I can't help it. After I saw a hilarious flash musical number on Deviantart for Marth/Roy…yeah…XD
Disclaimer!: I do not own the song 'If We Were Gay', that belongs to Avenue Q. I also do not own Kingdom Hearts.
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"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940's," Roxas sighed happily as he was sitting in his comfy armchair. "And no roommate to bother me, how could it get any better than this-?"
"Hey, Roxy!" A red head trilled as he entered the living room, Roxas began to frown.
"Hi, Axel…" Roxas muttered.
"Hey, Rox! You'll never guess what happened to me on the Subway this morning." Axel said, but since his blonde roomy didn't offer a reply, the red head answered. "This guy was smiling at me and talking to me."
"That's very interesting." Roxas replied unenthusiastically. He just wanted to return to his book…
"He was really friendly, and I think he way coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was…gay!" Axel announced. While the blonde's grip on his book loosed, making it fall into his lap.
"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?" Roxas said, before his voice got higher. "Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?"
Axel raised his hands up in front of him. "Oh, you don't have to get so defensive about it, Rox-"
"I'm not being defensive!" Roxas replied snappishly, before picking up his book and resuming to read. "What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read…"
Axel sighed and bent down to ruffle the blonde's hair. "Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rox. I just think it's something we should talk about…"
Roxas then grabbed Axel's wrist and yanked it away from his head, before standing up. "I don't want to talk about it, Axel! This conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but-"
"OVER!" Roxas yelled, going back to reading. Axel rubbed the back of his neck, before smiling.
"Okay, but, just so you know?" Axel began to have a smirk on his face, Roxas looked up when he began to hear… music?
"If you were gay. That'd be okay. I mean, 'cause, hey, I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were me, I would feel FREE to say that I was gay (But I'm not gay)!"
"Axel, please! I'm trying to read…"
"If you were queer!"
"WHAT?" Roxas squawked.
"I'd still be here!"
"Axel, I'm trying to read this book-"
"Year after year!"
"Axel!"
The red head then wrapped an arm around the young man's shoulders. "Because you're dear to me-!"
"Argh!" Roxas growled.
"And I know you-!"
"What?"
"Would accept me, too!"
"I would?"
Axel then launched himself on top of the coffee table with his arms out. "If I told you today "Hey! Guess what! I'M GAY!" (But I'm not Gay)" He then jumped off the table and started prancing around Roxas's armchair. "I'm just happy being with you."
"High button shoes, Pal…" Roxas muttered, trying to read.
"What should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?" Axel yelled sung loudly.
"Axel, that's GROSS!" Roxas yelled.
"No it's not!" Axel smiled back. "If you were gay, I'd shout 'Hooray!'"
"I'm not listening!"
"AND HERE I'D STAY~!"
"La la la la la!" Roxas yelled while covering his ears.
"But I wouldn't get in your way!" Axel yelled before jumping into Roxas's lap.
"AHHH!" Roxas screeched.
"You can always count on me, to always be, beside you everyday, to tell you it's okay, you were just born that way, and, as they say, it's in your DNA, you're gay~!"
"BUT I'M NOT GAY!"
"If you were gay."
"Argh!"
THE END!
*laughing* Sorry, but when I heard this song, I thought it was perfect for Axel and Roxas~! So perfect, I'm hoping nobody else did it…anywho! Review~!