Class: Mrs. Anny's Kindergarten Class – Twilight Town Elementary
Essay title: My Family
Name: Xandra
My name is Xandra, I live in a big house with Dad and Daddy, uncles Xemy, Xiggy, Xaldy, Vexy, Lexy, Zexy, Saix, Demy, Luxy, and Marly, and aunts Xion and Larxene. Daddy says Larxene is a bad person, and I shouldn't talk to bad people, but uncle Marly says Larxene is awesome, just proactive. I asked Daddy what that meant, and he didn't get it either, so I asked Dad, and he laughed. I still don't know what proactive means. Uncle Zexy told me he probably meant protective. I don't know what that means either. Daddy says not to worry about it, and Dad said that Daddy doesn't know a lot either. Then Daddy threw a remote at Dad. Dad lit the remote on fire, and uncle Xemy got mad and chased Dad with a light saber. I think uncle Xemy is too old for Star Wars. Dad agrees with me. Daddy doesn't. Daddy needs to have fun. He is too boring. Uncle Demy agrees with me. Uncle Demy is awesome. He plays music for me a lot. He likes to trick other members. He's afraid of Aunt Larxene too, so uncle Zexy has to save him from her a lot. I like uncle Zexy's hair. I want blue hair. I have pink hair. Daddy says it's a mix of his and Dad's hair colors, and my white tips come from uncle Vexy's test tubes and stuff. Uncle Vexy is weird. His laugh scares me. My whole family is weird.
Grade: 90
Teacher notes: Your daughter has an… interesting way of describing you, but she has a future in writing.