller skates, which explained the screaming and why she had crashed. She was also taller.

"Stupid Teto..." She muttered and then she looked up. Her eyes were like blue-purple gems."Sorry about that," she said. Her voice was as perfect as Gumi's, only slightly deeper-wait a second. Why exactly was he thinking like this?

" It's alright. You need some help getting up?" He asked. " Yes please." Was her reply. Well, with here difficulty with her roller skates, the only way to get her up would be to pick her up and set her on her feet. So he did exactly that. When she was up ( he had to hold on to her, otherwise, she would have gone rolling away and crashed into someone else) he noticed the fact that in the roller skates, she was almost as tall as him.

" My name's Guma. Gumi's voyakiloid." She said, which explained a lot. " Teto was teaching me to roller skate, and I wasn't going anywhere, so she thought it would be a good idea to push me down this hill, into a huge crowd of people. " " Why on earth did you think having Teto teach you to skate a good idea?" He asked. That was like asking for someone to help you commit suicide, homicide, or both. Heck, a roller skating Teto could kill you, because she really didn't mind running people over. He didn't think that Teto would have minded if someone tied rockets to her skates."I didn't! I didn't know anyone else who could skate who wasn't busy! I probably should've just waited until tomorrow though..."

SeeWoo laughed. " Yeah, probably. I know how to skate."

Guma smiled. "Good. Can you help me get back up the hill so I can kill Teto?" Wouldn't it be easier to take your skates up and walk?" SeeWoo frowned. "No, because someone glued my straps on." "Alright, then." SeeWoo said and proceeded to push Guma up the hill.

( A/N: uh oh. Stuck.)

Teto was skating in very fast circles. She was waiting for Guma to come back actually, by now, she was starting to think that pushing Guma down the hill was a good idea. Not even she, Teto the speedy magnificent bread-rocket skater could skate up that hill! But look! It was Guma! With SeeWu pushing her up the hill! Teto was glad that she didn't have to go get her, because, like she thought earlier , she couldn't skate up the hill, and someone thought it was funny to glue her feet inside of her skates! Of, course, it was probably funny to whoever did it, but she was the one who had been tricked. "Thank you! I thought that I'd have to go get her, and not even I can skate up the hill!" Teto beamed. Of course, she could have said SeeWu's name, but where would the fun be in that? " what the heck Teto? Was that your only worry about pushing me down the hill! Guma shouted. Rather angrily, I might add. "Thank goodness I didn't fall while I was on the hill! Actually, I could have broken a bone when I crashed into him! Why don't you ever think, you crazy bread holder! I -" Teto zoned out. So, Guma didn't know who SeeWu was, did she? Teto smiled deviously on the inside. Oh, she could see these two together! As soon as she had the chance a Annoying Matchmaking Cupid's club meeting would be called. Teto just happened to tune back in on " TWIN DRILLED, CARB FILLED, DISASTER MACHINE!" " what did you say?" Teto said, as a dark aura began to surround her. You know that hate filled look with the heavily slanted eyes and that dark aura you see manga characters get? That is the exact one. " uh oh. help. " "Way ahead of you," he said and began to run away full speed pushing Guma in front of him."WELL THEY'RE ABOUT TO TURN INTO TWIN DRILLS NOW," Teto 's ponytails turned into twin drills and Teto grew giant, pretty, bat wings.( They are pretty! They're TETO's bat wings!) "oh, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge," SeeWu said. " Did she grow bat wings?" Guma asked. "Yes..." "RUN FASTER! OR WE'RE DEAD!" And SeeWu happily obeyed.

Ah, the start of true love...

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A/N: (DA HECK WAS THIS? The pairing is super wired but it works. But the story is a little stupid. I mean seriously, the part where SeeWu describes her? Super cheesy pizza. I'm probably being too hard on myself, aren't I?)