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I enjoyed writing the last one so much, I decided to make this one. Hope you enjoy!
(P.S. This goes with the list "Things Commonly Heard When Around Autobots". Read it to make some of these make more sense.)
Hi, this is Lennox. After seeing the list Red made, I decided to make one of my own. Red has also decided to "help". (Red: You bet I have. Men can't do anything right on their own.) Lennox: Whatever. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
1. Large craters in the floor and walls of the training room.
We're not sure how this happened. (Note-sarcasm. We all know it was Ironhide. He just won't stop blowing things up! Prime had to ban him from the training room for a week after it was repaired so that everyone else actually had a chance to use it undamaged.)
2. Ratchet chasing Jazz and/or Bee around base.
If you see this, either one of the two (or both) pranked The Hatchet and got caught, or it's time for one of their (dreaded) checkups. (They are always caught in the end and either beaten into slag or dragged, literally, into the med bay, depending on which scenario it is.)
3. Ironhide chasing Jazz and/or Bee around base.
Once again, a 98% chance Jazz and/or Bee pranked Hide and got caught. (When will those mechs learn?!)
4. Ironhide throwing Jazz through a wall.
(I finally found out what this was about!)
Apparently, Jazz snuck into Hide's hanger while he was recharging and stuffed three feather pillows into his favorite cannon. The next day, Ironhide was in the training room, brought out afore-mentioned cannon, aimed, fired, and was instantly covered in fluffy white goose feathers. Jazz was (very dumbly) waiting nearby and burst out laughing so hard, it didn't take a genius to figure out who did it. Hide grabbed Jazz by the back of the neck and threw him clear through the back wall. (Our source for this is Bumblebee. He was standing nearby and saw the whole thing. Took a video of it too. One word. Hilarious!)
5. Bumblebee walking around base looking like a kicked puppy.
This one is actually really sad to see. Bee always gets upset whenever there is a Con attack and people die. Or it could also be that his, Jazz and Red's request to go out to Vegas for the weekend was denied. (Stupid babysitter-oh, sorry, government liaison. Pffft.)
6. Red sitting on Jazz or Bee's shoulder.
A very common sight lately, especially since she (allegedly, I admit nothing) painted the liaison's (still think he's a glorified babysitter) brand-new (formerly dark blue) car a neon pink and filled it with death threat notes. (They're not all from me... only 53 of them. The other 18 are from various soldiers around base that wish to remain anonymous. Again, this is all hypothetical.) She is to be under Bot supervision while the liaison (cough-babysitter-cough) is on base.
7. Ratchet walking around scowling.
This one really isn't all that strange. Ratch is naturally a grouch. (Unless Jazz gets himself into trouble. Then he smiles. It's actually pretty creepy when that happens. Epps agrees with me.)
8. New recruits running into a wall.
They take one look at the giant metal aliens and lose all coherent thought for anywhere between 2 minutes to a record 1 hour. (I swear, none of them have a sense of direction. If they don't run into a wall, they run into a Bot's leg. One ran into me once. Admittedly, I probably shouldn't have been standing in the doorway.)
9. Liaisons storming out of base and driving away.
(Yes! Success!) If they take their briefcase and a cardboard box with them, they're gone for good. Within a week though, a new one always shows up. The most recent one is a women. (The last liaison left after his laptop mysteriously ended up as a target on the firing range. Hehehe! We now have a nanny instead of a babysitter.)
10. Red throwing a party when said liaison is gone.
Title is self-explanatory. (I love these parties! We're not allowed to have them when the babysitter/nanny is on base, so the two younger bots and I make sure to throw huge ones once they leave.)