Why The Flagpole Thing Doesn't Work

A/N: Quick little baby author's note here. This is what happens when I don't write for awhile. Sorry about any spelling errors here because I'm using my tablet to do this. Anyways, I don't own Danny Phantom and I hope you enjoy my one shot.

There was just one question that was going through Danny's mind on one very boring lecture during class: Why Doesn't The Flagpole Thing Work? Yes, he probably should be paying attention to the lecture about Romeo and Juliet but it was just boring. By now, as with most days, a ghost would attack but for the past week not even the Box Ghost showed up. When not even the Box Ghost shows up then you know something must be going probably should have been the question racing his mind but how about a no to that.

After 45 minutes more of lecturing the class was finally free to leave. expected that all of the students would rush but to his surprise Danny walked up to his desk, to what it seems, to ask a question.

"Umm.. could I ask you a question?"

He looked up at Danny his face showing a mixture of surprise and concern. It wasn't normal for Danny to ask questions and as a teacher it was his job to be concerned for the safety and care of the students. "Yes, what is it?" he asked trying but failing to hide the surprise out of his voice.

"If someone happens to fall out of, I don't know, an airplane with out proper safety and was to hold unto a flagpole why would it break?"

frowned slightly but instead of shooing Danny away decided to answer the question. "You see, gravity would kick in and drag the weight of said person down. Thus, the flagpole buckling under the weight and snapping sending the person crashing into the sidewalk," he replied. After an awkward silence he looked up at Danny and asked, "Is that it?"

"Yes that's it,"was the reply from the boy as walked out to meet his friends in the hallway.

As the door shut, couldn't help but smile and think, "Where does he find questions like that to ask?"

A/N: Oh look a next one. Please keep in mind that the following are facts:

1) This takes place about a few days or weeks after TUE. Okay?

2) This is the fault of my plot bunny making mind. *Takes second to growl at the plot bunny as it growls back*

3) I am not the best at Science so this is just my theory to as why.

4) This was on in my drafts for a long while as of 11/10/14.