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"Cereal Wars"
A.F.I.
Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fucking squirrel to you?
"Man I got the fuckin' munchies" a very high Gordo said.
"Yeah me too" Ethan said, who was also high but he just acted like he always does, which makes you think. shrugs shoulders
"Lets go to the store and get some cereal." and with that they get up and leave to the store.
They finally reach the store after a million bajillion distractions...when your high everything looks appealing. They walk to the cereal aisle and stare at their options.
"Dude, look at all the colorful boxes" Ethan said and started to pet a box of Lucky Charms. Gordo slaps Ethan and then realized he was right. After a Gordo and Ethan finished petting the Lucky Charms they decided that it was time to pick a cereal out.
"Post, Kellogs or General Mills?" questioned Gordo.
"OH MY GOD ITS A FUCKING CEREAL WAR!" Screamed a very scared Ethan. Gordo slapped Ethan again and once again realized he was right. After they were done running in circles screaming like little girls, they once again tried to find a box of cereal.
"How about Cocoa Puffs?" asked Ethan.
"No, I don't know what Sonny fucking is" answered Gordo.
They kept going on and on like this for hours. Unitl Ethan screamed "I NEED SUGAR!" and ran out the door. Gordo just scrugged his shoulders and grabbed a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms and ran after him.
THE END.