Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. I have no idea what the name of Madara's younger brother is.
"Stop that." The speaker, a raven haired man, growled in irritation and placed down the book he was reading to glare at his older brother. His obsidian eyes glowed with frustration before morphing into a hazardous crimson.
Another man (it was remarkable how alike they looked) stopped what he was doing to spit something out of his mouth and into his palm.
"Stop what?" he responded, before plopping the object back into his mouth.
The man tried to ignore his older brother and return to his texts. He closed his eyes and when they opened they were black again, the annoyance was still there though. He buried his nose into his book again but simultaneously the noise began again.
"Stop it!"
His older brother ignored him and instead irritated him further, a perfectly round, pink sphere came out of his mouth. It grew bigger before it popped suddenly, splattering all over its creator's face.
"Serves you right, ni-san." The younger of the two men laughed triumphantly and laid down the book he was reading, in his other hand was a kunai, its tip was stained with pink.
"You idiot!" He socked his younger brother in the shoulder before examining his own jet black hair (now stained with pink) in disdain. "Ugh, I'll never be able to get this out of my hair. You know what? I'm going to take your eyes and kill you someday."
His younger brother rolled his eyes, "As if. You always say that but I know you're kidding."
"Am I?"
"Whatever. C'mon, I'll get a pair of scissors, you were due for a haircut anyway."
Tobi's mind returned to reality. 'No use dwelling on the past.' he thought.
"Stop that, sempai."
"Stop what, hmm?" Deidara promptly plopped a pink object into his mouth. His mouth hands (instead of the usual clay) were chewing bubble gum.
"That's really irritating. Can't you help me? These maps are so confusing." Tobi whined, examining the map he held in his hand.
"You're holding it upside down, un. Idiot."
"Oh." Tobi examined the maps for a few minutes before the noise got to his nerves, three mouths were simultaneously chewing gum!
If you could see past Tobi's mask you would notice the smile that appeared on his features as he noticed a small pink bubble emerge from one of Deidara's mouth hands. As the small bubble rapidly grew larger Tobi pulled out a kunai from his pouch.
"Don't even think out it..." Deidara warned, "Or I'll kill you…yeah."
Tobi did anyway.
There was a sudden 'BANG!' as Deidara's bubble burst instead of the usual random explosion.
"Don't think I won't kill you later just because you're helping me, un." Deidara sighed as Tobi massaged the shampoo into his wet blond locks of hair.
"Don't worry sempai. I got most of it out. No wonder you smell so good all the time. Is this the shampoo you use?"
"Yeah."
"Smells like bubble gum…hey, wait a minute!" Tobi listened intently as the sound of chewing reached his ears. "You're chewing it now, aren't you?"
"Yeah…"
Author's Notes: I was just wondering why Tobi's hair is so short compared to Madara's…so I created this fiction to explain it. Please excuse the shortness, I just felt like posting it.
Review and tell me what you think. Is this a plausible theory? Either that or Madara has magic hair that can change to any length...