NEW STORY! BASED ON MY FAVORITE SHOW, ROOM RAIDERS!!!!


Bella's POV

I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS CHANNEL!

The theme song for Room Raiders blared once again, Rose and Alice watching in bean bag chairs infront of the t.v. Most people would assume that after a four hour marathon, most people would grow tired of the same show. But not them! I'm doddling on the couch trying to block out one of the most annoying shows on Earth. Rose and Alice however found it, enlightening. After twenty mintutes I had to atleast ask them to change the channel and they looked at me like I just did an unforgivable curse or something.

" You can tell alot about someone from their room, Bella!" Rose said

" Most imporantly their bed and clothes. " Alice stated

I looked up at the t.v. and smiled.

" If that's true then whoever owns this room must be a girl or gay!"

Both girls turned back at the t.v. to see a blonde girl standing in the middle of a room covered in rainbows, old skittles packages and the message, " Taste the Rainbow " painted over the headboard of the bed. And that's why I don't watch this show, too many weirdos. Another five minutes pass and Alice grabs the remote and turns off the t.v. putting me out of my misery. Rose threw a pillow at her in anger.

" We were about to find out who Sally was going to pick!" Rose huffed, she then grabbed the remote and turned back on the television only to see the ending credits of her show.

" Welp guess we'll never know" I said smiling, while Rose buried herself in a pillow

Alice POV

" Rose, it was either the goth kid who's floor you couldn't see, the one guy who needs to be sent to rehab for a skittles addication or a cute drummer who writes his own music and was on track for a good career as a social worker. I WONDER WHO SHE PICKED! " I said sarcasticly.

I don't have to look to know that Bella is rolling her eyes. Sarcasm didn't go well with me, sarcastic comments were her thing; fashion was mine and Rose's things. Bella and I had been roommates since last year, back on campus. Rose had a roommate named Lauren but she often slept in her friend Jessica's room or some random party dude's room that Rose pretty much had the room to herself. Not that she wanted it, I swear ninety percent of the time no one slept in poor room 239 seeing how Rose has taken a liking to us and stayied in our room nearly every night.

Now a year later, we were in Seattle, in our very own apartment about fifteen miles from school and nothing could be better! Well except for one little detail.........

WE ARE BITTERLY SINGLE!

Not that we can't get a date. Even though Bella says she's not pretty, she is a girl next door beauty and Rose is the type of girl who could possiblity make a guy question wether or not he's gay with just a look. I was what Rose and Bella called " Pixie Child Cuteness ", I'm pretty sure that's a compliment. Back to the problem at hand, we are all bitterly single. Not so much Bella though. She liked being single for reasons completely unknown to me and Rose.

Those two would be perfect for my brothers but they refuse my attempts to get them together. It doesn't help that those two are never avaliable either. Eddie with his music classes and Em..............doing whatever Em's do when no one is around. Bella and Em would be the perfect funny pairing and if Eddie didn't atleast thank me for getting a girl like Rose for him then I'm gonna jump on the whole, " Eddie's secretly gay and we wouldn't find out till he shows up with a nice man named Dave for Christmas " bandwagon with Em.

That's why I did what I did.

Knock Knock

I hope they'll fogive me. I run up and get the door and smile as the camera crew invades our apartment. Bella screams and buries her face into the couch trying to hide from the camera, while Rose has her cell phone out and is dialing the cops.

" ALICE!!!!" the overly cheerful voice signs from behind the camera crew. Out steps my savior, Nana Walker aka the producer of Room Raiders. She was really tall, like six foot tall. She kept her natural pale almost bleach blond hair in the cutest pixie cut and dressed in a long flowing skirt and tee shirt practially every day. Nana looked at Rose barking at two camera crew member and then over at Bella who was slowly coming up out of her pillow shelter.

" I'm guessing you didn't tell them?" Nana says knowingly

" Tell us what?" Bella says walking over to us

" Yah, Alice please tell us why camera crews have invaded our house!" Rose sounded like she was going to kill me.

I smiled and in the sweetest voice I could I smiled and said, " I ENTERED TO BE ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF ROOM RAIDERS VERSION 2.0 AND WON!"

Bella's jaw dropped. I looked over and felt smaller than ever. Yup she was definatly gonna kill me.

Rose's POV

" YOU. DID. WHAT!?" I screeched. Bella was still in state of shock and Alice hid behind some random women for cover. The women smiled and put her hand towards Bella.

" Hello there, I'm Nana Walker from Room Raiders " she introduced herself. Bella shooked the hand but still looked spectical.

" And I'm-" Bella started before being cut off by Nana

" Oh I know who you are! You're Bella Swan" she then pointed at me " and that's Rose Hale!"

" How do you know that?" Bella asked

" Well when Alice entered you all for the season permire of Room Raiders she had to give your guys names!"

I was about to tell her off for having her camera crews invade our house when I paused, " Wait what do you mean ' all of us '? "

" Well the contest asked for three lovely ladies to be in the one hour season premire of the show. All of them had to be completely different but good friends. And when we heard about book loving Bella, hyperactive Alice and of course the supermodel, car loving and sercret gaming addict Rosalie, there was no doubt in my mind who should win!"

Bella and I looked at Alice as if she had grown a second head.

" This show is gonna go like this! We pretty much kidnap nine boy toys and you guys go through all their rooms and pick the one you like best. Now let it be warned, the screening crew for these guys have a pretty sick sense of humor so be prepared for anything! We'll come and get you guys at noon next Saturday for the show but now all we need to do some backround infomation shoots for you guys. Please note you guys can back out at any given moment!"

" This will be great right guys!" Alice cheered stepping out from behind Nana. I looked at her with one thought and one though alone on my mind.

I'm going to kill you Alice Cullen.


Don't you just love Alice?

And because I know someone's gonna say this,

Bella and Em would be the perfect funny pairing and if Eddie didn't atleast thank me for getting a girl like Rose for him then I'm gonna jump on the whole, " Eddie's secretly gay and we wouldn't find out till he shows up with a nice man named Dave for Christmas " bandwagon with Em.

THAT'S NOT A TYPO! Alice really belives in Bella and Em / Rose and Edward.

WILL SHE BE RIGHT!? WILL THE CULLEN BOYS EVEN BE IN THIS STORY? ( well duh, don't ask that ) WILL YOU REVIEW FOR A POOR GIRL WITH NOTHING TO DO THIS SUMMER!? yes. yes you will. the button commands you too. DON'T DISOBEY THE BUTTON!

REVIEW PLEASE!