*PLEASE READ!* I'll be posting more chapters, and each chapter about a different group of people, so keep checking in. Please review and put questions that you would like me to use! I could use some help! Oh yeah, and sorry nearly all the questions are making fun of Peter. I just don't like him.
Quiz Madness-The Marauders
"Hello everybody,I'm Sirius,or Padfoot"
"I'm James!"
"I'm Peter."
"And I'm Remus."
"Today,Prongs,Wormtail,Moony and I will be answering questions for this quizy thingy,so here goes."
Question 1:
What would you name your child if you had one?
James: *Misty eyed* Whatever Lily wants...
Remus: Well,what would your choice be?
James: If it was a girl,I'd probably want to name her something like...Rose....or Daisy....or Lavendar....
Sirius: And if it's a boy?
James: Something cool.....like Adric! Or Hal!
Peter: What about Harry? I have a great uncle Harry,he's awesome!
James: Harry....hmmmm....nah.
Question 2:
If you were a cookie,what kind would you be?
Sirius: SNICKERDOODLE! I LOVE SNICKERDOODLES!!!!
James: What about you,Wormtail?
Peter: Umm....a sugar cookie,maybe?
James: Why?
Sirius: YEAH,WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A SNICKERDOODLE,TOO?!?!
Peter: ...Snickerdoodles give me gas...
Question 3:
What is your favorite animal?
James: Stag.
Sirius: Dog.
Peter: Bunny.
James,Sirius,Remus: .......
Question 4:
What's your favorite outfit?
James: My quidditch uniform!
Remus: Yes,James,because you know how sexy i think your quidditch uniform is.
Sirius: QUIDDITCH PLAYING WEREWOLF BABIES!!!!
Remus: *Sigh*
Question 5:
Would you rather make out with a muggle or lick Snape's armpit?
Remus: Well we all know Sirius's answer would be.
Sirius: Yeah,of course I would-
James,Remus,Peter: LICK SNAPE'S ARMPIT!!!!!!!!!
Question 6:
What's your favorite school subject?
Sirius: Snogging 101! I met this girl yesterday and-
Remus: Please spare us the details. Anyway,my favorite subject is Defense Against the Dark Arts. Or potions.
Sirius: You just say potions because Slughorn fancies you!
Remus: Well at least I don't snog him in a broom closet every night at 6:00 sharp!
Sirius: How do i know you don't?!
James: Guys,could you please stop the argument here? Got some seriously terrible mental images running through my head right now!
Question 7:
Do you like s'mores?
James: Love 'em.
Sirius: Will you share your s'mores with me,Jamsie?
James: Hmm let me think about that-no.
Sirius: THEN WE DUEL!
James: TO THE DEATH!
James,Sirius: *Pull out swords*
Question 8:
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Remus: That's not a question.
James: I wonder if Lily likes sea shells...
Sirius: I can't even say that!
Peter: Why does she sell them on the sea shore if you could just pick them up?
Remus,James,Sirius: .....
Question 9:
i think this quiz is over,is that okay with you guys?
James: Hey look,there's Lily!
Remus: This was a very intriuging expirience,and just for the record,I HAVE NEVER SNOGGED SLUGHORN AND NEVER WILL.
Sirius: Never snogged anyone,more like it....
Peter: Shoes...shoes....shoes....let's get some shoes.....
*PLEASE READ!*In number 9, the shoes thing is from a youtube video. In number one, if you didn't notice, all the girls' names James suggested were flowers, like "Lily". Hope you enjoyed!
