It was a normal day in Lazy Town. Stephanie was bein Stephanie. Pixel was bein Pixel. Stingy was bein an asshole. But down in Robbie's basement some crazy stuff was goin on. ;) There was also crazy stuff in his super evil lair of evil.

"For my next evil trick I will blow up world with my evil time bomb!" Sayed evil Robbie evilly

Robbie evilly setted the bomb to kaboom in 2 minutes. He decided itd be good idea to bring bomb in the middle of the town square so obvi nobody would see. He ranned evilly behind a bush and hid part of his evil body but hes kinda big so it didnt all fit.

Suddenly Sportacum backflipped down from the heavens and speedwalked towards the bomb.

"SPORTA-KUUUUUUN" Robbie yelled evilly from the bushes. He evilly waved at his kinda sorta maybe not really boyfriend. But evil Robbie awkward and lost his balance. He falled over really evilly and blushed.

Suddenly his evil hand touched something hard. Once he took his evil hand off his boner he noticed a gun hidden behind leafs.

"What dis" He sayed evilly. He never seen a real weapon before. "What it do"

Robbie curious and evilly pulled trigger. All of sudden he heared a scream. It was Sportacum.

"SPORTA-KUUUUUN" Robbie evilly yelled and runned towards his babe. Sportacum was bleedin a lot. But no blood touched his perfect mustache so it was kinda ok.

"Sporta-kun I know I very sexy but please stop nosebleedin its gross." Evil Robbie sayed

"Robbie.. You shot me.." Sportacum chuckled a lil bit before coughin up some more blood. "I can't believe you're actually going to win.."

"No.. Sporta-kun.. I cant win without you.." Robbie sayed and evilly cried a little.

"That's how I've always felt about you.. Because Robbie.. I.. I.." Sportacum died.

"NOOOOOOO" Robbie evilly yelled and threw himself onto Sportacums dead body. He was cryin a lot. "Don worry Sporta-kun.. Ill never leave your side"

Suddenly Stingy appeared and put his hand on the body. "Mine." He sayed and dragged Sportacum into the forest.

Robbie cried kind of evilly "WHY.. SPORTA-KUN.. I.. I.."

The timer went off and the world kaboomed. The end.