Six years after Breaking Dawn: Nessie's Story:
Preface:
As you know oh dear reader, I'm Rennesme Cullen, daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen. And I already have the best friend ever! Jake! I'm currently looking and acting like a fifteen year old, yet really I should only be five or six. Amazing huh? Well I have an interesting story to tell about life as a half mortal and half immortal being.
At the time I was in the shower:
I applied my shampoo and conditioner and shaved. But it was no use; the hair would just grow back! So I wouldn't bother anymore. I heard a tapping noise at my shower door, which was very detailed. When I was "seven" daddy and Grampa added on my bathroom and Gramma and Aunty Alice helped me pick out the interior. It was redone; of course by the next two years.
Okay back to the mysterious tapping noise. I quickly covered my body with my long graceful arms and widened my eyes. It was Jake smiling. I hissed and told him to leave and come back in ten minutes. Fine I'll add the dialogue if you insisted.
"Hey Nessie!" he said smiling.
"Go! Jesus I'm in the freak'n shower, naked you dog!" I hissed.
"Gezzz Ness. Have to be pushy with the whole I'm a werewolf…?"
"If mom sees you… she, she's gonna dissemble you!"
"Humph, her best friend…?" he said.
"Yes, and I meant your a dog like a man hitting on pretty woman, and really I'm only like six."
"Fine,"
"SO LEAVE!!!!!! YOU PIG!"
"Aw, come on pigs are very tasty…. Yummy raw."
"LEAVE!" I hissed, "I am half vampire!"
"Yet still very attracted to me,"
"I'll talk to you in five minutes," I sighed.
Finally he left, but he was still right, I thought that he was very nice looking, attractive and very well built. I got out of the shower and dried myself off. I didn't just stand there and whip myself off like usual. I quickly ran off to my HUGE closet and got dressed as quick as well a vampire. So Jake wouldn't see anything.
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