I've only seen like one or two stories do this so I decided it would be fun *_* This is my version of how Yugioh would be if they're at a jeopardy game. Haha. First I stick um on an island and now this. I'm so cruel. Oh well. Let's go down to the game.
Meet Our Host: Chp. 1:
Today's jeopardy is hosted by Marik. A gracious and honest host here to make all your days wonderful.
*Cameras zoom in onto the platform*
Marik grins, "Today's jeopardy is hosted by me. And we have three gracious contestants who volunteered to come on today. Yugi, Seto, and Mai!"
*claps are heard*
Yugi looks over at Marik angrily, "What!? You threw us in a truck and took us here!"
Seto also looks pissed, "Yea, what is the meaning of this!?"
Mai doesn't seem bothered, but finishes painting her nails, "Marik, these chains really don't match my outfit. Do you have something more comfortable?"
"Are you joking?" Marik asks looking at Mai in disbelief.
Mai shrugs, "But they don't."
Marik shakes his head, "No more questions! We'll start the game now!" Marik straightens his shirt, "Okay, Yugi is up first? Pick a category."
*famous jeopardy music plays (you know it)*
Yugi looks utterly confused, "What!? What are we doing? How do you do this?"
Marik sighs, "Just pick a category dumb ass!"
Yugi looks at the seven categories while more of the annoying music plays.
The Categories:
Duel Monsters
Card Stats
Who is this Person?
Card Combos
What makes me tick?
Secrets
Who is the greatest duelist?
Yugi looks for about five more seconds, "These are dumb categories, but whatever. I pick, duel monsters."
Marik waits a minute then sighs, "How much money idiot?"
"Oh," Yugi looks down the column, "300?"
Marik nods, "Yugi has chosen duel monsters for 300 dollars. Let's see." Marik picks up a blue card, "This monster is the queen of the galaxies and mistress of the stars. Level is 8 and attack is 2900. The defense is 2450. Whom is this monster?"
Everyone looks stumped, but Yugi presses the buzzer, "Uh....Cosmo Queen?"
Marik snickers and then yells really loudly, "WRONG!!!"
*crowd laughs*
Yugi looks furious, "What!? That is so right you bastard!!"
Marik shakes his finger in Yugi's face, "You have to answer the question in a question."
Yugi fumes, "YOU NEVER SAID THAT!!"
Marik laughs, "So, sue me!"
Yugi pulls out a cell phone, "I'm calling my lawyer."
Marik swipes the phone from Yugi's hand, "No way! You're going to play this game through till the end."
Yugi gives up defeated as he notices he is down the hole by -300$.
"Now Seto, it's your turn. "Pick your category!"
Seto looks over with a menacing look on his face, "Who is this person? For 500$"
Marik pulls out another card, "Alrighty then! The question is. Who is a really mean, nasty, cruel duelest who is really greedy?"
Seto presses his buzzer in anger, "What kind of fucking question is that?"
Yugi nods, "Yea, really."
Seto looks at Yugi, "Shut up you little bug!"
Yugi eyes Seto dangerously, but doesn't say anything. Marik laughs, "Haha, well, what kind of fucking question is that, is once again, WRONG!!"
Seto looks at Marik, "What!? That wasn't my answer!"
Marik shrugs a too bad, "The correct answer would have been. Who is Seto Kaiba?"
Seto's eye twitches in anger, "That does it!!!" He bends down and breaks off the chains on his feet using his hands, "Come here ya bastard. I'm going to kill you!"
Marik looks behind him scared, "Ah...stay where you are. This is live on television!"
Seto grins, "That's good. Now everyone can see how I'm going to beat you good." Seto runs and chases Marik around the stage.
Marik waves a hand in front of the camera as he runs, "GO TO A COMMERCIAL!!!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Fizzle~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~*static*~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Fizzle~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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The first old lady holds up what looks extraordinarily like a plunger, "I used to have sagged, wrinkly breasts with no size what so ever."
The other old lady comes to the screen, "Thanks to this baby, they have become big, firm, and de-wrinkalized."
The old lady smiles, "All thanks to the breast enhancer 3000!!!!!"
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*T.v. goes dead* Damn T.V. *kicks the t.v. in anger* It was just getting good!!!!!
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Yea, hey everyone, I hope you laughed your ass out. I'm not done. I'm going to write the 2nd chapter soon. And about the breast enhancer. I put it at the end as a joke, but really, if you want these super plunger ladies; Call 1-800-breastasize-me-baby!!! Haha, don't. This is not a real ad. I repeat, this is not a real ad!!!