"... and that's how I got my 69 tattoo!" finished an extremely drunken Shuuhei. Izuru burst out laughing. He was drunk too. Shuuhei tried to stand up, but tripped over a sleeping Rangiku and landed on top of an aslo drunk Renji. Renji started rolling from side to side and Shuuhei crawled over to a chair. By this time, Izuru was shirtless and attempting to dance on a table. "Wooo! Table Dance Tiiiiime!!" shouted Renji. Shuuhei leaped onto the table and started to headbang. Renji sat on the edge of the table, dangling his legs.
Shuuhei grabbed another bottle of Sake and began to drink. Izuru spotted the bottle and slapped Shuuhei. "MY SAKE!!" Izuru screeched and took the bottle. Rangiku woke up. "Murgurlun?" she drawled. "Afsdeskifl!!" Renji replied happily. Rangiku stood up and tied her pink scarf around her forehead tightly. "HAAAAAAAW!!" Rangiku screeched, adopting a ninja-like pose. " I AM ZE SAKE NINJAAA!" Shuuhei, Renji and Izuru blinked.
Izuru smirked and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his bare shoulders, cape-style. "I...AM...BATMAN! Gnihihihi! Izuru exclaimed and ran around in circled. Rangiku waltzed up to Izuru and gave him a spoon holding one for herself. "I challenge ye to a duel, Batman!!" she said. Izuru smirked. "I accept, Sake Nin-Nin-Ninjaaaa!" he yelled.