Hetalia Murder Mystery

"Finally! Iggy sent me a love letter!" America shouted as he spotted the long-awaited letter addressed to him. He tore it open and pulled out a folded piece of paper. He quickly looked it over and his excitement died a horrible death. It wasn't a love letter. It was an invitation.

In lieu of the G8 meeting I was supposed to host, I have decided to invite you and several other nations to my mansion for a week. Food will be served, not prepared by me, and some entertainment will be provided. You are welcome to stay the entire week or a few days. I hope to see you there.

Arthur Kirkland

But spending a whole week at his house was good enough for America. He ran away to go pack for his sleepover.

~LOLTIMEPASSES~

England waited outside his house, checking off the guests as they arrived. America ran over to England, hugged him, and then ran inside.

"Bloody hell…" England muttered and Greece began to slowly walk past him, at least a dozen cats clinging to him. "I'm sorry, but no pets are allowed."

Greece stopped and replied, "Sorry, but I can't get rid of them. Watch." He used his SPARTA strength and threw one of the cats on him to the ground. It stood up and leaped back onto his shoulder.

England raised one of his eyebrows and said, "Oh…well you can go inside I guess…"

France came up next. "Ah, I've always wanted to stay in your house." He paused and then said, "Well this is the first time I've stayed here with your permission." He smiled and walked in while England stared in shock. How many times had France been in his house?

Spain and Romano appeared next, with Germany and Italy behind. "Two dates?" England asked in amusement.

"Shut up, asshole." Romano said as he walked past him.

"Hey, be nice brother." Italy whined, pulled along Germany who greeted England with a sigh.

England crossed off the four names on his list. Only a few more.

"The awesome is here!" England looked up as he recognized Prussia yelling.

"What are you doing here? You weren't invited."

Prussia laughed. "Of course I was. I'm too awesome not to be here!"

England glared at him and then sighed. Realizing he would never be able to get rid of him he said, "Fine. You can stay."

"Ha ha, YES." Prussia ran inside, yelling about his awesomeness.

Austria and Hungary walked up next. "Do you have a piano here?" Austria asked, clearly worried about this.

"Yes, somewhere on the second floor."

He nodded. "Good."

Hungary stayed until he walked inside. "Do you have yaoi here?"

England sighed. "No. There is no yaoi."

"Oh…" She said, walking away with a despondent look on her face.

England looked at the next person curiously. Didn't America already get here? "Uh, America, why are you here?"

"Oh…uh…I'm not…America...I'm Canada." The mysterious person said shyly.

England wasn't sure who he was so he just let him in.

~MORETIMEPASSESLOL~

A few more nations arrived, China, Russia, Japan, Norway, Denmark, Sealand, and the Baltics. England walked inside. Everyone was on the first floor, hopefully. "Everyone! Please make your way into the dining room for diner!"

~EVENMORETIMEPASSES~

"OKAY EVERYONE." England yelled as he stood at the front of the table where everyone sat. "Even though this is disappointing for some of you, there are rules."

"AWESOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED RULES." Prussia shouted, standing up from his seat. Greece threw a cat at him. Prussia sat back down, glaring at the cat covered Greece.

"Thank you, Greece. NOW FOR THE RULES. ONE, you can't kill each other. Incase you haven't figured it out yet, killing people is bad. TWO, don't break anything in my house. For every one thing you break, I'm breaking one of your bones. THREE, no raping people. Please. FOUR, don't wander too far outside, it's easy to get lost. And I'm not going to go search for you. That is all the rules. Now, enjoy dinner."

"That was boring…" America said.

England glared at him and America shut up because he was terrified of Iggy's eyebrows.

To everyone's surprise, the dinner did not kill them. It actually tasted good for British food. Although, no one was sure if it was turkey or some other odd bird served. (Greece enjoyed thinking it was Turkey)

After dinner, everyone left to explore England's giant house. America ran after England. "Hey Iggy! That dinner didn't suck as much as I thought it would. For tomorrow, I want some hamburgers though."

England sighed. "Go away America."

"What? You don't like me?" America said, grabbing England and hugging him.

"Get off me. Now." England growled.

"FINE." America yelled and then ran away crying.

"Bloody hell…" England muttered and then turned into the hallway where his room was.

Suddenly, the entire house was filled with Spain's screams. "NOOOOOOOOOO! VIVA PANTALONES! NUUUUUUUUUUU!" England stopped, trying to think what he could have gotten into. Did one of the evil creatures he summoned find him?

England sprinted down the hallway and down the stairs into his basement. He flicked on the light to see Spain lying motionless in a pool of blood.

"NO!" England heard Romano cry. "What happened to Spain?"

End of Part one :'D